Football Jokes and Insults....

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:08 AM

In which state you can find many Chelsea fans?

State of denial.... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:09 AM

What subject Chelsea fans hate most?

History.... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:10 AM

What can you expect when 2 Chelsea "fans" meet?

Trying to convince each other that they've been supporting Chelsea sejak duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lagi... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:12 AM

If Jose is is The Chosen One, what do you call a Chelsea "fan" why tries to act like Jose in bolatalk?

The Ignorant One... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:14 AM

Which club presently have the most travelled set of supporters?

Chelsea...from Blackburn to Manchester, from Arsenal to Liverpool...enuff said... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:16 AM

What's a love-hate relationship in football?

Roman's money.... Chelsea love to spend it, their "fans" just hate to talk about it... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:24 AM

What's the most embarrasing thing that can happen to a Chelsea "fan"?

Forgets that he's supposed to be a chelsea "hardcore" now... :pmuka:

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hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:26 AM

Why are Chelsea "fans" the most talented lot when it comes to singing?

Because they can sing YNWA and GGMU VERY WELL .... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:31 AM

Why are Chelsea fans good in multi tasking?

Becasue they can drool abt roman, brag abt jose's past and present achievement, boast abt their present squad, deny the entire ****ty history, insult and discredit other clubs, managers and fans and claim to be a chelsea hardcore sejak duuuuuuuuuuuuuluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lagi.... all in one breath.... :pmuka:

hasribus · Post time 12-5-2006 03:33 AM

Why are Chelsea fans often mistaken for enviromentalist?

Because they RECYCLE....

.....the stories of their "greatness" for the past 3 years AGAIN AND AGAIN.... :pmuka:

fairy_hobbit · Post time 12-5-2006 03:42 AM

Originally posted by hasribus at 12-5-2006 03:08 AM
In which state you can find many Chelsea fans?

State of denial.... :pmuka:

epitome · Post time 12-5-2006 06:28 AM

cinoise · Post time 12-5-2006 09:46 AM

mutley aku pun nak gelak... so terpaksa biarkan dia gelak....

Vampire_AJ · Post time 12-5-2006 10:33 PM

Pak_Jen · Post time 12-5-2006 11:35 PM

semua pasal chelsea...yehaaaaaaaaa

epitome · Post time 13-5-2006 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Pak_Jen at 12-5-2006 11:35 PM
semua pasal chelsea...yehaaaaaaaaa

:pmuka::pmuka::pmuka:

Nesta13 · Post time 13-5-2006 05:03 PM

Originally posted by hasribus at 12-5-2006 03:09 AM
What subject Chelsea fans hate most?

History.... :pmuka:

aku suka tang ni...

lol

maxomeara · Post time 13-5-2006 09:23 PM

kalo pasal history supporter Nottingham Forest lg bangga...penah gak menang CL...:pmuka:

shadowmoon · Post time 13-5-2006 11:44 PM

Originally posted by hasribus at 12-5-2006 03:26 AM
Why are Chelsea "fans" the most talented lot when it comes to singing?

Because they can sing YNWA and GGMU VERY WELL .... :pmuka:

aku plak suka tang ni..:lol