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Post time 26-4-2008 11:17 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
al kisah tersebutlah kisah,arakian berjalanlah satu pasangan yang telah lanjut usia, menuju
ke kaunter imigresen, niat di hati nak pegi umrah.tiba di sana dimintaklah borang untuk diisi,

Isteri: abang faham ker borang tu mcm maner nak isi
Suami: ala abang ni kalau setakat form orang putih ni kacang jer

Name: Ali Bin Deraman
Age: 63
Sex: _______________

bila dah masuk bab sex ni yang payah, si suami pon bertanya isteri

suami: sex tu aper yer Yang.?

isteri: ish tanya kiter lak.. tadi kata kacang

suami: setahu abang sex ni yang itu-itu tuuuuu. (sambil mencocok telapaktangan isterinya)

isteri: iyer ker bang... benda macam ni pon depa nak tau gak ker

suami: agak-agak abang itulah kot

isteri: abis dia nak kita tulis apa kalau pasal benda tu bang..

suami: dia nak confirm kita sihat ker tak kot..

isteri: a'ah!!! abis tu abang nak tulis apelah

suami: kita tulis ajelah apa2 yg boleh yakinkan depa yg kita ni masih sihat
       dan kuat

isteri: dia nak tahu berapa kerap kot...(tersenyum tersipu-sipu)

suami: a'ah! bijak juga isteri abang ni.

isteri: abang nak tulis camner bang

suami: everyday kot.

isteri: everyday tu apa bang

suami: tiap-tiap hari ler

isteri: mak aiiii!!!... dah buang tebiat ker org tua ni, masa mula2 kahwin dulu boleh ler. abang tak malu ker tulis macam tu dah tua-tua begini

suami: iyer tak iyer jugak kan, abis tu nak tulis ape

isteri: abang tulis jer lah jarang-jarang, kan dia nak tahu kita sihat ker tak jer.. jarang-jarang tu dah kira ok aper kalau banding ngan umur kita yg dah tua ni.

suami: baiklah...abang isi jarang-jarang ajelah

      Name: Ali Bin Deraman
      Age: 63
      Sex: Seldom
      bla.bla.bla.

Di kaunter

Peg.Imigresen: Semua dah lengkap pakcik cuma satu jer yg tak jelas sangat

Ali: Apa dia nak

Peg. imigresen: pasal SEX ni kenapa pakcik tulis SELDOM

Ali: syyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (pelan-pelan nak.)

Peg.Imigresen: (kenapa pakcik?)

Ali: malu nak...

Passport pon siap selepas seminggu

Suami: oh! lain kali kalau ada form tanya pasal sex kena bubuh M rupanya, macam dia tahu jer aku ni saiz M jer...

Isteri: yang saya ni lak apsal dia bubuh F

suami: eh!eh! tengok Yang. iye tak iye gak, agaknya sebab awak selalu fail kot

Isteri: fail apernya bang?

Suami: awak kan mandul......
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Reply #1 Radiostar's post

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hahhahhaha ceritenye padat, ringkas dan berkesan.
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lawak jugak laa
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mcm 2 pon aderr??
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seldom tp mandul..
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ahahahaha..

lawak tol...
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ade gak kes camni..lawak..hehehehe
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