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Nyonya Yg Kelakar

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Post time 11-8-2014 11:16 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Pada suatu hari, seorang Nyonya bernama Nyonye Mei Lee datang ke KL untuk kali pertama selepas menang loteri.

Beliau check-in disebuah hotel mewah dan seorang pelayan membawakan begnya menuju ke bilik penginapan Nyonya Mei Lee.

Nyonya Mei Lee dengan girangnye mengikuti langkah-langkah pelayan itu
dan ketika pelayan tersebut menutup pintu, Nyonya Mei Lee melihat ke
sekeliling.


Beliau tetiba menjadi marah lalu berkata kepada pelayan tersebut. Eksekius mi, lu jangan ingat wa tua, mali dari kampung, tatak (takde) tau duduk hotel.. sudah baya latut latut (ratus ratus), lu kasi ini bilik ka??!! kicik!! tatak tibi, tatak lemari tatak apa pun??? katil mau titun (tidur) pun tatak?Huh, haiyyaaa.. mau tipu olang ka??!!"


Lalu pelayan itu pun menjawab, "Sabar Nyonya, ini baru lift, maaa....""  

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Post time 11-8-2014 11:21 AM | Show all posts
Nyonya tu asal dari negeri mana yang tak pernah lihat lift?
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Post time 11-8-2014 12:01 PM | Show all posts
kesin dia.........
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Post time 11-8-2014 12:37 PM | Show all posts
Eksekius mi, tapi lip pun talak tau
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Post time 11-8-2014 02:32 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 24-8-2014 12:23 PM | Show all posts
Nasib baik dia tak tidur situ
Or pact barang barang situ jew
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Post time 24-8-2014 12:38 PM | Show all posts
ini nyonya katak bawah tempurung
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Post time 24-8-2014 04:57 PM | Show all posts
haiya...
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Post time 26-8-2014 07:42 AM | Show all posts
hahahahahahaa
aduh ngekek2 gelak

lif pon tarak kenaiiiiiii
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Post time 26-8-2014 01:49 PM | Show all posts
aiyo... manyak eksen ini nyonya
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Post time 26-8-2014 02:46 PM | Show all posts
hotel kat kampung nyonya tatak lif ka...
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Post time 26-8-2014 03:26 PM | Show all posts
first time naik lif...... kesiannnn
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Post time 26-8-2014 11:18 PM | Show all posts
Hahahah, ini nyonya manyak garang wooo
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Post time 28-8-2014 09:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
wakakaka lawok2..
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Post time 29-8-2014 05:09 PM | Show all posts
sabar nyonya....men serbu je xpakai helmet..cer tanya leklok sket
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Post time 27-5-2015 04:45 PM | Show all posts
aiyaaa nyonya.. tak penah tgk lif ke? dlm tv pun x penah tgk ke
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Post time 1-6-2015 12:00 PM | Show all posts
AYAKAISHI_AYASY replied at 24-8-2014 12:23 PM
Nasib baik dia tak tidur situ
Or pact barang barang situ jew

Nasib baik dia tak terus bukak baju nak g mandi.

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Post time 22-8-2015 03:24 AM | Show all posts
Hadoi...sakit perut gelak....
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