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Post time 23-8-2009 04:44 PM | Show all posts
1 hari, ko n aku masuk gua.
pak guard kt luar tuh kate kt dlm de katak ijau.
ati2,jangan sampai terpijak,kang dpt laki hodoh..
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Post time 23-8-2009 04:46 PM | Show all posts
Dis is cute love story.
Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : No.
Girl : Do u want 2 live wif me?
Boy : No.
Girl : Will u cry if i leave u?
Boy : No.

D girl start 2 cry..d boy pulled her close 2him & said....
..."u r not prety, but pretiest..i dont want 2 live wif u, but i live 4 u, if u leave me, i wont cry but i die.."
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Post time 23-8-2009 04:50 PM | Show all posts
.
.
.
.

Hai
.
.
.

.
Buat apa tu
.
.

.
.
Dah makan ke?
.

.
.
.
Sihat ke?

.
.
Ganggu ke?
.

.
Mcm tension je?
.
.

(),*,()
( 'o', ) Senyum le
(") ¥ (') sikit..

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Nak ringtone
tak? Tekan
bawah now!



:05




:04




:03




:02




:01



l (
) )::::**
/ / /
Prroot!


Lagu ni berjudul
"angin yang
tersepit"..

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carilah olehmu malam LAILATULQADAR di sepuluh malam yang terakhir ramadhan.. dan
janganlah kamu mencari LA nASI KANDAR di siang hari dibulan ramadhan


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Bila I tgk mentari,
I terlihat u,
bila I pandang bula,
I terlihat u,
bila I pandang lautan,
u lagi?!
Nyebok btul lah, tepilah skit

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Sawaddekap!!!
Pom mai put alai na
kap mai ko ping
pon pai samprok

khun dai tirak alai
noi kap, malai put
chan rat "SELAMAT
HARI RAYA" Knop

khun kapp!!

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Seiring Salam
Seharum Ganja,
Kasih Sebening
Vodka, Dgn Hati

Seputih Syabu,
Walaupun Dosa
Sekecil Extacy..
SELAMAT

MENYAMBUT HARI
RAYA..MAAF ZAHIR
BATIN..

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Kat paya ada keli,
Kat KL ada gagak,
Kad raya tak
sempat beli, SMS

pun orait
gak..'SELAMAT
HARI RAYA'...

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"Slamat hari u
know wut..
pada u
know when...

ikhlas dari u
know who...
Maaf Zahir & Batin..."

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BiLa kaU jadi
Api,
aKU reLA jadi
asAp.

BiLa kaU jadi
LaUtaN,
aKU reLA jadi
ikaN.

BiLa kaU jadi
MONYET
AkU rELa..
Aku ReLAkaN..

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()"""()
('o' )") sebelum
.-.-.-.-.-. Lelapkan
mata,

()"""()
( -o- ) jangan
(")(") lupakan
.-.-.-. Doa

BISMIKA ALLAH
HUMMA AHYA
WAAMUT. <Amin>
GOOD NITE

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AndAi bTemu,Andai bertemu,
sapalah aku.
andai tersilap,
maafkanlah aku.
andai berduka,
khabarkan padaku.
andai berpisah,
kenangilah daku.
andai
izrail menjemput,
ziarahilah
pusaraku...

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. ' 12 ' .
9 !_ 3 DEMI
' . 6 . ' MASA
Rugilah glngn yg

mls bc QURAN, tp
rjn bc SMS! Bc
QURAN kdg2, tp bc
SMS 24JM! Tgk tu,

bc SMS lg. Insaf la..

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barang
siapa
yang
keluar

saf
ketika
imam
sedang

solat
maka
dia
terdiri

daripada
orang2
yang
KENTUT

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Hari ini malang
betul, pagi d kejar
anjing gile, ptg d
mrh peniage

gile, baru tadi d
kacau budak
gile, sekarang
meseg ini pula d

bace oleh org
gile..heheh

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S&#228;&#228;t Kü





Tid&#228;k





SMS


DéNg&#228;N Mü





BüK&#228;N




BeRerti




Kü LüP&#228;




P&#228;D&#228;Mü!




