Sarcasm is a New Language

idakamaruddin

lg 1 yg iols igt

"mak...mak syg org tak?" saje tny nk borak2 mak ngn anak

my mom balas "ehhh tak la sayang buat apa..kau pn bukan anak mak pun...laki kau je reti syg kan kau... mak ni tak reti syg anak"

u see my mom..tak tau la peel dia mmg mcmtu...suka sgt sarkastik...

idakamaruddin

MeghanK replied at 22-11-2018 11:44 AM
dedulu zaman muda sarcasm is my third language..dulu darah panas cepat je nak bersarcasm kan tambah2 ...

iols pn menganjing smpai ada tak tahan..dlm group bff ada kwn yg left... hahah tp lama2 dorang accept sbb sume pn dh bertukar bab menganjing mmg jd 3rd language dh

MeghanK

idakamaruddin replied at 22-11-2018 11:48 AM
lg 1 yg iols igt

"mak...mak syg org tak?" saje tny nk borak2 mak ngn anak

hahah..comel nya mak kak ida

MeghanK

idakamaruddin replied at 22-11-2018 11:53 AM
iols pn menganjing smpai ada tak tahan..dlm group bff ada kwn yg left... hahah tp lama2 dorang acc ...

kalau nganjing gurau2 ngan orang rapat takpe..ni kalau baru kenal nak sarcasm ngan kita macam turn off la pulak nak sembang

idakamaruddin

MeghanK replied at 22-11-2018 11:55 AM
hahah..comel nya mak kak ida

hahahaha yes thats my mother.. kalau bab perli mmg anak akan rasa bersalah sgt...skg ni my father plak

smlm was my parents annvrsary

tibe2 dia send icon nangis kt group wasap hahah

pastu ramai la reply tanya ayah kenapa

pastu ayah ckp xde apa la..tibe sedih sbb rasa xde org igt

hahahah actually weols dh plan nk sambut sume weekend ni

pastu dia buat ayat touching plak

MeghanK

idakamaruddin replied at 22-11-2018 12:11 PM
hahahaha yes thats my mother.. kalau bab perli mmg anak akan rasa bersalah sgt...skg ni my father  ...

comel nya mak ayah kak ida

oo anniversary dorang ke semalam..semoga kekal bahagia sehingga ke akhir hayat

KILL_NANCY

idakamaruddin

fixit

fixit

instead of memaki, lebih baik guna sarcasm.
lebih sopan tapi menusuk ke jantung haa pdn muka

seribulan

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

Mahmoud Darwish

seribulan

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
Kristen Schaal

KILL_NANCY

fixit replied at 23-11-2018 11:40 AM
instead of memaki, lebih baik guna sarcasm.
lebih sopan tapi menusuk ke jantung haa pdn muka

kadang2 lebih baik kena maki.sebab habis kat situ je.tapi kalau sarcasm tengah jawab soalan malaikat pun teringat2.

fixit

KILL_NANCY replied at 23-11-2018 04:11 PM
kadang2 lebih baik kena maki.sebab habis kat situ je.tapi kalau sarcasm tengah jawab soalan malaik ...

HAHAHAHHA

nak buat macam mana sekarang ni tak boleh maki sikit, sentap terus post di social media
silap hari bulan viral. urghhh

chesfa

sarcassh*le

A person who is an assh*le because he/she always makes smartass sarcastic comments.

chesfa

chesfa

KILL_NANCY replied at 23-11-2018 08:11 AM
kadang2 lebih baik kena maki.sebab habis kat situ je.tapi kalau sarcasm tengah jawab soalan malaik ...

Berani lerrrr zaman sekarang, ramai yang mati sebab berkata-kata benar

chesfa

idakamaruddin replied at 22-11-2018 03:48 AM
lg 1 yg iols igt

"mak...mak syg org tak?" saje tny nk borak2 mak ngn anak

Mak2 memang sarkastik. Nak sentap pun tak boleh sebab memang betul kannnn hahahhaha

seribulan

People adore the negative, not the positive...

Unicorn_heart

Sarcastic quotes at the work



1. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental...

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

26. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

27. Do I look like a people person?

28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

29. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

30. You!... Off my planet!

31. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

32. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

33. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

34. Allow me to introduce my selves.

35. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

36. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

37. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.

38. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

39. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

40. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet

41. Can I trade this job for what's behind door one?

42. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

43. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

44. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

45. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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