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Menegakkan Seekor Cacing

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Post time 16-5-2017 10:51 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang datuk dan cucunya sedang berjalan-jalan. Kerana hari panas mereka beristirahat di bawah pohon yang di depannya ada kolam ikan. Si cucu nie memang suka menanyakan berbagai soalan kepada datuk.

"Tok, adakah atok akan memberi saya duit RM100, bila saya berhasil menegakkan seekor cacing tegak lurus di atas tanah?" Si datuk tak percaya. Fikirnya mana boleh.

Kata datuk: "Ok, kalau berjaya, besok atok kasi kamu RM100."

Si cucu lantas mencari cacing di pinggir kolam. Terjumpa seekor. Dibawanya cacing tersebut ke depan datuknya. Lalu si cucu mengambil hair-spray dari poket baju. Si cacing yang malang disprey beberapa kali, lantas mati keras. Dengan mudah si cucu menegakkan cacing tegak lurus di atas tanah. Si atok kagum, cucunya memang bijak.

Sampai di rumah berceritalah si cucu tentang janji datuk pada neneknya. Si nenek mendengar penuh kagum. Leka bercerita si cucu pun tertidur. Pagi esoknya si nenek mencari cucunya sambil membawa duit RM200.

"RM100 dari atok, dan RM100 lagi dari nenek untuk idea yang bagus." kata sang nenek. Si cucu melopong tak paham. ko rasa? hahah


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Post time 16-5-2017 11:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 16-5-2017 11:57 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nenek tu spray "CACING  SIATUK" dgn hair spray tu.

keras berdenting barang atok mlm tu
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Post time 16-5-2017 12:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaha..bongokkk...
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Post time 16-5-2017 12:31 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahaha siotttt betul
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Post time 16-5-2017 12:49 PM | Show all posts
Hampehhh.... yang tangkap lawak ni mesti otak kuning termasuk aku...
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Post time 16-5-2017 12:51 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 16-5-2017 12:53 PM | Show all posts
ak dispray pada atoknya juga......
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Post time 16-5-2017 01:11 PM | Show all posts
atok dah tak kerasss lagi....
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Post time 16-5-2017 05:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahaha....habes la atuk mlm tu
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Post time 16-5-2017 05:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahhaha. Bongok betul.
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Post time 16-5-2017 07:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nenek dah gersang
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Post time 16-5-2017 11:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Camner ler si nenek leh emejin cacing tu sama ngan atuk punya
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