T&#228;pi




Kü H&#228;Ny&#228;..



MeMBeRiMü





W&#228;Ktü




üNtüK






MeRiNDüiKü!

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~CINTA~




bETUL kE
iNDAH??



~BENCI~




bETUL kE
sAYANG??



~KAWAN~




bETUL kE
sEJATI??



~KEKASIH~




bETUL kE
sETIA??



org yg dpt
mesej nie....



bETUL kE X
bETUL nIE...
haha!

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saje
nak
ucap



Slmt pg..



Pd org COMEL yg
mmegang hp..



eh..




Senyum plak dia!
kite pun pegang hp
jugak tau!

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Seseorang





Mencintaimu





Menjagamu





Melihatmu



Melindungimu



Siapa dia?




ALLAH S.W.T
Jgn kecewakan
DIA dlm hdp-mu

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U adelah membe i
yg lain dr lain.
sbb u..


Sistematik,





Ekonomikal,





Nasionalisme,





Gigih,



Aktif,



Lasak,




Sng citer camni
ar..



-S.E.N.G.A.L-
hehe

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I sent 3 angels to
ur bed, I ask them
2 surround ur
heart with love;

touch ur face with
a rose; kiss ur
head n finally
whisper in ur ears

"GOOD NIGHT"..

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at 1st kita jumpe
langsung x kenal

bler da mesra,
perangai makin nakal

asal jumpe je
kecoh xtekawal

skang da x bersua
harap tetap kekal

persahabatan kte
walaupun smpai ajal...

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inginkan topup free,sms free,call free,GPRS free

ke sesiapa jua x kira HOTLINK,DIGI,Xpax

layari http:www.mukexmalunakfreeaje.com.my

@ taip MUKA <jarak> TAK <jarak> MALU dan hantar ke 30303

harap maklum,huhu

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I suka kt U,

I tpikat bla tgk U
senyum,


Rasanya I dh jth
hati kt U la..


I dh bincang dgn
mak I,

Dia dh setuju dh..


U cmna?
setuju x jadi



Org gaji kami?

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Cuba selesaikan
operasi tmbh n
tolak d bwh..


satu-tu+yang-
ng+bas-as+emak-
mak+teruk-te..=?


Semoga b'jaya!!

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kutahu dirimu sgt3 sibuk..
tapi berilah 3 saat utk mengingatiku

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

hohoho...dah lebih ni,
rindu sangat ke?

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dlM kolaM Ada
BeRuDu,
dlM HatI AdA
RiNdU,

jgN pErasaN aTaU
trHaRu,
bUkN nk UcP
SaLaM RiNdU,

aTaU kaTe I mISs
kT U,
juSt Nk pEsN
SsUaTu

naK td0
keNcinG dULu..

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A'kom!




Kom apa?




Kombat.




Bat apa?




Batmen.




Men apa?




Mentol.




Tol apa?




Tolak.




Lak apa?




Laksa.




Sa apa?




SAJE NK
KACAU..hehe!

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Inginku kirim
BUNGA, takut ia kn
LAYU, ingin ku kirim
SENYUM, takut x

DIBALAS, ingin ku
kirim RINDU, takut
HAJAT x ksmpaian.
jadi, ku kurim DOA

agr dirimu sht sllu..

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I dah xbleh nak
rahsiakn hal ni
drpd u. I sbnrnya..
xnak kecewakan u.

I rasa baik I bagitau
U sblm U dgr
drpd org lain…
BELACAN DAH NAIK

15SEN!

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Tiada BERiTA..




Tiada PGGiLAN..




Tiada SMS..




Tiada SURAT..




Tiada MiSS CALL..




Aku RISAU la lme
tngu pngln dri kau
xde!!


