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Post time 25-4-2017 10:30 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Di tanah perkuburan, seorang ustaz mendekati wanita cantik yang baru kehilangan suaminya.

Ustaz: (Seakan berbisik) Saya turut berdukacita atas pemergian suami kamu. Semoga suami kamu ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang beriman.

Wanita: Mudah-mudahan. Terima kasih Ustaz.

Ustaz: Kamu tak boleh lama-lama larut dalam kesedihan. Bolehkah saya menggantikan tempat suami kamu?

Wanita: Ustaz serius ke?

Ustaz: Ya, saya benar-benar serius!

Tiba-tiba wanita itu berkata kepada si penggali kubur.

Wanita: Pak Cik! Tolong gali semula kubur suami saya tu kerana ustaz ini ingin menggantikan tempatnya!

Ustaz: Astaghfirullah....






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Post time 25-4-2017 11:18 AM | Show all posts
Mak aiii lurus bendulnyaaa. menyesal ustaz tuh offer
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Post time 25-4-2017 11:27 AM | Show all posts
Balu tu sengaja je kan nak padankan muka ustaz miang. Selayaknyalah
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Post time 25-4-2017 11:36 AM | Show all posts
hahaaa.. padan muka
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Post time 25-4-2017 12:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haha...jgn kacau balu yg baru kematian suami...
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Post time 25-4-2017 01:42 PM | Show all posts
Hahahaha. Masa tu jugak la dia nak try
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Post time 25-4-2017 01:59 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha...
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Post time 25-4-2017 03:51 PM | Show all posts
Ustaz pun, tak agak-agak nak menekel.  Tunggulah orang tu habis rasa sedih dulu.  Kan dah kena....

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Post time 25-4-2017 04:56 PM | Show all posts
padan muka..
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Post time 25-4-2017 04:57 PM | Show all posts
agak2 la nak tunjuk miang pun pak ustaz oiii
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Post time 24-5-2017 09:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha
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