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Post time 10-10-2014 10:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Adrian seorang anak yang baik.Setiap arahan yang diberi bapanya,dia akan ikut.Ibu dia dah takde sebab dah mengadap Illahi.

Satu petang bapa dia mintak beli arak untuk dia. Dia ikut je kata ayah dia walau dia tahu  arak itu haram untuk umat islam minum.


Bila dah balik, dia bagi bapa dia tin arak itu. Bapak dia terus minum tapi  keluarkan balik . Bapa dia marahlah dia……

Bapa: Asal arak ni rasa lain macam??
Adrian: Tadi,masa Adrian nak balik. Ada lelaki india minta arak dari Adrian. Dia kata,dia akan ganti bila  dah habis minum. Adrian pun bagi. Tapi dia takde duit.
Bapa: Apalah yang kau bodoh sangat bagi dia?
Adrian: Saya tak bodoh ayah.Buktinya, saya suruh dia kencing dalam tin tu  bagi menggantikan  semula arak yang dia minum .


Okay,ini rekaan saya. Berapa bintang mahu bagi?

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Post time 10-10-2014 10:56 AM | Show all posts
ooo jadi..
arak = air kencing syaiton
air kencing syaiton = air kencing lelaki india
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 11:00 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
makneng posted on 10-10-2014 02:56 AM
ooo jadi..
arak = air kencing syaiton
air kencing syaiton = air kencing lelaki india

Errrr...

by the way, berapa bintang mahu kasi? haha
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Post time 10-10-2014 11:16 AM | Show all posts
hahaha..

cerita kelakar, tp tt lg kelakar
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 11:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
cowey posted on 10-10-2014 03:16 AM
hahaha..

cerita kelakar, tp tt lg kelakar

berapa bintang tuk cerita ni?
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Post time 10-10-2014 11:30 AM | Show all posts
boleh tahan la..

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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 11:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bellaa posted on 10-10-2014 03:30 AM
boleh tahan la..

gracias!!!!!
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Post time 10-10-2014 11:43 AM | Show all posts
TT mengejar bintang...biarlah kerana ikhlas bukan kerana mengejar bintang ..buleh??
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Post time 10-10-2014 11:54 AM | Show all posts
Kurang kelucuan,,,tpi ok la,langkah  bijak si adrian tu,mybe bpk dia dh tak minum lps ni,,,
Sy nk bgi tahi bintang boleh?comei wo0 tahi bintang
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 12:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nourahfey posted on 10-10-2014 03:54 AM
Kurang kelucuan,,,tpi ok la,langkah  bijak si adrian tu,mybe bpk dia dh tak minum lps ni,,,
Sy nk b ...

kurang lucu? means?
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abas8888 posted on 10-10-2014 03:43 AM
TT mengejar bintang...biarlah kerana ikhlas bukan kerana mengejar bintang ..buleh??

just ckp,lawok ke tok?
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Post time 10-10-2014 12:10 PM | Show all posts
Esmiria posted on 10-10-2014 11:18 AM
berapa bintang tuk cerita ni?


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Post time 10-10-2014 12:11 PM | Show all posts
Esmiria posted on 10-10-2014 12:06 PM
kurang lucu? means?

yela,kurang lucu,kuranglah ketawanya,hehe


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Post time 10-10-2014 12:15 PM | Show all posts
makneng posted on 10-10-2014 10:56 AM
ooo jadi..
arak = air kencing syaiton
air kencing syaiton = air kencing lelaki india

amboii makneng,mcm formula kimia masa belajo fizik dedulu plk
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 12:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
cowey posted on 10-10-2014 04:10 AM


gracias por estrellas!!!! Last edited by Esmiria on 10-10-2014 04:17 AM

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 Author| Post time 10-10-2014 12:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nourahfey posted on 10-10-2014 04:11 AM
yela,kurang lucu,kuranglah ketawanya,hehe

hmm k .
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Post time 10-10-2014 12:27 PM | Show all posts
Esmiria posted on 10-10-2014 12:18 PM
hmm k .

laa,jgnla cedih,,boleh cuba lgi k
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nourahfey posted on 10-10-2014 04:27 AM
laa,jgnla cedih,,boleh cuba lgi k

okay. ………
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Post time 10-10-2014 12:56 PM | Show all posts
Esmiria posted on 10-10-2014 11:00 AM
Errrr...

by the way, berapa bintang mahu kasi? haha

cik ES nak bintang kecil atau bintang mencari bintang?
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Post time 10-10-2014 12:57 PM | Show all posts
nourahfey posted on 10-10-2014 12:15 PM
amboii makneng,mcm formula kimia masa belajo fizik dedulu plk

itu je la yg dpt iolls rumuskan dr citer cik ES ni btw mana satu yg betul ni, formula kimia ke formula fizik nourah oiii Last edited by makneng on 10-10-2014 12:58 PM

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