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[Dunia] Kisah tiga dara, keropok dan telefon bimbit yang tertinggal

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Post time 15-10-2019 10:32 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


Gelagat tiga penuntut Asasi Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (UKM) bukan sahaja mendebarkan malah melucukan susulan aktiviti mereka diganggu beruk jantan, dekat Kolej Kediaman Seri Mas, 10 Oktober lalu.

“Sebaik menekan butang rakam telefon bimbit, tetiba beruk jantan menerpa. Kami lari. Tak sempat nak ambil fon,” kata Nur Atheera.


etis kata beghuk tu sepupu depa...wakakakakakakakakkakakakakakkaa
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Post time 15-10-2019 10:36 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Oo budak ukm..konvo nanti jgn dok menjerit jerit bawak placard sudeh
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Post time 15-10-2019 10:38 PM | Show all posts
haha .. ini lawak
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Post time 15-10-2019 10:41 PM | Show all posts
Beruk tu pantang plastik.
Pasal dia tau dlm plastik ada mcm mcm makanan.
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Post time 15-10-2019 11:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Berair mata aku hahaha
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Post time 15-10-2019 11:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sedap beruk tu dapat makan kepok
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Post time 16-10-2019 12:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ada ke kolej kediaman seri mas? Dah tukar ke. Keris mas ada la
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Post time 16-10-2019 12:35 AM | Show all posts

Ending movie ini gimana ya? monyet/kera bawak lari tak cellphone?
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Post time 16-10-2019 05:19 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Terlepas kurungan dah TT?
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Post time 16-10-2019 05:29 AM | Show all posts
beruk perampok,mudah cari makan
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Post time 16-10-2019 07:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bang beruk cakap, ada aku kesah
Memang muka bang long kawasan beruk ni
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Post time 16-10-2019 08:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Beruk memang suka serang bila nmpk ada mkanan .
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Post time 16-10-2019 04:35 PM | Show all posts
waktu kat sana dulu pernah nampak budak baru beli pisang goreng

tak sempat makan lagi, otw balik beruk dah tarik senyap-senyap dari belakang

taoi kat ukm ni pon banyak lutung comel-comel and x aggressive, nak bagi makan pon dia lari
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Post time 16-10-2019 04:38 PM | Show all posts
kesian dorang hahaha baru nak ber video bagai
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Post time 16-10-2019 08:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Beruk ni mmg melongkar amik makanan. Dulu penah nak buka puasa dia p masuk amik makanan nak nangis rasa..makan jela apa yg ada. Dduk block paling ujung slalu la masuk beruk ni. Klu bdk pmpuan trjerit2 dh paham sgt dh.
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Post time 16-10-2019 08:36 PM | Show all posts
la budak U ke, tengok macam kanak2 riang lagi. nampak cam budak sekolah je.
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Post time 16-10-2019 08:51 PM | Show all posts
etis laknat kapir mmg gembira mereka berasal dari betuk.  btw lama betul kau bertapa? kenapa kah?  ke peti sejuk?  
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Post time 16-10-2019 09:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
walaupun beruk jahat curi keropok se hodoh ciptaan Nya tidak berakal ...sesuci dan cantik leluhur manusia masih merogol anak dan kaki porn......
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 Author| Post time 16-10-2019 10:31 PM | Show all posts
zorrro_03 replied at 16-10-2019 08:51 PM
etis laknat kapir mmg gembira mereka berasal dari betuk.  btw lama betul kau bertapa? kenapa kah?  k ...

hang tengok ada beghuk sekoq menggelupoq...etis attention seeker....wakakakakakakkakakakakakkaka
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Post time 16-10-2019 10:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
di thread beruk sendiri pun menggelupur seperti di sodom pisang .... tidak perlu bagi bukti secara scientific pun..... contoh :manusia  belajar rejem dari beruk ...LOL....bukan i cakap cuma sampai kan saja.....i baca di buku rujukan ummah ....
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