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 Author| Post time 24-10-2008 05:34 PM | Show all posts
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9 Words Women Use

1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


[ Last edited by  shizamak at 24-12-2008 04:05 PM ]
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 Author| Post time 24-10-2008 05:35 PM | Show all posts
PENGALAMAN PERTAMA SEORANG GADIS, MUNGKIN JUGA ANDA!
       

Sebaik sahaja anda baring, anda mula merasakan otot-otot anda mula menegang. Anda cuba mengelak dengan cuba memberi alasan, tetapi dia enggan menerima alasan anda bahkan semakin merapati anda. Dia bertanyakan adakah anda takut. Tetapi anda dengan berani menggelengkan kepala. Jari-jemarinya mula meneroka untuk mencari apa yang dihajati. Dan kali pertama jarinya menyentuh tempat yang betul. Semakin dalam dia menusuk semakin kuat anda mengerang. Tetapi dia masih dengan sikapnya dan melakukannya dengan selembut yang boleh sebagaimana yang telah dia janjikan. Dia merenung jauh ke dalam mata anda dan mahu anda percayakannya. Ini bukanlah kali pertama bagi dirinya.


Dia terus tersenyum dan anda mamberi lebih ruang masuk kepadanya. Anda mula merayu agar dia mempercepatkannya. Tetapi dia masih lagi melakukannya dengan perlahan agar anda merasakan kesakitan yang paling minimum. Semakin dalam tusukkannya semakin anda merasakan tisu-tisu anda koyak. Kesakitan makin terasa diikuti dengan sedikit darah mengalir. Dia merenung kepada anda dan bertanyakan adakah ianya menyakitkan?. Mata anda digenangi dengan airmata tetapi anda menggelengkan kepala dan mahu dia terus melakukannya. Dia meneruskan dengan apa yang patut dilakukan. Terus keluar masuk. Tetapi anda sudah mula merasa kebas dan tidak lagi merasakan apa-apa. Beberapa ketika kemudian anda merasakan
sesuatu memancut dan dia mengeluarkannya dari anda. Anda terbaring dengan wajah yang pucat. Dia menghamparkan sekuntum senyuman kepada anda dan mengatakan anda adalah antara
yang terdegil tetapi telah memberinya banyak pengalaman. Anda hanya tersenyum tawar dan juga inilah pengalaman pertama anda. Dengan senyuman yang tawar andapun mengucapkan terima kasih kepada doktor kerana mencabut gigi anda.
wat suspen jer


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 Author| Post time 24-10-2008 05:36 PM | Show all posts
DILARANG MEMOTONG !!!!!
           


Seperti biasa Pak Pandir hendak pergi memotong getah. Mak Andeh akan menyediakan peralatan Pak Pandir. Pak Pandir pun pergilah nak memotong getah.

"Hati-hati ya bang semasa tepi jalan besar tu nanti!" pesan Mak Andeh.

Pak Pandir akan berjalan kaki melalui sebuah jalanraya untuk sampai di kebun getahnya. Semasa Pak Pandir berjalan di tepi jalanraya besar
tersebut, ada sebuah papan tanda yang baru dipasang betul-betul di depan kebunnya. Selepas dia membaca papan tanda tersebut, dia pun pulang hampa.

Mak Andeh heran Pak Pandir pulang semula ke rumah lalu bertanya, "Kenapa Bang?"

Pak Pandir pun menjawab, "Sejak bila la kerajaan tak bagi kita memotong getah. Diletaknya papan tanda besar di tepi jalan depan kebun kita tu papan tanda
'DILARANG MEMOTONG'."


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 Author| Post time 24-10-2008 05:36 PM | Show all posts


Kita ni semua selalu memberi reaksi muka yang pelbagai...................marah....senyum............conpius..........bengang...macam macam ada......sini shiz tolong tepek kan antara koleksi reaksi muka ni....


                   


               




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 Author| Post time 24-10-2008 05:37 PM | Show all posts
PEJAM CELIK PEJAM CELIK DAH POST YG KE-25 :pompom: :pompom: :pompom: X SANGKA U........


Dengan ini secara rasminya siap lah karya shiz ni..............ermmmm karya????wat ever la....hehehe janji rock bebeh.......

apa - apa pun thank you to kawan2 yg bg support & dorongan & peringatan........

Last ...special thanks to mod sp..yg membuat anugerah ni.........pes time shiz msk contest mcm ni jika ada kekurangan atau apa2 harap dimaapi



GOOD LUCK TO ALL
SEKIAN
WASSALAM
  shizamak




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Post time 16-1-2009 11:56 PM | Show all posts
banyak info n nice
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for u shiz
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``Assalamualaikum``

Shiza :flower:
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good luck syiz :flower: :flower:
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Post time 19-1-2009 10:48 AM | Show all posts
banyak info....dan banyak lawak.................

nice one shiz.............semoga berjaya..................
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 Author| Post time 19-1-2009 11:14 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 16-1-2009 11:56 PM
banyak info n nice
trkenang masa dulu2

gud luck dear

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 Author| Post time 19-1-2009 11:15 AM | Show all posts
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Originally posted by masarju at 17-1-2009 08:59 AM
Shiza :flower:
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Originally posted by lillet at 18-1-2009 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by mslimaumandarin at 18-1-2009 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by yt at 18-1-2009 07:29 PM
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Originally posted by ctaz at 19-1-2009 10:48 AM
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