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Author: AceHand

JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bila Rasa Gatal Kat Belakang Badan...

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 Author| Post time 16-4-2014 02:36 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

caplimau posted on 15-4-2014 10:36 AM
adik beradik la tu ace..



Laing... Kalau pensel biasa mungkeng lar kot... Tapi kalau pensel Staedler Noris tu dia adek beradek ngan Chuck Noris...


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 Author| Post time 16-4-2014 02:37 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 15-4-2014 03:13 PM
ni sesuai tuk ace wat garu kurap kat belakang badan tu



Kalau ada model kecik takde masalah...


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 Author| Post time 16-4-2014 02:38 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

incek_akim posted on 15-4-2014 09:31 PM
gosok kat almari pinggan mangkuk, abis bertaburan la barang2 dalam tu



Kalau sampai berterabor tu maknanya kuat bebenorlah gatalnya tu... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 16-4-2014 11:43 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 02:32 AM
Yang tu pong betol juga tu sebab muka ko cam muka antu tak syampoo rambot...

alaa
brad pitt pun bleh cakap angelina jolie pun kkdg muka serabut gak.
so, apa sgt lah aku ngn angelina tu.
kkdg lawa..kkdg serabut tp menten lawa.
haha

ko  jeles ngn aku je kan.

ha ha ha
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Post time 16-4-2014 01:36 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 02:35 AM
Masa usaha lebih tu muka tak berkerut ke...? Heh! Heh! Heh!

usaha dgn muka yg lebih berkerut tu lebih marbeles berbanding dgn menggaru muke xde feeling... hahahahahhaa....

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Post time 16-4-2014 01:42 PM | Show all posts
mocit aku berbadan besar
jadik tangan die tak sampai nk garu belakang
so, die gune 'gundik' utk garu

ni la bende yg kiteorg panggil gundik tu a.k.a penggaruk


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Post time 16-4-2014 10:33 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 02:37 AM
Kalau ada model kecik takde masalah...

mesti puas klu dpt garu pakai yg ni, cam kena cakar dek rimau
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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 02:16 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

yeepi_33 posted on 16-4-2014 11:43 AM
alaa
brad pitt pun bleh cakap angelina jolie pun kkdg muka serabut gak.
so, apa sgt lah aku ngn  ...



Masalahnya yang sama ko ngan Angelina Jolie tu tang tapak kaki jah... Lelaing tu langsong tak sama...


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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 02:17 AM | Show all posts

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kebayaunggu posted on 16-4-2014 01:36 PM
usaha dgn muka yg lebih berkerut tu lebih marbeles berbanding dgn menggaru muke xde feeling... hah ...



Kalau selalu berkerut nanti cepat nampak tuwo...


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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 02:17 AM | Show all posts

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edoraixora posted on 16-4-2014 01:42 PM
mocit aku berbadan besar
jadik tangan die tak sampai nk garu belakang
so, die gune 'gundik' utk g ...



Binatang yang gegolek kat hujong tu guna wat hapo lak...?


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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 02:18 AM | Show all posts

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dahliateck posted on 16-4-2014 10:33 PM
mesti puas klu dpt garu pakai yg ni, cam kena cakar dek rimau



'Cakar Rimau' tu memalam jah... Hik! Hik! Hik!


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Post time 17-4-2014 07:32 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 02:16 AM
Masalahnya yang sama ko ngan Angelina Jolie tu tang tapak kaki jah... Lelaing tu langsong tak  ...

motip ko tgk tapak kaki je..

kan suh tgk muka..

takpe..takpe..bermula ngn tapak kaki..pastu naik ke atas..

nt jumpa aa..muka aku yg persona bak angelina jolie tu..


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Post time 17-4-2014 06:52 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 02:18 AM
'Cakar Rimau' tu memalam jah... Hik! Hik! Hik!

oo cakar rimau malam je ek
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Post time 18-4-2014 10:38 AM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 17-4-2014 06:52 PM
oo cakar rimau malam je ek

bukan rimau tido ke malam2
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Post time 18-4-2014 10:54 AM | Show all posts
lil_honey posted on 18-4-2014 10:38 AM
bukan rimau tido ke malam2

tu satu hal, pastu klu malam jer ckar rimau tu, klu gatal siang camane, kena tunggu malam ke nak garu
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Post time 18-4-2014 10:56 AM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 18-4-2014 10:54 AM
tu satu hal, pastu klu malam jer ckar rimau tu, klu gatal siang camane, kena tunggu malam ke nak g ...

cakar singa kot kalau siang
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Post time 18-4-2014 10:58 AM | Show all posts
lil_honey posted on 18-4-2014 10:56 AM
cakar singa kot kalau siang

x kira le kan, janji garu, cakar-cakar ayam pun boley
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Post time 18-4-2014 10:59 AM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 18-4-2014 10:58 AM
x kira le kan, janji garu, cakar-cakar ayam pun boley

kalau cakar ayam memang bersepah la cakaran tu weh
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Post time 18-4-2014 11:03 AM | Show all posts
lil_honey posted on 18-4-2014 10:59 AM
kalau cakar ayam memang bersepah la cakaran tu weh

aku mencakar kau dicakar aummmm
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Post time 19-4-2014 12:55 AM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 18-4-2014 11:03 AM
aku mencakar kau dicakar aummmm

macam lagu m.nasir.. zulaikha
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