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Post time 28-12-2017 02:14 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by zara.melissa at 28-12-2017 02:13 PM

Seorang anak jutawan telah pulang belajar dari luar negara dengan membawa keputusan gagal, telah disambut oleh bapanya dengan perasaan marah yang meluap2. Akibat terlalu marah pada si anak, bapanya tidak bercakap walau sepatah perkataan pun dalam perjalanan. Si anak yang berasa kurang selesa ingin memulakan perbualan.

Anak:Ayah tahu tak, di luar negara teknologi mereka dah terlampau maju dari teknologi kita...hingga boleh buat sesuatu yang berada di luar jangkaan.

Ayah:Yer ker? Apa la teknologi yang ko reti? (nada sindir)

Anak:Kat luar negara sana, ada satu teknologi dimana kita masukkan seekor lembu dan hasilnya akan keluar hotdog. Hebat tak ayah?

Ayah:Alaaaaaa, apa yang nak dihairankan sangat.  25 tahun dahulu, ayah masukkan hotdog dan hasilnya dapat seekor lembu....

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Post time 28-12-2017 03:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahha.
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Post time 28-12-2017 04:17 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaa..ni lawak
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Post time 28-12-2017 04:31 PM | Show all posts
Deep tu. Ntah faham ke idok anaknya itew
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Post time 28-12-2017 06:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Deepnya...tapi lawak...
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hahahaha....
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Adoiii kelako gile!
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Post time 28-12-2017 08:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nasib la ko bapak.. Haha
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Sarcasm
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Wow deep! Huhu
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Post time 30-12-2017 08:41 PM | Show all posts
Ya Allah bapak diaa hahahah
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Post time 30-12-2017 09:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bapak..... Bapak.....
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Post time 31-12-2017 01:29 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 31-12-2017 02:42 AM | Show all posts
bapak nya pon lembu la
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Jgn ank die lembab memikir  mcm lembu sudahla
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