hospital mental

azharuchan · Post time 11-3-2008 11:33 PM

MENTAL HOSPITAL

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day whilethey were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumpedinto the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulledMary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act heimmediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he nowconsidered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news andbad news.The good news is you're being discharged because since youwere able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I thinkyou've regained your senses.

The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with herbathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead." Jimreplied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry.

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An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but
it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig upthat garden, that's where I buried the Money!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the
entire garden,without finding any money.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could
do from here.