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Part 1 - Kisah Kelakar Anak2 Malaysia

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 Author| Post time 3-2-2010 10:38 AM | Show all posts
ni pun citer adik aku sorang ni
takde la kecik sangat, umur dah 11 tahun

baru2 ni mak aku tegur dia, sbb dia termiss semayang maghrib
mak aku cakap la, tak semayang nanti dosa pastuh masuk neraka
then dia jawab balik "ustaz kata, selagi belum kencing melekit, takpe tinggal semayang"

melopong mak aku.. kekeke

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 Author| Post time 3-2-2010 10:39 AM | Show all posts
mak pak aku baru balik haji awal tahun ni.. so kat umah banyak laaa tasbih
anak buah aku.. sarah umur 1 tahun 10 bulan...
kalau time sumer orang dalam umah tgh nganga hora-hora tgk TV mesti dia datang bawak tasbih.. bagi sorang satu

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 Author| Post time 3-2-2010 10:40 AM | Show all posts
terbaca citer acik...teringat citer cie masa kecik..time tuh cie baru darjah 3..
masa tuh cikgu cie nak kena pindah sekolah..esoknyer her last day
punyerlah sayang kat cikgu tuh..cie ingat nak hadiahkan sumthing
time tu kan...jadik trend kami hadiahkan tissue kotak..mungkin senang nak diwrap kut..lagi pun murah...budak2 mana ada duit

cie pun pi kedai...tak cakap nak beli tissue..just tunjuk je nak apa..
sebb dah lama tgk kotak tersusun dlm almari kat kedai tuh..kotak pun berbunga2..cantik ahh kiranya
yg duk layan cie nak beli..anak tokey kedai..lelaki..time tuh dia form 1
dia mcm pelikk je cie nak beli kotak tuh..pastu dia tanya..'adik nak buat apa???'
cie cakap lah..'nak kasi hadiah kat cikgu..'  pastu terus bdak laki tuh ketawa sakan..
cie pun peliklah...buruk sgt ke takat hadiahkan tissue.. :hmm:
pastu dia tanya lagi...'sebenarnya adik nak beli apa???'
cie cakap ahh nak beli tissue..lagi lah dia ketawa...time tuh mmg cie blur sgt..tak tahu apa2..dia kasik tisu, ci bayar duit

bila cie dah sampai umur..baru cie tahu rupa2nya dlm kotak tuh sanitary pad

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Post time 3-2-2010 11:44 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 3-2-2010 12:03 PM | Show all posts
Ni citer anak aku. Dia baru pandai membaca. Satu mlm tu pegi makan kat kedai dan duduk kat dlm kedai. Tetiba masa makan ada la air menitik terkena la kat kakaknya. Kakaknya pun tanya la 'Air dari mana pulak ni?' .... selamba je dia jawab 'Tu nampak kat atas tu ada 'AIR cond' . kami semua tergelak .. betul jugak tu .. dah ditulis AIR...dibacanya pun AIR le
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Post time 3-2-2010 12:33 PM | Show all posts
comel je...
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 Author| Post time 3-2-2010 03:35 PM | Show all posts
terlebih cerdik anak nctu nih. sampai aku pun x terfikir. hahaha!
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Post time 3-2-2010 04:48 PM | Show all posts
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Erkkk byknye kisah
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Post time 12-6-2014 08:02 PM | Show all posts
Post 21..kencing melekit? hahaha..tak menahan betul metafora ustaz tu..
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Penat nk baca
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