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Post time 12-4-2019 02:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang anak bercerita kepada ayahnya bagaimana dia membayar tambang bas ketika pulang dari sekolah tengah hari tadi.

Anak: "Ayah, tadi Man balik naik bas."
Ayah: "Eh, Pak Abu tak jemput Man ke hari ni?"
Anak: "Tak."
Ayah: "Man ada duit ke nak bayar tambang?"
Anak: "Ada, ayah tapi kurang seposen."
Ayah: "Tambang bas berapa sen?"
Anak: "60 sen."
Ayah: "Man ada berapa sen?"
Anak: "50 sen saja."
Ayah: "Habis tu, macamana man bayar tambang?"
Anak: "Man ada 50 sen, Man buat muka seposen. Cukuplah jumlahnya 60 sen."
Ayah: "Bertuah punya anak." (Dalam hati: Pandai jugak anak aku ni)

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Post time 12-4-2019 08:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mujur konduktor tiket kesian

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Post time 12-4-2019 09:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ada lagi ke tambang bas 60sen ni. Pastu dapat discount lagi lepas buat muka kesian. Hahaha
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Post time 12-4-2019 04:28 PM | Show all posts
naik bas guna touch n go aje
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Post time 16-4-2019 09:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
alang alang boleh wat muka seposen.. baik trus buat muka 60 sen..
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Post time 16-4-2019 09:57 PM | Show all posts
hala hala sian nya ko dik.nsb baik menjadi buat muka seposen tu
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Post time 17-4-2019 02:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mcm mane rupe muke seposen itu?
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Post time 18-4-2019 03:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sekali esoknya bapak blk umah muka lebam2.. sbb taktik muka seposen tu bila si bapak buat Xmenjadi
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Post time 21-4-2019 12:39 PM | Show all posts
Pandai ko topup dik..
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Post time 22-4-2019 05:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 30-6-2019 02:36 PM | Show all posts
pandai ko dik
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Post time 30-6-2019 03:22 PM | Show all posts
anak ayah ...
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Post time 6-7-2019 06:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pandai ko nak...
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