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Post time 8-9-2014 09:47 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
JAMAL ke kedai untuk membeli telur yang dipesan ibunya.
Ketika berdiri di tepi jalan, dua buah kereta tiba-tiba berlanggar di hadapannya.
Dia terkejut dan kaku di situ sehingga polis dan ambulans tiba.
Setelah mangsa dikeluarkan, Jamal berlari pulang dan terlupa membeli telur.
Jamal dengan penuh minat menceritakan kemalangan itu pada ibunya.
"Dahsyat bu, kakinya tercabut dan terpelanting ke seberang jalan.
Tangannya pulak putus, kepala pecah, perut terburai...
Tiba-tiba ibunya mencelah, "Telurnya mana?" Jamal menjawab,
"Err.... Mal tak tau pulak ke mana tercampaknya!"


mesti mal fikir lain kan?
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ha3..... penin mak dierrrr
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Post time 8-9-2014 04:55 PM | Show all posts
Mak dia takut telur tu pecah ajer.....
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 Author| Post time 8-9-2014 04:58 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 8-9-2014 04:55 PM
Mak dia takut telur tu pecah ajer.....

yg dia jawab tu mesti telur org yg eksiden tu
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Vellfire posted on 8-9-2014 04:58 PM
yg dia jawab tu mesti telur org yg eksiden tu

Telur yang eksiden masih dalam sarangnya lagi....

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 Author| Post time 9-9-2014 07:57 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 8-9-2014 05:00 PM
Telur yang eksiden masih dalam sarangnya lagi....

mana awak tau?
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Post time 9-9-2014 10:37 AM | Show all posts
Vellfire posted on 9-9-2014 07:57 AM
mana awak tau?

confident
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Post time 9-9-2014 01:08 PM | Show all posts
Vellfire posted on 9-9-2014 07:57 AM
mana awak tau?

Kalau pecah mesti dah terburai kat luar.....

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