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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?" |
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. "I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment." |
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?" The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear." |
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" |
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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself." |
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The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?" The patient: "Yes." The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The patient: "It's ok, I have enough money." Doctor: "And how it is possible?" The patient: "Because I have won three times horse races." |
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seribulan replied at 17-12-2018 09:49 AM
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-la ...
Saya tak berapa faham lawak yg ni |
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9. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.” |
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. |
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