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Author: gelugugu

PENGALAMAN MELUCUKAN BERKECEK LUAR.....

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Post time 11-8-2008 05:50 PM | Show all posts
teringat plok time matriks dulu...
ada la classmate eda ni masuk intake lmbt.. muko dio po org tuo skit la..
kt kolej tu senior2 sumo ore luar...
pastu ado la mamat ni.. 1 batch kitorg gok la..
dio kait woh pauh tepi pagar asrama puteri...
pahtu xdok bekas nok letoh buoh tu...
ngan konfiden nye mamat tu tanyo.... kak, kak ada SUMPIT x???
kwn eda x tehe nok suko doh dgr... dio oyak la, eh awok sy ore klate gok la...
pastu 3 sen dok kt matriks tu namo glemer dio lekat la SUPIK
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Post time 11-8-2008 05:50 PM | Show all posts
mendaps????
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Post time 11-8-2008 05:52 PM | Show all posts
mendaps????
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Post time 12-8-2008 04:10 PM | Show all posts
aritu mok ayoh aku mari sini nok tgk cucu dio..pahtu aku bowok la g make kat uptown tu..kironyo family aku nok make ciken chop..pahtu ayoh aku oyak bia dio g cari nasi air ko husna...aku oyak la..tu keda sbeloh tu ado jual..dio pun g la...pahtu lamoo tu aku tgk dio takdok..napok dio dr jauh pah ke mano2 cari nasi air..kompius jugok aku bakpo..pahtu bilo dio sapa smula,aku tanyo la...bakpo jauh sgt cari tu?kedai hok sbeloh tu jah jual nasi air, hok lain makane2 lain la...

dio oyak,dio tanyo la "nasi air ada jual kat sini?"

ore kedai tu oyak, "ada ada...nasi kat sini, air kat sana"

ekeke aduhh ...patutnyo ayoh aku tanyo bubur nasi....sbb keda tu meme jual beraneka jenih bubur nasi
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Post time 12-8-2008 05:52 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 12-8-2008 07:31 PM | Show all posts
sakit perut aku gelak sorang2 depan pc nih...

akupun penoh cakak kat laki aku gini "yang tolong beli camboh 50sen"
laki aku ngangga...aper tu camboh huahahaahah "oh taugeh", sampai la sekarang kalo napok je taugeh dia suka sorang..cambohhh

aku mintak dia buat something..aku pun "cakap buat 'selalu' eh"
laki aku tanye kenapa kena buat selalu.. huahahahaha
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Post time 13-8-2008 01:56 AM | Show all posts
ak pernah tanya kawan ak
ko RAJIN tak pergi situ?
kawan aku pening nak jawab...
sepatutnya PERNAH
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Post time 31-8-2008 11:13 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by pelitaHatiku at 6-8-2008 10:52 PM
kwn citer cara masak kerutup..

mula2 panaskan minyak...masukkan bhn kisar...tumis hingga naik bau...kemudian masukkan AWAS.....


weh, kerutup ke kutub? tu AWAH ko kakah?
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Post time 31-8-2008 11:29 AM | Show all posts

Balas #85 prun\ catat

eh prun, samo la kita soghe klate soghe peghok. mujo hok soghe tu dok wapo gheti kecek peghok, kalu dok gak letih la budok2 ni. loni pung payoh doh nok kecek nga budok2 ni... doh soghe kecek klate soghe kecek lua.
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Post time 2-9-2008 10:06 AM | Show all posts
masa di U mulo, ado member aku ni buleh awek bdk Johor.. mmg sokmo berigak ayat kelate time dia berkecek luar ngan awek dia tuh.. contoh paling kelakar aku igt lg masa tu dia tgh bergayut tanya khabar awek dia yg demam.. "Ayang.. camne dah "siol" ke belum demam ayang tu?" pastuh lagi.. "sori la abang x sempat call ayang, abang tidor strep(straight) td"
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Post time 2-9-2008 11:09 PM | Show all posts
member citer takdih......

si A nampak ular lalu menjerit...." ular.....ular.....katak.....katak...".....
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Post time 3-9-2008 08:32 AM | Show all posts
wakakakakaakak
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Post time 3-9-2008 09:32 AM | Show all posts

Reply #111 pelitaHatiku's post

cepat la katak..nnt kena ketip..hahahha
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Post time 3-9-2008 10:00 AM | Show all posts
suko la thread ni...
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Post time 3-9-2008 11:10 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by pelitaHatiku at 2-9-2008 11:09 PM
member citer takdih......

si A nampak ular lalu menjerit...." ular.....ular.....katak.....katak...".....



mula2 ulor...tetiba kena sumpah jd katok...
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Post time 4-9-2008 01:10 AM | Show all posts
"Dia pera (bela haiwan) kat rumah, cikgu", kata saing ambo masa sama-sama ngaji kat luar Kelate dulu.  Kalu teringat nok ssuko sokmo...
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Post time 4-9-2008 04:04 PM | Show all posts
jauh teh gi ngaji mano tuh......
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Post time 5-9-2008 12:49 AM | Show all posts
bini ambo oghe perok. skali kelik khijo tgk rumah kube lembe, dia pon tanya 'kenapa rumah ni berkubang sangat?' jadi x tahu nok jawab apo...
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Post time 5-9-2008 01:55 AM | Show all posts
tupe lalu..nk kasik up kredit
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Post time 5-9-2008 05:51 AM | Show all posts

Balas #117 pelitaHatiku\ catat

Dekat-dekat ni jah....
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