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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Pengalamang Ko Worang Terlewat Ke Destinasi...

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Post time 14-5-2018 02:30 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
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Tak kesah lar terlewat kemana pong... Tempat kejer ke... Dating ke... Lapangang terbang ke... Bla bla bla... Camne reaksi ko worang pada masa tu...? Bawak motokar gegiler ke hapa...? Berjaya sampai on taim ke lambat jugak...?


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Post time 14-5-2018 07:25 AM | Show all posts
so far tak pernah la lewat.
sebab aku suka p awai. rasa nak jerkah ja orang suka melewatkan kerja

if terlewat bangun p kerja. aku tido balik
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Post time 14-5-2018 07:37 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pernah dulu flight 8.05 malam tak silap. Elok sampai depan lcct 8.05. Masa tu before pindah klia 2 lagi. Terus ternampak kat board yang gate dah tutup. Masa tu dah terfikir, nak balik ke nak try g.

Lastly, masuk jela. Masa nak dekat sampai gate tu, akak tu dah jerit dah. "Adik nak balik alor star ke? Cepattttt". Lagi la cuak wei. Pastu kan kena jalan nak g kat aircraft kan. Dah berlari la wei masa tu sebab akak gate tu. Elok je stewardess tu kata tak yah lari sebab dia ada lagi.

Sekali meols orang last masuk. Dah la seat belakang. Masa tu overhead compartment dah full kot. Ketat je muka stewardess tu cari yang kosong.

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Post time 14-5-2018 08:26 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jizz? Tu bukan maksud dia air mani ke?
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Post time 14-5-2018 09:02 AM | Show all posts
Leeanne88 replied at 14-5-2018 07:37 AM
Pernah dulu flight 8.05 malam tak silap. Elok sampai depan lcct 8.05. Masa tu before pindah klia 2 l ...

aku penah jd gak time tu lcct baru bukak..so ingatkn kt klia smpai2 je checkin die kte ni lcct ni..
kelangkabut den jln lelaju bayo parking then g lcct..dlm ati doa heharap la smpt..
sib bek smpat..

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Post time 14-5-2018 09:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Iols penah lewat utk htr barang
Omg..
Berdesup juga la...
Puchong ke pj 20min..
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 Author| Post time 15-5-2018 01:22 AM | Show all posts

Ceh...!

ais_kosong replied at 14-5-2018 07:25 AM
so far tak pernah la lewat.
sebab aku suka p awai. rasa nak jerkah ja orang suka melewatkan kerja
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Pastu alasang tak pi kejer...?


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 Author| Post time 15-5-2018 01:24 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

Leeanne88 replied at 14-5-2018 07:37 AM
Pernah dulu flight 8.05 malam tak silap. Elok sampai depan lcct 8.05. Masa tu before pindah klia 2 l ...

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Rezeki lagi tu...


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 Author| Post time 15-5-2018 01:25 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

aduhaiya replied at 14-5-2018 08:26 AM
Jizz? Tu bukan maksud dia air mani ke?

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Ko kuat layang bideo lucah eh...? Kantoi... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 15-5-2018 01:26 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

shernazz replied at 14-5-2018 09:31 AM
Iols penah lewat utk htr barang
Omg..
Berdesup juga la...

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Kalau waktu normal baper jam...?


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Post time 15-5-2018 07:18 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 15-5-2018 01:22 AM
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Pastu alasang tak pi kejer...?

wajib la sakit perut cherry berry
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Post time 15-5-2018 07:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 15-5-2018 01:26 AM
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Kalau waktu normal baper jam...?

25minit kalau xde jam...
Nasib masa tu x jam..masa cuti...hihi..
Xde speed trap lg..jadi kira nasib sgt baik...hihi ..

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 Author| Post time 16-5-2018 01:50 AM | Show all posts

Ceh...!

ais_kosong replied at 15-5-2018 07:18 AM
wajib la sakit perut cherry berry

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Tak advance langsong...


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 Author| Post time 16-5-2018 01:52 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

shernazz replied at 15-5-2018 07:24 AM
25minit kalau xde jam...
Nasib masa tu x jam..masa cuti...hihi..
Xde speed trap lg..jadi kira na ...

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Kalau kena speed trap masak lar...


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Post time 16-5-2018 06:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 16-5-2018 01:52 AM
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Kalau kena speed trap masak lar...

Mmg.nangis la abe wei..
So far xpenah kena lg..kikiki
Sebab biasahya kalau ada kamera..semua kenderaan automatik akan slow di depan..hahahaha
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Post time 16-5-2018 07:08 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 16-5-2018 01:50 AM
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Tak advance langsong...

kalau lebih lebih kang jadi kenyataan aku gak susah.
cherry berry la paling senang. sakit yang tak dapat detect oleh doc juga
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 Author| Post time 18-5-2018 01:14 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

shernazz replied at 16-5-2018 06:07 AM
Mmg.nangis la abe wei..
So far xpenah kena lg..kikiki
Sebab biasahya kalau ada kamera..semua ken ...

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Naseb baek lar tu kalau nampak...


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 Author| Post time 18-5-2018 01:17 AM | Show all posts

Huh!

ais_kosong replied at 16-5-2018 07:08 AM
kalau lebih lebih kang jadi kenyataan aku gak susah.
cherry berry la paling senang. sakit yang ta ...

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Kalau aku doktor yang checknya tentu dah tau dah nipu...


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Post time 18-5-2018 10:18 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 18-5-2018 01:17 AM
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Kalau aku doktor yang checknya tentu dah tau dah nipu...

alhamdulillah hang bukang doctor
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 Author| Post time 19-5-2018 01:09 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

ais_kosong replied at 18-5-2018 10:18 AM
alhamdulillah hang bukang doctor

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Hapa bleh buat... Aku sekadar doktor saket puang jer...


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