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Pasteurize: Too far to see
Pathology: Study of roadmaps
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Phonesia: The affliction fo dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Plug-and-Play: A new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play."
Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. |
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Originally posted by amazed at 5-3-2008 05:37 
Pasteurize: Too far to see
Pathology: Study of roadmaps
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking di ...
i lyke that~  |
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Rarefaction: A number not commonly used in math
Recovery room: Place to do upholstery
Rhinoplasty: Charge card for the zoo |
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i love this !! -
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time
Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouln't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
LMFAO @ spouse
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Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
Terminal Ilness: Getting sick at the airport
Testicles: Books of the Bible
Tolerance: What you get after giving growth hormone to ants.
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
Tourists: People who are taking training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs.
Transexual: Having sex while driving
Tumor: More than one |
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Under Mouse Arrest: Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."
Urinate: What a nurse says to patient in room eight.
Urine: Opposite of "You're Out".
LMFAO.. |
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Assaultonbattery : The sound an engine makes when it is trying to start on cold winter mornings.
Also : arctic-choke, engina, ice whine.
Autofixation : Spontaneous act of a computer fixing itself as soon as a repairperson arrives.
Also : expertease, repairadox.
Bleakstreak : The long, cold, dark span between New Year's Day and Good Friday.
Also : coldrums, winterminable.
Desperadoo : Thinning ponytail that boomers wear in desperate effort to stem the ravages of middle-aged hair loss.
Also : bald man's bluff, Don Juan-a-be, oldielocks.
Sneezure : A sneeze that fizzles out before it is due.
Also : gesundnotquite.
Undercarment : Coat hem or belt that hangs out the door of a vehicle.
Also : doormental, dragstrip. |
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The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a--hole.
 #16 is a good one, tee hee |
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Dumbwaiter : One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. |
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memula ingatkan apela last2 baru paham |
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i love the "antibodies" part..hahahha |
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Post time 5-3-2008 07:32 PM
