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Borak2 Menjelang Hari Bahagia Part 53 (KeLuaRGA BaHaGia)

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Post time 15-1-2010 02:24 PM | Show all posts
kan...tetiba lak polis yg kantoi



rindu lak aku ngan dia..

ptg2 mak aku bwk dia kat taman..smlm jimi kata rissa tgk org men beskal..

kejap kiri kjp kanan dia pusing pastu mulut keco ...
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:22


dia selalu leka dgn dunia dia kan.. nnt kalo dah leh ckp ape la dia berceloteh agak nyer.. mcm anak membe mael kat johor 2 dah setahun lebih... ckp bahasa alien lg... mak dia pun pening x tau ape yg dia nak..
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:24 PM | Show all posts
mael kan cbuk2 suh aku bayar... dia siap kirakan bape kena bayar... aku plak x tau nak bayar ke x... aku ckp la gaji aku bukan nyer banyak mana pun.. kena gak ke.... dia ckp kena la... 2 la aku da ...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:22


aku x reti nk kira mcm mana wei..pastu x tau proses dia mcm mana..

hbs tu yg lepas2 tu kene byr gak ke?

laki aku pun lgsung x buat..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:26 PM | Show all posts
korang nak tanya sikit... korang bayar x zakat pendapatan korang...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:15


x betty.

sbnrnye kene kan.. kawan aku ade buat, g je pejabat agama.. bgtau gaji kite bape..
nnti dia calculate kan..
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:27 PM | Show all posts
dia selalu leka dgn dunia dia kan.. nnt kalo dah leh ckp ape la dia berceloteh agak nyer.. mcm anak membe mael kat johor 2 dah setahun lebih... ckp bahasa alien lg... mak dia pun pening x tau ape  ...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:24


a'a..aku prasan klu dia dgn dunia dia tu mmg dia x mo layan orgla..

mak dia kene bljr wei bhs tu
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:27 PM | Show all posts
kan...tetiba lak polis yg kantoi



rindu lak aku ngan dia..

ptg2 mak aku bwk dia kat taman..smlm jimi kata rissa tgk org men beskal..

kejap kiri kjp kanan dia pusing pastu mulut keco ...
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:22


ibu nk beskal ek????? - kata rissa... kekekekke
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:27 PM | Show all posts
aku x reti nk kira mcm mana wei..pastu x tau proses dia mcm mana..

hbs tu yg lepas2 tu kene byr gak ke?

laki aku pun lgsung x buat..
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:24


ko gi pejabat kutipan zakat 2... nnt diaorg tolong kirakan... xpun ko leh pg website dia..

ko mesti ada bayar tax kan... pas2 kalo ko bayar zakat... pas2 ko declare kat income-tax... nnt dia org pulangkan balik duit yg potong tuk income tax 2... faham x..

every year kena bayar la... ikut berapa total pendpatan kita..
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:28 PM | Show all posts
x betty.

sbnrnye kene kan.. kawan aku ade buat, g je pejabat agama.. bgtau gaji kite bape..
nnti dia calculate kan..
cira82 Post at 15-1-2010 14:26


oo..kene g pjbt agama dl ke? leceh la
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:29 PM | Show all posts
ko gi pejabat kutipan zakat 2... nnt diaorg tolong kirakan... xpun ko leh pg website dia..

ko mesti ada bayar tax kan... pas2 kalo ko bayar zakat... pas2 ko declare kat income-tax... nnt dia o ...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:27


klu x byr apa jd kat kita ye?

kira rezeki tu x berkat ke?
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:29 PM | Show all posts
x betty.

sbnrnye kene kan.. kawan aku ade buat, g je pejabat agama.. bgtau gaji kite bape..
nnti dia calculate kan..
cira82 Post at 15-1-2010 14:26


2 la, mael bising2 suh aku bayar.. aku ckp gaji aku xla banyak mana... x bayar pun xpe kot..

marah wei dia kat aku..:kant:
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:29 PM | Show all posts
ibu nk beskal ek????? - kata rissa... kekekekke
cira82 Post at 15-1-2010 14:27


hehehehe..x mo la..kita nek kereta la ye
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:29 PM | Show all posts
oo..kene g pjbt agama dl ke? leceh la
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:28


pusat zakat jee laling.. ko bukak website dia pun boleh..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:30 PM | Show all posts
mael kan cbuk2 suh aku bayar... dia siap kirakan bape kena bayar... aku plak x tau nak bayar ke x... aku ckp la gaji aku bukan nyer banyak mana pun.. kena gak ke.... dia ckp kena la... 2 la aku da ...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:22


mesti gaji laki ko banyak..

gaji aku allowed aku x yah bayar tax.... :pompom: :pompom:
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:30 PM | Show all posts
klu x byr apa jd kat kita ye?

kira rezeki tu x berkat ke?
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:29


x tau la laling... hukum dia.. tp lebih afdal la kot...

lgpun dr ko bg duit kat income tax.. better ko bayar zakat...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:30 PM | Show all posts
pusat zakat jee laling.. ko bukak website dia pun boleh..
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:29


orite2..tq laling
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:31 PM | Show all posts
2 la, mael bising2 suh aku bayar.. aku ckp gaji aku xla banyak mana... x bayar pun xpe kot..

marah wei dia kat aku..:kant:
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:29


mmg kene bayar.. sbb tu zakat pendapatan kan..

kalu zakat harta mmg tak yah.. kalu aku la.. sbb harta xde....
ade makcik aku g, g tau zakatkan emas2 dia...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:31 PM | Show all posts
ngantuksss

cptla 530....aku nk blk tido...eh ..g sogo

terapi tuk ilang ngantuk tu
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:31 PM | Show all posts
mesti gaji laki ko banyak..

gaji aku allowed aku x yah bayar tax.... :pompom: :pompom:
cira82 Post at 15-1-2010 14:30


xde la banyak mana gaji dia... tp mmg kena potong tuk tax la... 2 la dia gi bayar zakat pendpatan 2..

then aku plak.. gaji x banyak pun... dia ckp kena gak... aku pun confuse..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:32 PM | Show all posts
pusat zakat jee laling.. ko bukak website dia pun boleh..
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:29


oh.. sbb pusat zakat aku, dekat building pejabat agama = pejabat intebiu nk kawen.. kekkekeke
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:33 PM | Show all posts
mmg kene bayar.. sbb tu zakat pendapatan kan..

kalu zakat harta mmg tak yah.. kalu aku la.. sbb harta xde....
ade makcik aku g, g tau zakatkan emas2 dia...
cira82 Post at 15-1-2010 14:31


2 la zakat2 nie jgn buat main...

mesti banyak emas makcik ko 2... zakat emas nie.. kalo yg kita x pakai lnsg kan.. mean smpn jee..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:33 PM | Show all posts
xde la banyak mana gaji dia... tp mmg kena potong tuk tax la... 2 la dia gi bayar zakat pendpatan 2..

then aku plak.. gaji x banyak pun... dia ckp kena gak... aku pun confuse..
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:31


kene... sbb pendapatan.. kitekn every month dpat gaji.. p calculation dia nnti, ade bg parent x, ade utag blajar tak...

calculate sume, sket je kene bayar.. dlm puluh2 jek kot.. tp tu la.. x g kan....
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