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Author: Kurex

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Post time 21-6-2019 09:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Iyeeeeelahhhh si setan gemok tuhhhh lahhh..  begitu
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Post time 21-6-2019 10:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Org alim yg mghalang niat org nak selalu dtg jemaah
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Post time 21-6-2019 11:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sorry la tt, i rasa nak tergelak pulak baca benang ni. Terbayang dgn muke marah u bebel2 kt pkcik gemok ni. Kecik sgt ke bdn u smpi hampir kena ketuk? Lawak laaa hahahaha
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Post time 21-6-2019 11:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Manusia bila beramal tanpa faham keutamaan, mcm tu lah, bajet jamin syurga.

Orang tgh solat fardhu, sibuk dia kt tepi mengaji kuat2.
Orang sesak tunggu telekung dan space, dia lagi nk berwirid, doa panjang dan solat sunat.

Buat benda sunat sampai menyakiti org lain pun mcm tak guna je. Dapat dosa dan ikhlas ntah ke mana.
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Post time 21-6-2019 11:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
PuanAbby replied at 21-6-2019 10:15 PM
Org alim yg mghalang niat org nak selalu dtg jemaah

Ni bukan alim sis, ni dah tahap munafik.
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Post time 22-6-2019 12:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by Victorioussss at 22-6-2019 12:50 AM

Sorry to say...memang zero la bila hati mcm ni walau dahi ada jidat

Btw jidat bkn petanda org tu warak dan lebih baik dari yang lain..silap bawak hati memang bole ade rasa riak dan merasakan diri lg baik dari org yang xde jidat

Sebabtu kot tepuk menepuk berlaku. Budak ni not my llleeevvveellll katanya
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Post time 22-6-2019 12:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Apa tak bagi penumbuk jer kat dia? Ramai kat masjid yang iman tekujat, dah buat memacam kat luar sana bila masuk masjid pun nak semua cara dia. Heret ke luar dan belasah ramai2, geram pulak aku baca
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Post time 22-6-2019 01:17 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jadah btl solat tmpt laluan org lalu lalang..jgn marah ler kalau org tak sedar die tgh solat..selesa pulak die kt tmpt laluan org rmi
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 Author| Post time 22-6-2019 06:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
vee_zara replied at 21-6-2019 11:00 PM
Sorry la tt, i rasa nak tergelak pulak baca benang ni. Terbayang dgn muke marah u bebel2 kt pkcik ge ...

Tinggi aku 160 je weh.. Budak depan aku tu tinggi aku jugak. Tapi dia kurus kering
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Post time 22-6-2019 07:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
halimi78 replied at 21-6-2019 04:30 PM
way back in 80's, 90's.. org tua2 kat kg ajar, kot nk solat sunat samada pilih tpt yg x halang org o ...

Kalau xde orang ajo pun.. boleh je kan guna common sense dorg ni. Bukannya baby lagi masing-masing pun.. tp tu laa.. a wise man told me, sekarang ni common sense dah nak pupus.. lihatlah dunia sekarang macam mana...
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Post time 22-6-2019 08:25 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by rayriff at 22-6-2019 08:29 AM

kurex, i tersentuh bila u gi solat. i ingat  u tak kesah dah pasal agama. sorry for that, i wish u luck in ur life.

ops ter simpanv
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Post time 22-6-2019 09:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lol.. Mcm dh xde tempat lain nk solat.. Tgh laluan org ramai jgk dia nk solat
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 Author| Post time 22-6-2019 10:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
rayriff replied at 22-6-2019 08:25 AM
kurex, i tersentuh bila u gi solat. i ingat  u tak kesah dah pasal agama. sorry for that, i wish u l ...

Solat tu perkara wajib weh.. Kita sebagai muslim kena jugak solat walau siapa pun kita.. Aku mencarut ni sebab aku geram.
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Post time 22-6-2019 11:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Org gemok mmg insecure tau.. sbb dorang makan banyak tp lepas dh kenyang terbarai x boleh bangun masa tu baru rasa menyesal makan byk.. tp 30 minit lepas tu perut rasa lapat balik duk mengunyah x henti.. pastu bila lepas mandi lalu depan cermin tgok badan bogel duk cakap dgn diri sendiri bila nak kurus... bila nk kurus.. tp lagsung xde usaha nl kurus.. 5 minit lepas tu melantak nasi 2 pinggan...
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Post time 22-6-2019 02:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kan boleh cri dpn mna2 tiang atau dinding klu nk trus solat sunat.ko nk kmpl pahala tpi peel camni...x pun abiskan dlu wirid ngn doa saing pak imam...
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Post time 22-6-2019 02:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
time dia sujud ko sula blkg dia lps tu ko lari, biar dia rasa pedih padan muka,
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Post time 30-6-2019 06:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dah dia jadi Awloh judge solat orang jadi 0

Cakap jelah utk sedap hati k judge org camtu
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Post time 6-7-2019 02:31 PM | Show all posts
time dia sujud
pijak kan je tengkuk dia tu
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Post time 8-7-2019 02:45 PM | Show all posts
munchkin replied at 21-6-2019 09:02 PM
Budak tu tolak tak kena balik ke? Kalau aku jatuhkan diri kepit badan dia yg gemuk pastu aku spin  ...

smackdown sekali


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Post time 8-7-2019 02:46 PM | Show all posts
bondeh replied at 21-6-2019 09:55 PM
Iyeeeeelahhhh si setan gemok tuhhhh lahhh..  begitu

dialog maknya cik salmah dlm seniman bujang lapok kan?


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