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JIZZZ... KLONG! KONG! Andaikata Ultraman Itu Bebenar Wujud...

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Post time 7-6-2017 02:35 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
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Kalau Ultraman tu bebenar wujud... Ko worang rasa larat ke tak dia nak lawang raksasa bulang puasa ni haaa...? Sahor dia makang hapa nak bagi tenaga tambahang...? Atau hari yang dia lawang tu kira dia bukak puasa awal dah...? Ke raksasa pong puasa gak bulang puasa ni jadi dia pong tak larat wat kacau...?


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Post time 7-6-2017 02:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Apa la masalah kau ni. Mental agaknya
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Post time 7-6-2017 04:29 AM | Show all posts
Ultraman tak makan nasi, tak perlu minum milo pagi-pagi, ultraman cuma perlu berjemur tengah terik matahari je untuk dapat tenaga.
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Post time 7-6-2017 05:30 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ultraman cuma perlu powerbank je..
Bila lampu kat dada dia dah tett tett tett, cucuk powerbank bg cpt sikit charging
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Post time 7-6-2017 06:09 AM | Show all posts
Andyscenes replied at 7-6-2017 02:49 AM
Apa la masalah kau ni. Mental agaknya

Tak boleh disalahkan, kerana bulan bulan puasa nih, blood sugar readingnya below 5......itu yang  fikirangnya melayang...ultraman segala.


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Post time 7-6-2017 06:11 AM | Show all posts
Lagubestbest replied at 7-6-2017 04:29 AM
Ultraman tak makan nasi, tak perlu minum milo pagi-pagi, ultraman cuma perlu berjemur tengah terik m ...

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Post time 7-6-2017 08:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau ultraman wujud penat la jkr asik keje nak repair jalan je.
Bangunan pun asik runtuh
Tapi anak i mesti paling suka sebab boleh tengom real ultraman
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Post time 7-6-2017 10:51 AM | Show all posts
habis la kena bina bangunan baru je lps ultraman bperang ngn raksasa

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Post time 7-6-2017 05:20 PM | Show all posts
Antara superhero yang terhodoh ialah Ultraman. Tak suka Ultraman so tak nak jawab soalan yang dikemukakan oleh Jizz Klong Klong.
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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:47 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

Andyscenes replied at 7-6-2017 02:49 AM
Apa la masalah kau ni. Mental agaknya

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Ko tak paham soalang ke ni...?


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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:49 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

Lagubestbest replied at 7-6-2017 04:29 AM
Ultraman tak makan nasi, tak perlu minum milo pagi-pagi, ultraman cuma perlu berjemur tengah terik m ...

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Sushi tu kan kira nasik gak tu...?


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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:50 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

pearl.silver replied at 7-6-2017 05:30 AM
Ultraman cuma perlu powerbank je..
Bila lampu kat dada dia dah tett tett tett, cucuk powerbank bg c ...

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Powerbank yang baper ribu mah tu...?


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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:53 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

nakalsikit replied at 7-6-2017 08:50 AM
Kalau ultraman wujud penat la jkr asik keje nak repair jalan je.
Bangunan pun asik runtuh
T ...

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Nanti suh JKR kelim sama Ultraman... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:55 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

chinta89 replied at 7-6-2017 10:51 AM
habis la kena bina bangunan baru je lps ultraman bperang ngn raksasa

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Kat Malaysia ni... Belom sempat Ultraman bertarong lagi bangunang dah asyik runtoh atap dah... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 8-6-2017 12:58 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

WhiskeyScotch replied at 7-6-2017 05:20 PM
Antara superhero yang terhodoh ialah Ultraman.  Tak suka Ultraman so tak nak jawab soalan yang  ...

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Yang hodoh tu Ultraman dedulu... Ultraman bebaru ni kacak hapa...


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Post time 8-6-2017 01:33 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 7-6-2017 04:58 PM
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Yang hodoh tu Ultraman dedulu... Ultraman bebaru ni kacak hapa...

Yeke? Nampak sangat I ni dah tua. Tak tahu pun ultraman sekarang ni kacak.
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Post time 8-6-2017 09:38 AM | Show all posts
klu ultraman wujud ek
hmmmm dia perlukan tenaga jer kan
x pernah lak nampak ultraman mkn atau minum
so sediakana jelah tenaga yg blh caj kekuatan dia supaya dia x lemau
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Post time 10-6-2017 01:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bulan posa masing2 insaf..
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 Author| Post time 11-6-2017 12:34 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

WhiskeyScotch replied at 8-6-2017 01:33 AM
Yeke? Nampak sangat I ni dah tua. Tak tahu pun ultraman sekarang ni kacak.

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Lagi kacak dari hero Kamen Raider pong hada...


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 Author| Post time 11-6-2017 12:36 AM | Show all posts

Alaaa...

takayama replied at 8-6-2017 09:38 AM
klu ultraman wujud ek
hmmmm dia perlukan tenaga jer kan
x pernah lak nampak ultraman mkn atau minu ...

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Setakat lemau tu kasi tengok citer belu lar kejap kan...?


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