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Author: YgBenar

[Tempatan] Kentut sebenarnya adalah aktiviti yang sihat, namun kentutlah dengan berhemah-Dr

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Post time 23-1-2021 01:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Che ta pernah kena tanya dia kentut tak depan zain. Dia ckp dia sanggup kembung perut drpd kentut depan zain.. bagus2..
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Post time 23-1-2021 01:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Masa about 15 years ago ada dpt org fwd email lawak2 ada sorg ni masa bujang dia suka mkn telur rebus. Bila dh kawin dia dh x mkn sbb takut bini dia marah kalau kentut bau busuk. One day masa birthday dia kempunan nk mkn telur rebus..so dia  mkn kat ofis sblm balik keje (dgn kadar byk)..pastu dia balik sblm masuk rumah bini dia sambut suh tutup mata dgn kain..konon nk surprisekan dia la..then bila masuk dlm rumah bini dia pimpin suh duk kat sofa..bini dia nk i dapur sat so pesan dia jgn bukak kain tutup mata tu..bini dia suh tunggu sat..masa bini dia dah takde dia rasa nk kentut..since bini dia takde so dia kata ok line clear so dia kentut byk kali & bau mmg semerbak..since tak dgr2 bini dia dtg lagi dia lepaskan gas puas2...tak lama pastu dia dgr bini dia dh dtg dkt bini dia suh bukak kain tutup mata tu..masa dia bukak bini dia jerit surprise!! Rupanya kat keliling sofa tu penuh adik beradik ipar mertua sekali kumpul nk sambut birhday dia...kemut2 muka masing2..
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Post time 23-1-2021 01:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kat Mana suis kontrol tapi agree sebab better kluar cara itu dari angin naik ke atas dengan quantiti yang banyak.
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Post time 23-1-2021 01:41 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Meiizu replied at 23-1-2021 04:42 AM
I dgr org sendawa ada bau ...tahan je nak muntah.I penah buat2 blah sampai toilet then memang term ...

Gross kan. Common courtesy kot. Manners takde. Kawan iols tu selamba je kalau tengah bersembang, dia kentut tanpa rasa bersalah. Iols pernah tegur dia tapi dia kata kentut tu semulajadi. Habis tu, poo & pee pun natural juga, kenapa tak buat depan orang? Harapnya dah berubahlah sekarang.
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Post time 23-1-2021 01:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kalo tgh berdiri kt tempat yg ramai org and rasa mcm nak terkentut, cuba la acah2 batuk kuat2
mesti takde sapa dgr ko kentut
tau2 ada bau je lps tu
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:01 PM | Show all posts
kentut bau ikan masin sila cover2 ye nak2 lg yang xde bunyi dan silent mode itu punya bau gajah afrika pun boleh pengsan
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
epal21 replied at 23-1-2021 12:12 PM
Dulu ada budak dorm iols, budak perempuan. Dia obese, suka kentut dgn sendawa di depan orang. Send ...

Cina ke? Deols memang bodoh sikit pasal ni. Kosmet2 Cina aiols pon suka buat gini. Jawapannya gitu la - it's natural.
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dua_chzy replied at 23-1-2021 06:04 AM
Cina ke? Deols memang bodoh sikit pasal ni. Kosmet2 Cina aiols pon suka buat gini. Jawapannya gitu ...

Melayu, uols. Sekarang still single. Tak tahulah suka kentut sana sini tu is a contributing factor ke tak. Iols rasa dia memang ada masalah penghadaman, tu yg banyak angin. Iols masa preggy pun selalu kentut tapi kentut dalam bilik je.
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau yg bebau tu adoiii boleh muntah
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mongoose_kidz replied at 23-1-2021 09:34 AM
gmbr prempuan comei topik kentut pulak

Yela...dari mata turun ke otak utk hadam maklumat..

Lagi cantik lagi senang nak masuk
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Post time 23-1-2021 02:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lurve82 replied at 23-1-2021 12:58 PM
Laki aku suka kentut kat aku...skrg anak2 pun sama...susah sgt ke nak pegi toilet? Suka bg mama mara ...

Ko kalo kentut memang gi tandas ke

potttt..

ahh
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Post time 23-1-2021 03:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
namemysoul replied at 23-1-2021 08:04 AM
Cmne nak kentut dgn berhemah...hahaha

Bunyi tu mesti blend dgn suasana supaya tak de sapa yg perasan wpun bau dia hahaha...lpstu ko buat2 tutup hidung dan pandang org sebelah wakakaka
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Post time 23-1-2021 03:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nmpknyer pokok kn blajor byk lg psl ilmu kentut nih...hahaha
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Post time 23-1-2021 05:01 PM | Show all posts
dizekni replied at 23-1-2021 02:56 PM
Ko kalo kentut memang gi tandas ke

potttt..

Iyer la...melainkan ddk sorg2...
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Post time 23-1-2021 05:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
epal21 replied at 23-1-2021 02:09 PM
Melayu, uols. Sekarang still single. Tak tahulah suka kentut sana sini tu is a contributing factor ...

Laaa ada juga Melayu pangai nokhorom gini rupanya? Masa kat U dulu, chinkies ja suka buat gini.
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Post time 23-1-2021 05:28 PM | Show all posts
lurve82 replied at 23-1-2021 12:58 PM
Laki aku suka kentut kat aku...skrg anak2 pun sama...susah sgt ke nak pegi toilet? Suka bg mama mara ...

nk kentut pun kne pg toilet? lecehnya hidup
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Post time 23-1-2021 05:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mat salleh ckp kentut is ok tp sendawa is kurang ajar
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Post time 23-1-2021 06:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Keje opis dan kerap meeting sampai sehari suntuk membantutkan proses pengkentutan..
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Post time 23-1-2021 06:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Firenzza replied at 23-1-2021 05:54 PM
Mat salleh ckp kentut is ok tp sendawa is kurang ajar

Yup...that is true bagi dorg sangat2 xsopan sendawa ketika makan
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Post time 23-1-2021 06:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lurve82 replied at 23-1-2021 05:01 PM
Iyer la...melainkan ddk sorg2...

Oo.. ye ke

elok gitu, jarang ada orang macam ko ni
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