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Post time 12-8-2014 08:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode


3 lelaki masuk meminang anak Pak Imam.

Pak Imam - " Kau nama siapa?"

Lelaki 1 - " Nama saya Yusuf.."

Pak Imam - " Haa.. Kau baca surah Yusuf.. Aku nak dengar.."

Lelaki 1 membaca surah Yusuf dengan lancar..

Pak Imam - " Apa nama kau?"

Lelaki 2 - " Nama saya Ibrahim, Pak Imam.."

Pak Imam - " Kau baca surah Ibrahim.. Baca dengan betul.."

Lelaki 2 membaca surah Ibrahim dengan baik dan lancar..

Lelaki 3 mulai menggigil.

Pak Imam - "Kau.. Nama kau apa..?"

Lelaki 3 - " Err.. Err.. Nama saya Yasin.. Err .. tapi kat rumah, mak dan ayah saya panggil saya Qulhuwallahuahad..."

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Post time 12-8-2014 09:42 PM | Show all posts
takut kena bca surah yasin
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Post time 13-8-2014 08:44 AM | Show all posts
boleh plak tetiba tukar nama
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Post time 14-8-2014 10:22 AM | Show all posts
yassin raja lawak?
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Post time 14-8-2014 10:41 AM | Show all posts
Nak baca surah pendek dan yang dia pandai saje lah tuu...
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Post time 14-8-2014 11:24 AM | Show all posts
pernah baca tp stil mmg lawak
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Post time 14-8-2014 11:35 AM | Show all posts
pjgnya nama dia...
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 Author| Post time 14-8-2014 06:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 14-8-2014 02:41 AM
Nak baca surah pendek dan yang dia pandai saje lah tuu...

mungkin dia baru sempat belajar muqaddam jer...
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 Author| Post time 14-8-2014 06:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
guablur7 posted on 14-8-2014 03:24 AM
pernah baca tp stil mmg lawak

xpe...baca lg
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Post time 14-8-2014 06:23 PM | Show all posts
Kerêta_Angin posted on 14-8-2014 06:19 PM
mungkin dia baru sempat belajar muqaddam jer...

Mungkin kot atau dia jenis darah gemuruh......

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 Author| Post time 14-8-2014 06:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
amyainsamad posted on 14-8-2014 03:35 AM
pjgnya nama dia...

tak silap nama adik dia.. Inna a'toina kal kausar..
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Post time 14-8-2014 07:37 PM | Show all posts
panjang tu surah yasin ehehhehehe
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Post time 15-8-2014 11:25 AM | Show all posts
da ader
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Post time 19-8-2014 09:48 PM | Show all posts
nasib baik tak ckp al baqarah
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Post time 19-8-2014 09:48 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaha..mengong je kekadang lwk mcm ni
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Post time 24-9-2014 03:27 PM | Show all posts
baik dia kata panggilan nama dia kat umah is bismillah....lg senang
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Post time 24-9-2014 03:29 PM | Show all posts
kemain pjg nama mak pak panggil kat rumah
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