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Author: dokupangg

Jom puji diri sendiri today!

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Post time 15-12-2018 07:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
I x pandai humble brag nih. Selalu i terima je orang nak cakap i apa. Tapi, mostly semua orang yang puji i, cakap i cantik, sopan santun, lemah lembut. Macik2 yang ada anak bujang pon dok pakat suruh anak dia pinang i. Eiii geram nya sebab i tak rasa i x la cantik, lemah lembut. Kasar je i cakap.
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Post time 15-12-2018 09:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Walau anak aku dh sedozen tp body aku masih mcm anak dara...
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Post time 15-12-2018 09:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Satu je yg i bosan jd cikgu ni...cuti hujung tahun lama sgt.. jenuh nak sopink n vacay..


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Post time 15-12-2018 10:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nah...Pokchik punya humble brag...

" Pokchik dah tua....hitam...berparut badan...bini pun dua jerrr...Susah hidup Pokchik dua dua bini muda lagik"

Kih...kih...kih...kih
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Post time 15-12-2018 10:14 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sharlenetexas replied at 15-12-2018 02:29 PM
Aku dah kertu tapi bila pakai jeans dan t-shirt, orang selalu ingat baru nak ambil spm

Kelass mak sharlene punya humble brag

Pokcik like.....kih..kih..kih..kih
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Post time 15-12-2018 10:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
PristineOne replied at 15-12-2018 10:14 PM
Kelass mak sharlene punya humble brag

Pokcik like.....kih..kih..kih..kih

Ada sekali tu pakai t shirt Barbie
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Post time 15-12-2018 10:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahaha...nice topic noks..ai loike
Sis cuba ya even rasa cringe sangat nak taip..
"tensenla kekadang, new customer selalu terkejut ai ni engineer dan jadi project leader.. Sebab ai nampak selekeh2 gamaknya"
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Post time 15-12-2018 11:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Anak ai biasa2 je, tapi selalu dapat straight A, kalau x dapat A tu mmg pelik lah

Humble brag versi berdarah telinga
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Post time 15-12-2018 11:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Wpun I dah kertu masih lg org tya.. study ke kerja..
Nmpk muda uols wpun 30s
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Post time 15-12-2018 11:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Slalu weekend aku malas.. tapi hari ni aku basuh baju & masak, well done self!
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Post time 16-12-2018 03:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dulu wkt dkt uni, ade satu sem tu sedih sgt.. result teruk giler.. boleh katakan paling teruk n rendah sampai xlalu makan.. xtaw mcm mane dpt 3.98.. sllu 4.00 flat je..

#siscuba
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Post time 16-12-2018 03:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nak jgk rase makan duit brim.. tp xlayak. rasenye dulu,kini n selamanya xkan layak kot.

#siscubalagi
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Post time 16-12-2018 03:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haha..so funny...
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Post time 16-12-2018 04:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AMARAN!!! Cringe Level Akut.

*tiada kena mengena dengan empunya qwerty.

sejuk lepas hujan ni, tak tahan i.i pun off 18 biji ekon dalam rumah i.hak hak.ekon i lebih banyak dari lampu rumah kau.hak hak.

besarnya gaji kau 7k/month.i dah enam tahun tinggalkan gaji tu.hak hak

dalam purse i tak banyak cash.yang ada pun not 50 je, tu pun ikat pakai getah.hak hak.

oklah kau struggle dapat upper second class degree.i ni?entahlah, asyik membuta je, padanlah muka i dapat first class degree je.hak hak.

sebelum subuh i dah bangun, tak selesalah tidur atas tilam vono 10 inci queen size ni.lainlah kau, pakai toto narita pun nak subuh kena kejut pakai kaki.hak hak.

i pergi rumah jiran i, tersusun pinggan arcopal patutlah berselera dia makan anak beranak.start hari ni i takkan ceduk nasi i dalam pinggan hering berlin i lagi.hak hak.maksud i pinggan2 hering berlin i lagi.hak hak.

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Post time 16-12-2018 07:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hibernation replied at 15-12-2018 11:02 PM
Anak ai biasa2 je, tapi selalu dapat straight A, kalau x dapat A tu mmg pelik lah

Humble brag ver ...

Hehe....kerlasss. ...dejavu sangat tau....
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Post time 16-12-2018 07:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Saras_Wati replied at 16-12-2018 04:59 AM
AMARAN!!! Cringe Level Akut.

*tiada kena mengena dengan empunya qwerty.


Kalau realiti akak jumpa macam orang cik saras ni sebut. ..idaklah akak nak kawan dengannya. ..hehe
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 Author| Post time 16-12-2018 07:17 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kerlassss chuolss acik-pokchik sekelian. Muntah hijo aku bangun pagi ni. Kalo jumpa depan-depan mau dicili2kan mulot tersebut


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Post time 16-12-2018 07:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Meols cuba

Anak me dh pandai buat macam2 walaupon umo kecik lagi.Sampai me risau ala knp bagus sgt pkembangan sel2 otak dia.Pampers pon dia tukar sendiri je siapkn susu pon sndri xharapkn me tuang air pns utk dia.Me bukan ape risau je kalau2 anak me dh pandai sume benda jadi me nk ajar ape je nanti.hmmm pening la mcmni.Ank2 korg ada x pkembangan otak laju mcm ank me?
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Post time 16-12-2018 08:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Saya cuba

Apa yg netizen riuh2 sgt pasal ptptn tu? Alhamdulillah masa study dulu xperlu nk amek ptptn..
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Post time 16-12-2018 08:36 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau keluar makan dengan kawan2 baru mesti ada je orang nak kenenkan iols. Diorang xtau iols da kawen da ada anak.

Wakakaka

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