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Jual telur

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Post time 12-4-2019 07:27 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
*kisoh Penjual telor di Pasar Siti Khadijah koto baru klatey*


Pembeli : Dik, telor sepapey berapo riya?


Penjual : Telor aye ko telor itik?


Pembeli : Telor aye


Penjual : Telor aye biaso ko telor aye kapong?


Pembeli : Telor aye biasa sudoh lah


Penjual : hok tempatey ko nok hok import?


Pembeli : hok tempatey sudohlah


Penjual : hok tempatey nok telor dari Bukit pana ko, Kedai lalat ko atau pasir mas?


Pembeli : Pulok doh... hok pasir mas lah


Penjual : Nok hok dari pasir mas hulu ko, pasir mas hilir ko pasir mas dale pasar?


Pembeli : Mung nih jual telor ko jual pakej pelanconge?


Penjual : Maaf kak, sayo jual mee rebuh kedai sebeloh jah... pokcik jual telor gi solat smeta. Dio pesey suruh bbual dulu sapa dio mari.


Pembeli : Adoooii... Kure minyok selinda mung ni  awe.
😡😡😡


hahaha 😂😂😂


Berkongsi kisah jenaka..


CnP *rehat sekejap, hilangkan letih otak*

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Post time 12-4-2019 07:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jenuh interbiu
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Post time 12-4-2019 08:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hehehe. Kalau betul la penjual gini tah berapa la harga telur2 tu.

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Post time 12-4-2019 04:29 PM | Show all posts
ikut arahan...berbual dulu
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Post time 13-4-2019 10:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Loyar buruk ..
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Post time 13-4-2019 11:46 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mujur bukey telo aye tino KO telo aye jate

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Post time 13-4-2019 01:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha walau dah pernah terbaca (bukan versi kelantan) pun masih tetap terhibur

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Post time 14-4-2019 06:55 PM | Show all posts
Soalan berantai dia.. Tak mampu aku nak layan kalau dapat kat aku..

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Post time 19-7-2019 02:55 PM | Show all posts
panjang mukadimah dia.... rajin melayan
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Post time 20-7-2019 09:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha!!! Tgu pocit jual telur abis solat lah bru lah dpt beli telo
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Post time 20-7-2019 02:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ekau punyo sembang psl telor..naseb x bertelor dahi ekau kena tinju hahaha
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Post time 20-7-2019 04:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahhahha..jujur dan amanah. Siap ikut pesan tokey telur..ye lah nak cari customer bukan senang




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Post time 23-7-2019 04:43 PM | Show all posts
laye sampe male.....
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Post time 27-7-2019 09:00 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahaha



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Post time 27-7-2019 10:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pandai dia lengahkan masa
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Post time 31-7-2019 10:14 AM | Show all posts
hahahaha sabar je la
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Post time 31-7-2019 10:23 AM | Show all posts
begitu lah ramahnya ore kelatey
hahahaha
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Post time 31-7-2019 12:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha,  tak berenti gelak aku baca lawak ni.
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Post time 4-8-2019 07:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Susah nak membaca ni, hehe
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