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Post time 5-8-2014 11:13 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Ada suami isteri yg membuat isyarat '' topup kredit'' ketika ingin mngadakn hubungan intim..
Satu malam si suami ingin mengadakan hubngan intim.. dan mendekati isterinya 'syg, jom kita topup' kerana penat baru balik dari pejabat si isteri menjawab 'maaf bang, syg low batt'... Malam berikutnya si suami mencuba kembali ''syg, jom kita topup''.. kerana xda hasrat si isteri menjawab ''maaf bang, line tak berapa elok ni''..
Malam berikutnya si suami tidak bosan mencuba ''sayang, jom kita topup" lagi la si isteri menolak disebabkn datang period'' maaflah bang, betul2 malam ni xdok line''...
Seminggu selepas period si isteri begitu benar ingin mengadakn hubungan intim dengan suaminya ''bang, jom kita topup'' maka dengan santai suami menjawap ''maaflah sayang, abang dah tukar sim kad''....


Hamek kawww....



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Post time 7-8-2014 01:31 PM | Show all posts
mcm tu skali.......ermmmm.....
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Post time 7-8-2014 01:43 PM | Show all posts
Tukar sim kad???????hahahaha
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