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Pelakon Lucah Bongkar Bentuk Dan Saiz Kemaluan Donald Trump. Kecoh Jadinya!
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Tiada apa pun seperti cendawan
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rasanya ada yg berbentuk helmet Darth Vader
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Stay away from mushrooms....
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terlalu general statement sheol. bukan semua bentuk sendawan ke |
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Senang aje nak counter balik tuduhan pompuan ni - sila selfie bebird uols ye trump! Ada bran? |
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Orix replied at 19-9-2018 10:23 PM
Tak terbayang kot2 kalo ada perempuan reveal saiz totey najib kepit
Skrg dah selamat lah kot kalau nak reveal. Kalau dulu2 maunya kena c4 dek cikmah dah |
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hahhaa statement maut giler..wakakakkaa tp sebab banyak duit ko pejam jer laa mata layan cendawan tu ekk.. |
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sunat tak si donald trumpet nih? |
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lanchau LGE lu tak nak bayang pulak
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Yucks jijik lah tulis sebegitu. Sister @Changa @famri7 pasti meleleh air puki membayangkan Trump khennzz?? |
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Cendawan kering kecut |
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dodolgemokgila replied at 20-9-2018 02:28 AM
Yucks jijik lah tulis sebegitu. Sister @Changa @famri7 pasti meleleh air puki membayangkan Trump khe ...
Baru jah menjilat nikmat sup cendawan homemade buat brekafast tadi..sedap sampat terdeepthroat jari jemari. |
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Dia pernah jumpa ker kote lelaki bentuk seperti bunga raya?mmg semua mcm bentuk cendawan kan? |
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Stormy Daniel's description of Trump's penis ruins Mario games forever
We all know by now to expect the completely unexpected in the day-to-day world of the Donald Trump administration. But nothing could have prepared us for this, the day we found out about the overlap between Trump and Super Mario.
A copy of Stormy Daniels' tell-all Full Disclosure fell into the hands of The Guardian, which shared this nugget with the world, illuminating the tryst Daniels had with Trump and forever altering the way we interact with the most popular video game franchise in history.
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
It's hardly the first time we've encountered a penis in Mario's (allegedly) family-friendly world but it may be the most disturbing.
Nintendo did not respond to a request from Mashable for comment.
The reaction across the web this morning has been a casual mix of disgust, horror, fascination, and, occasionally, correction.
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haha.... mushroom je. haha... |
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Mungkin kerana dia pelakon lucah , dah jumpa banyak jenis cendawan dan kemaluan |
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lawak baca citer ni |
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cendawan2 pun jadi president... hohhh |
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