Primary 3 Question

Atomic_Omnikid

seorang cikgu pompuan tanya soalan berkiut kpd salah sorang muridnyer..

1. what does cow hve four and I have two?

2. what in ur pants that u have n i dun have?

3. what does a dog do that men steps into?

4.  What starts with a C and ends with a T,and it is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

5. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

6. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?

7. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.get wet before you do.Who am I?

8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,I drip. When you blow me, I feel good.What am I?

9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.I come with a quiver.What am I?

10.What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of noise?

budak itu dapat 10/10  :  


p/s : jawapannya BUKAN lucah dan akan dipost pd hari sabtu depan ! :jeling:  :jeling:  :nyorok:  :nyorok:

[ Last edited by  Atomic_Omnikid at 6-1-2007 12:06 AM ]

MetalFire

aku tau cuma

1)kaki


tu jer

Urban_Iz

yang aku tau jawapan number 6...
Kencing...
man=kencing berdiri
woman= kencing mencangkung
dog=kencing angkat 1 kalai membuatkan dia kencing dengan 3 kaki...

lolz

1. tits
2. dick
3. sh*t
4. clit
5. same as question 2
6. pee
7. bitch
8. same as question 2
9. same as question 2
10. *uc*

Just honest answers from me....

[ Last edited by  lolz at 6-1-2007 03:57 PM ]

IQue_boy

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Urban_Iz

cambest jer lolz punya jawapan... :lol :lol

Atomic_Omnikid

Originally posted by lolz at 6-1-2007 15:25
1. tits
2. dick
3. sh*t
4. clit
5. same as question 2
6. pee
7. bitch
8. same as question 2
9. same as question 2
10. *uc*

Just honest answers from me....

kan dah kater jawapan bukan lucah!     

lolz

Originally posted by Atomic_Omnikid at 6-1-2007 08:01 PM



kan dah kater jawapan bukan lucah!     

lucah ker tue? cam tak lucah jerk...

soalan teka teki ni  sesuai tak untuk aku jadikan bahan berbasa basi dgn  pak mertua aku? :lol  kengkadang boring gak takde modal nak borak ngan dia....

lolz

Originally posted by gabanzack at 7-1-2007 01:53 PM
soalan teka teki ni  sesuai tak untuk aku jadikan bahan berbasa basi dgn  pak mertua aku? :lol  kengkadang boring gak takde modal nak borak ngan dia....

boleh gak. ape salahnya. Ntah2 dia lagi suke....

Urban_Iz

tapi translate ke melayu lah bila nak borak dengan pak mentua...

Atomic_Omnikid

:siok:  :siok:  jejangan dier salah faham plak...tak der orang ker nak jawab soklan haku nie

lolz

Originally posted by Atomic_Omnikid at 7-1-2007 09:57 PM
:siok:  :siok:  jejangan dier salah faham plak...tak der orang ker nak jawab soklan haku nie

camne nak jawab. soalan susah sesangat. naik sengal kepala aku mikirkan.

lipans

1. legs
2. poket
3. pants
4. coconut
5. chewing gum
6. Salam
7. khemah
8. idung
9. arrow
10. firetruck

lolz

Originally posted by lipans at 10-1-2007 02:41 PM
1. legs
2. poket
3. pants
4. coconut
5. chewing gum
6. Salam
7. khemah
8. idung
9. arrow
10. firetruck

Tak aci.....ni mesti dah tau jawapan dah nie....  :ketuk:

Atomic_Omnikid

Originally posted by lipans at 10-1-2007 14:41
1. legs
2. poket
3. pants
4. coconut
5. chewing gum
6. Salam
7. khemah
8. idung
9. arrow
10. firetruck

budak nie pon dapat 10/10     :ketuk:  :ketuk:

lipans nie budak darjah 3 ker.... :nerd:  :nerd:  :jeling:  :jeling:  :hmm:  :nyorok:

lolz

Originally posted by Atomic_Omnikid at 10-1-2007 06:25 PM


budak nie pon dapat 10/10     :ketuk:  :ketuk:

lipans nie budak darjah 3 ker.... :nerd:  :nerd:  :jeling:  :jeling:  :hmm:  :nyorok:

aaah lar. mesti budak darjah 3. klau x mesti dia x dapat jawab.... :hmm:

lipans

Aku budak darjah 2 la. 2 cempaka.

lolz

Originally posted by lipans at 11-1-2007 10:26 AM
Aku budak darjah 2 la. 2 cempaka.

2 cempaka x best. 2 kenanga la best....ramai awek cun.

lipans

2 cempaka ade sorang awek paling cun dalam sekolah & awek tu adalah awek aku.