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Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A: Two mothers-in-law!!
Office HR "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
HR "Certainly not!" Office executive "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."
I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Post time 15-1-2019 04:05 PM
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