Ayat Ayat Power Samy Vellu

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Samy Vellu on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" ...

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya
besar`..

Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk
orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde
sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!".... camana boleh jadi menteri??

Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10. Never see him
talk softer.

Samy's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this
lah: "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll
saya punya bapa punya kah!".....memang bukan bapak dia punya, tapi dia buat toll tu mcm bapak dia punya..

Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."....patutler masaalah social makin menjadi2..

Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma
dara.."..tang ni aku sanggup jadi penerima sukarela..

Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang
saudara-mara semua..." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)

During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference,
"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes
arqam.."...nampak sgt dia tak tahu isu sebenarnya..

Samy Vellu, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be
taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.

At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik
ke pentas utk membuka kain"....sebenarnya dia suruh buka tirai perasmian..

Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat
besar"

astatine

auntie_girl

alamak...macam nak gelak

mamia

seyes ker ni...???   

captain_scubby

...............

genchi

  wlopong aku prnh bace

tp aku still nak gelak ugak

mmg lawok la de neh rosak bhs

masrini

  rosak bahsa ibunda aku

phong

ain_ishah

memang betul eh sume tu kata2 dia???

erynn

ducati7

kahmadz

heheehe

academy24

rourouleya

sosimple

miss_mira

nafsuanimal

Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk
orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde
sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!"

Yg ni plg aku xthn..  

tavarat

julianahmzh

hancur......

watercolour

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