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BERHENTILAH MEMARAHI ISTERI

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Post time 24-5-2017 09:44 AM | Show all posts |Read mode


Kisah seorang suami yaitu Hj N yang tidak pernah marah ataupun membentak isterinya.

Ketika ditanya apakah rahsianya, sang suami itu pun bercerita.

"Dulu aku pernah melihat isteriku dicakar oleh seekor kucing kesayangannya. Isteriku itu hanya tersenyum sambil berkata "SATU".

Esok harinya kucing itu mencakar lagi, tapi isteriku tetap senyum dan berkata "DUA".

Keesokkan harinya lagi, kucing itu mencakar lagi. Sambil tersenyum isteriku berkata "TIGA".

Di hari sama isteriku mengambil satu bungkusan dan menaburkannya ke atas ikan dan dihidangkan kepada kucing yang mencakarnya. Kucing itu makan dan seketika kemudian dia mengelepar lalu mati. Si suami terperanjat lalu berteriak marah.

"Hei, kau ni dah gila ya.. kau racunkan kucing itu hanya kerana dia mencakar..!!"

Si isteri tersenyum sambil berkata, "SATU"

Sejak saat itu si suami tak pernah lagi memarahi isterinya sehinggalah ke hari ini...

Berani??

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Post time 24-5-2017 10:00 AM | Show all posts
dah ader thread ni 2 hari lepas..
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Post time 24-5-2017 10:29 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Boleh di praktikkan nih
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Post time 24-5-2017 10:49 AM | Show all posts
lawak jugak ni
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Post time 24-5-2017 11:14 AM | Show all posts
Ada bran?????

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Post time 24-5-2017 02:11 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 24-5-2017 07:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
@kentel
acik ni bunuh kucing..
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Post time 24-5-2017 07:30 PM | Show all posts
Gurau kasar ni
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Post time 24-5-2017 10:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mesti paranoid si suami ngan isterinya
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Post time 25-5-2017 07:54 AM | Show all posts
spankee_fili replied at 24-5-2017 07:19 PM
@kentel
acik ni bunuh kucing..

acik ni patut diracun!!!
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