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[Cerita] Lawak jenaka pendek2

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Post time 21-4-2017 01:59 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
KERJA RUMAH

Seorang guru sedang bertanyakan kepada seorang anak muridnya.

GURU: Ali, mengapa awak tidak membuat kerja rumah yang cikgu beri ?

ALI: Emak saya beritahu saya supaya tidak buat kerja rumah

GURU: Mengapa emak awak berkata begitu ?

ALI: Kerana semua kerja rumah emak saya yang buat.


IKUT JIRAN SEBELAH

Isteri: bang,sejuk hati saya tengok suami jiran sebelah rumah kita.

Suami: ape halnya sampai awak sejuk?!

Isteri: yela,tiap2 hari suami die balik keje mesti bagi bunga,kiss dan coklat.

Suami: habis tu kenapa?

Isteri: kenapa abang tak buat macam tu.?

Suami: hish!!gila ker awak nie!!!?? mane saya kenal dia!!!!

Isteri : *&#$%^&*%**%


PUNCA KEMATIAN

Dam!! Pintu pejabat sebuah hopital dihempas. Seorang doktor muda kelam kabut masuk, menggelabah puyuh, jumpa doktor senior.

Doktor Senior : Kenapa ni?
Doktor muda : (Termengah-mengah memberitahu) Saya dah buat silap masa isi borang kematian pesakit.. Habislah.. Matilah saya..

Doktor Senior : Silap macam mana pulak?
Doktor muda : Saya tersain nama saya kat punca kematian..

SEDARA KITA

Pada suatu petang, seorang ibu membawa anaknye berusia 4 tahun bersiar2 menaiki kereta.Dlm perjalanan, si ibu membunyikan hon.

Anak :Naper ibu bunyikan hon & sape org tu?

Ibu :Tu sedara kite,kenalah hormat.

Dlm perjalanan seterusnya mereka terserempak dengan seekor lembu yg nak melintas lalu si ibu membunyikan hon.

Anak :Tu pun sedara kite ke???


Semoga terhibur.
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Post time 21-4-2017 02:26 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha..
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Post time 21-4-2017 02:28 PM | Show all posts
Kerja umah & jiran seblah je terhibur
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2017 02:30 PM | Show all posts
tagas replied at 21-4-2017 02:28 PM
Kerja umah & jiran seblah je terhibur

dapat jugak saya menghiburkan awak ..

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Post time 21-4-2017 03:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahahahaahaa....lawak...
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Post time 21-4-2017 04:31 PM | Show all posts
Ayooo macam-macam.
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Post time 21-4-2017 04:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 21-4-2017 05:25 PM | Show all posts
OKAYYYY TU PUN SEDARA KITAAA NAK OIII . HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Post time 21-4-2017 05:47 PM | Show all posts
IKUT JIRAN SEBELAH

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Post time 21-4-2017 07:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ikut jiran sebelah!
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Post time 21-4-2017 08:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tu pun sedara kita ke?

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Post time 21-4-2017 11:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha pandai budak kerja rumah tu
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Post time 24-4-2017 02:14 AM | Show all posts
Ada terma baru ya.. menggelabah puyuh
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Post time 7-5-2017 07:43 PM | Show all posts
hahahah yang kerja rumah tu mula2 tak paham , pastu baru paham
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