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LAWAK KELAS ARAB

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Post time 7-2-2015 07:56 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahaha
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Post time 7-2-2015 10:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
good lah TT, tq
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 Author| Post time 10-2-2015 03:28 AM | Show all posts

U r welkam..................
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 Author| Post time 10-2-2015 03:34 AM | Show all posts
PART 205


Ustaz : masmuka ?


murid : norizan..


ustaz :izan...


norizan :na'am ustaz...


ustaz : ma bika ?


norizan : bukan ustaz panggil saya ke ?


ustaz : izan itu "jika demikian.."


norizan : Ooo...........afwan ustaz


ustaz : izan...


norizan : na'am ustaz...


ustaz : !@@$%^&*()_!@@$%^&*()_+|


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 Author| Post time 10-2-2015 03:42 AM | Show all posts
PART 206


ustaz : masmuki ?


murid : Fatihah


ustaz : wa mas muka ?


murid : Annas....


ustaz : wa anta ?


murid : Yasin....


ustaz : Subhanallah......ismun thoyyib !


murid : ana ismi yusuf taiyoob....




ustaz :
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 Author| Post time 10-2-2015 03:45 AM | Show all posts
PART 207
USTAZ : hari ini kita belajar isim muannath

hasan : sy tahu ustaz...Fatimah muannath

ustaz : sohih...

Ali : hasanah muaannath...

ustaz : sohih.....Abu ?

Abu : ........mak saya ustaz !

ustaz : !@@$%^&*()_+|!@@$%^&*()_+




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Post time 21-2-2015 03:42 PM | Show all posts
bguslah ade thread ni..Boleh ingat blik masa sekolah dlu..
terima kasih TT..

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Post time 22-2-2015 01:25 PM | Show all posts
susah betul nak sebut bahasa arab ni.
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2015 01:32 PM | Show all posts
mairakiut replied at 21-2-2015 03:42 PM
bguslah ade thread ni..Boleh ingat blik masa sekolah dlu..
terima kasih TT..

sama2..rajin2 singgah yea !
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2015 01:43 PM | Show all posts
PART 208


Ustaz : mas muhu hazihi fakihah ?


  

Hasan : laici...

ustaz : ma bika hasan ?

Hasan : na'am...

Fatimah : ismuhu kabung ...

ustaz : ana jawwiyun...indana ismuhu kolang kaling  ..

Abu : Kabare ustaz ?

Ustaz : ini kelas arab ke Jawa ?

Abu : !@@$%^&*()_+|!@@$%^&*()_+|




NOTA : Nama buah jika tiada di tanah arab,ia akan dipanggil mengikut sebutan asal warga tempatan ,contohnya


دوريان  

Namun ada juga memanggilnya Abu Syaukah : BAPA DURI



كابونج : KABUNG
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2015 01:44 PM | Show all posts
vender replied at 22-2-2015 01:25 PM
susah betul nak sebut bahasa arab ni.

hari2 sebut lama2 senang la......................


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 Author| Post time 22-8-2015 01:46 PM | Show all posts
PART 209


Ustaz : Hasan..alyaum..?


Hasan : naum.......


Ustaz: nam ya hasan......


hasan : syukran ustaz....



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Post time 1-9-2015 03:22 PM | Show all posts

InsyaAllah tt..
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 Author| Post time 7-11-2015 03:00 PM | Show all posts
PART 210



Pelancong : Aina mathor ?


Ali : is'al google maps...


Pelancong : khorbannnnnnnn....


Ali : syukran


Glosari :


Mathor : airport


is'al : tanyalah


Khorbannn: jahanam......








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Post time 9-11-2015 03:46 PM | Show all posts
antara subjek paling susah nak fhm...
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 Author| Post time 14-11-2015 07:21 AM | Show all posts
ratna replied at 9-11-2015 03:46 PM
antara subjek paling susah nak fhm...

bahasa arab ni sbnrnya sonang.....

ada kaedah mempelajarinya..
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 Author| Post time 14-12-2015 01:16 AM | Show all posts
PART 211





Gadis : Ahlan wa sahlan ila Kuala Lumpur....


Pelancong arab : Syukran


Masmuki ?


Gadis : Wathini


pelancong arab : hah?anti majnunah ?


Glosari :


وطيني : Jimaklah aku !


مجمونة : seorang perempuan gila





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 Author| Post time 14-12-2015 01:01 PM | Show all posts
PART 212
Ustaz : saimtu  .....

Ustazah : Ma bika ?

Ustaz : raaitu fil mana ...anak tazawwajtu bil siti nordiana....

ustaza H :hah ?





GLOSARI :

سئِمْتُ : aku bosan

رأيت في المنام : aku bermimpi

تزوّجْتُ : aku berkahwin




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 Author| Post time 14-12-2015 01:32 PM | Show all posts
PART 213
Hasan : Wara'saah..............



Ali : Wabothnaah !



Fatimah : Wakabdaaah!

Hasan dan Ali : Ma biki Fatimah ?

Fatimah : sirrun !







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 Author| Post time 15-12-2015 10:43 AM | Show all posts
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