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koleksi sms lawak puasa ada tak ? thx |
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sesusah je,byk tol koleksi kau, mana kau dpt ha? |
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aku carik dlm buku alam & manusia tahun 1992...
miahahahaha.... |
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Perkataan yg cantik ALLAH,
lagu yg merdu Azan,
novel yg menarik Al-Quran,
senaman yg baik Sembahyang &
diet yg mujarab puasa,
"Selamat Mnymbut Rmadhan Al-Mubarak" |
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Sentiasalah setting niat,
Upgrade iman, Download sabar,
Upload usaha & Topup ilmu,
Supaya dptla redeem pahala byk2,
So.. xreti2 nak berpuasa cukop2.. ;p |
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Bln poser,kbykannye makhluk halus
dirantai,30% jin kafir dikurung,
19% jin afrit diikat & 1% anak
jin sdang baca sms ini,
thehehe... ;p |
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Sumtimes my eyes get jealous of my "HEART"
u know y? Coz u always remain close to my "HEART"
and far from my eyes... (",) |
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---{@ Kenal x LAMA tp MESRA..
Kasih x DALAM tp KEKAL..
Senyuman x MANIS tp IKHLAS..
Hati x CINTA tp RINDU..
Sayang x SELALU tp BRPANJANGAN..
Mesej x BAGI tp INGAT... @}--- |
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Dis is a secret msg sent 2 u,
try to solve wut it's meant:
R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+
MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAL-U+E?
sms me back the answer,it's only one word.
think hard |
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Don't walk bhind me,
i may not lead,
Don't walk in front of me,
i may not follow,
Walk beside me & be my partner..
Handling hands 2gether..
It will 4 ever .... ;) |
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Dunia ini ibarat pntas lakonan,
manusia itulh pelakon & pengarah utamanya,
Al-Quran & As-Sunnah itulh skripnya,
Malaikat itulh jurugambarnya,
Islam itu jln ceritanya,
Kiamat itulh ksudahan penggmbarannya,
Pdg Masyar tmpat p'anugerahannya,
Rasulullah S.A.W. "Pelakon terbaiknya",
ALLAH S.W.T. jurinya,
Syurga @ Neraka trofinya.. |
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Cinta bkn pd fikiran,tp pd perasaan,
bn pd akal,tp pd aT,bkn pd apa yg seharusnya
dirasakn,tp apa yg telah dirasakn,bkn pd hasil,
tp pd proses,bkn pd tujuan,tp pd arah,bkn pd apa
yg ingin dimiliki,tp pd apa yg telah dimiliki... |
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sUmOnE aSkEd mE oNce (",)
"hv U eVeR mIsSeD sUmOnE sO mUcH?"
iT mAdE mE sToP & tHiNk..
tHeN i sMiLeD...cOz.. i wAs tHiNkiNg oF .:.yOU.:. |
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Ciuman PENGENALAN d iPIPI,
Ciuman SAYANG di DAHI,
Ciuman KEKASIH di BIBIR,
Ciuman NAFSU di DADA,
Ciuman PANAS..
di EKZOS MOTOR.... thehehe... ;p
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Wajahmu nan resah & mata yg berair,
sudah cukp mnggmbarkn derita yg
ko alami.X sanggup lg ku melihat ko
mngasingkn diri di bilik sepi,bersabarlah...
BERAK KERAS!! MMG SEKSA BEB....!!
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Kategori2 org: Adakah anda...
1.Xjujur:Org yg kentut & slhkn org lain
2.Bengong:Org yg thn kentut berjam2
3.YakinDiri:Org yg kentut dgn lntang
4.Sadis:Kentut dlm selimut & kibaskn baunye
5.Strategik:Org yg smbunyikn bnyi kntut & ketawa kuat2
6.Misterius:Org yg kntut tp xdpt dikesan
7.Gugup:Tba2 kentut apabla dsergah
8.Periang:Kentut pelan2 pastu snyum sorg2
Haa... Senyum Soghang2... hehehe...
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Telinga gatal = Org rindu
Pipi gatal = Org nk kiss
Tgn gatal= Nak pegang2
Punggug gatal = Byk kurap la tuh... |
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Setiap perjlnan hdup adalh pnglman..
Setiap pnglman itu adalh pngtahuan..
Setiap pngtahuan bmakna kpndaian &
Setiap kpndaian bmakna khidupan yg lbih istimewa... (",) |
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Drink Hot Coffee,
Drink Hot Tea,
Burn Your Lips &
Remember me! |
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wah sesusahjer banyak gak koleksi hang...heheh |
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;*;*()"""()*;*;*;
;*;*( ö )*;*;*;
*;*(,)**(,)*;*;*
;*;*;*;*;*;*;*;
A garden öf
Flöwer specially
delivered tö U tö
say GD nite! Hv a
nice dream..
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Far or near
u r my dear.
Young or old
u r my gold.
East or west
u r my best.
Ugly or cute
u r my sweet.
Stone or diamond
u r my friend.
Stay till end.. |
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S-seandainya
E-engkau
L-lebih merindui
A-akan diriku
M-maka aku
A-akan
T-tersenyum
M-manis untukmu
A-agar engkau
L-lebih tahu
A-aku sentiasa
M-menyayangimu..
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what this?
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ohh..
,),)
) . (
( Y )
woww..!!
./')./)
). .(
(=Y=)
arnab la... ..ingat apa? |
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(>""<) (>""<)
( =ö= )( =ö= )
-(,)-(,)-(,)-(,)-
wHÉn I doN't sÉNd
Äny sms 2Ü, it
doÉsN't mÉÄN dÄt
I'vÉ 4gottÉN Ü.. bÜt
I'm jÜSt GiviNG Ü
timÉ 2 MISS mÉ..
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10 Things I HATE
about you:
1
2
3
4
5
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9
10
Wat Can I SAY?
I LUV everything
about Ü!
You're simply da'
SWEETEST FRENZ
IN MY HEART ;) |
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Post time 22-9-2006 04:03 PM