Ko kena TAHAN kat
HOSPITAL MENTAL
ke? =)

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Knpe ko
gggu
idup aku?
tido ku

tk lena
krn ko
tk puas ker
ape yg tlh

ko lakukn
ko mmg gila
xbetimbangrasa
tkde otak

aku cukup
geram
pd ko
"PAP"

MATI pun ko nyamuk..

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RinDu Ku
UmpAma..



OmBak
Yg x BerHenti...



KasihMu BaGai PanTai
Yang SeTia Menanti...



TidUrku Di Buai MimPi... ...
TapI TiduRmu... ..



Ya Salam... ...
KelUar Air Liur Basi...
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Post time 23-8-2009 04:58 PM | Show all posts
“Waktu mengandung dirimu dulu, ibumu pasti ngidamnya kopi ya? Abis gara-gara kamu aku jadi susssaaahh tidur…”
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Post time 18-11-2009 11:07 AM | Show all posts
I have a pair of
eyes but cant see
u everyday.
I have a pair of

ears but cant hear
u every time.
but I have
handphone than

can sms u every
time..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:19 PM | Show all posts
Don't love a friend
like a flower, because
a flower dies in
season. love them like

a river, because a
river flows forever..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:20 PM | Show all posts
,-))),
q" _ _) Doaku
(   _   ) utk mu
_.>("I")._

agar d prtguhkn
iman, istiqmah dlm
prjuangan, brsabar
dlm

ksukaran, moga
dlm ketenangan yg
brpanjangan..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:20 PM | Show all posts
Every little smile can
touch somebody's heart.
May u find hundreds
of reasons to smile

today & may u
know u r the
reason 4 me to
smile always..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:20 PM | Show all posts
Apa subjek
kgemaran awk??



Sejarah??


Matematik??



Seni??



Ataupun

B.Melayu???



ala..xyah malu, awk
mst suke

GEOGRAFI,
sbb rajin wat peta
ats bantal..Hu3
Nitez frenz~Sweet

dreams..;-)
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:20 PM | Show all posts
3 t ! U
p o o 6
6 u ! L ! W S
q 3 3 >l


CONFUSED..?



Turn ur mobile..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:21 PM | Show all posts
"1" kiss 4 u
means I MISS U.
"1" hug 4 u means
I LOVE U,

"1" call 4 u means
I NEED U.
"1" text 4 u means
I WILL NEVER 4GET

U COZ U R
SPECIAL 4 ME...
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:21 PM | Show all posts
Ukirlh
SENYUMAN
yg paling
MANIS

kerna selain
SEDEKAH
senyuman itu
ibarat

LUKISAN
RAHSIA HATI..
senyuman
itu tdak

MENYAKITKAN
ttapi
mjadi
PENAWAR HATI yg

SAKIT..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:21 PM | Show all posts
LEAVES dont just FALL
frm d tree. CLOUDS
dont just FORM in
d sky. ANGELS dont

just COME DOWN frm
heaven & I dont
just SMS any1 unless
they'r SPECIAL....
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:21 PM | Show all posts
()". ."() Papepn
(   O, ) awk wt
(,,) o (,,) skng








Sy hrp..








()"._"() sms ni
(  o ,  ) wt awk
(,,) o (,,) sntiasa igt
kt sy dn xlpakn sy..
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Post time 20-8-2010 12:24 PM | Show all posts
.*,
< ' )._,/')
  (( &#1108;> )'
   _/ _l'


Kok..Kok..Kokk..



Nah, I give u a
chicken. So that u
can wake up
2morrow.. Gud

nite!! ;-)
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Post time 20-8-2010 11:44 PM | Show all posts
awww...rindu zaman sms dulu2... tringat waktu skolah gila hantar sms macam ni...
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Post time 2-4-2013 11:56 PM | Show all posts
dah takde ke orang main send sms camni? dulu2 zaman belajar byk gila terima & send sms cam gini.. kenangan sungguh
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