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Post time 12-11-2014 10:44 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Kalau haiwan ada wechat, agak-agak korang apa moment dorang erkjom kita selongkar

NYAMUK : Baru habis ronda rumah Mat Yo...kenyang derrr...Alhamdulillah...murah rezeki hari ni...

CICAK : aduyaiiii bini aku tersepit tepi pintu....menduda lagi aku kali ke 34....kena cari calon bini baru...letih susun strategi....

KUCING BETINA : Td anak i yg ke5 tanya soalan sentap...siapa bapak dia....i bingung nak jawab apa....sbb i pon lupa mana satu bapaknya...

AYAM : Kengkawan, kalau esok den tak update moment, maknonyo den keno goreng da...jgn lupo buekkan kenduri arwah tok den yo....

KUCING JANTAN : Baru je tweet awek next door....keturunan parsi beb....perggghhhh hot...

KHINZIR : Panas tol hati aku harini...ade ke mamat tu pijak taik kucing tp nama aku lak disebut-sebut...hello bro! siasat la dulu sapa berak depan rumah ko...

GAJAH : Pahang yg menang Piala MAlaysia tp aku yg dapat nama....bangga jap aku bila nama aku dilaung-laung....

HARIMAU : JDT kalah takde kena mengena dgn aku...knp aku lak yg kena...ntah apa-apa manusia zaman sekarang ni...

#gurauansematamat  #jangansentap

p/s momod, sila delete thread ni sekiranya telah ada atau tidak relevan/lawak...terima kasih...


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Post time 12-11-2014 11:08 PM | Show all posts
LEMBU : Hairan betul manusia ni.. depa tak panggil aku emak walaupun depa balun susu aku..
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 Author| Post time 13-11-2014 08:49 AM | Show all posts
rentak104 posted on 12-11-2014 11:08 PM
LEMBU : Hairan betul manusia ni.. depa tak panggil aku emak walaupun depa balun susu aku..

yeah betol tu










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Post time 13-11-2014 10:03 AM | Show all posts
tak leh blah yg khinzir tu.....khinzir ni bukan takat isu taik kucing pun org sebut2 nama dia...malah byk bendalah...tak leh nak describe detail kat sini
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Post time 13-11-2014 05:00 PM | Show all posts
rentak104 posted on 12-11-2014 11:08 PM
LEMBU : Hairan betul manusia ni.. depa tak panggil aku emak walaupun depa balun susu aku..

Emak pun dah tak tau mana satu anak anaknya?

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Post time 13-11-2014 09:46 PM | Show all posts
kejoraria posted on 13-11-2014 10:03 AM
tak leh blah yg khinzir tu.....khinzir ni bukan takat isu taik kucing pun org sebut2 nama dia...mala ...

haha,  betul tu, apa apa musibah jadi, mesti nama dia naik.
marah kan org lain pun nama dia gak naik.
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Post time 14-11-2014 09:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lawak basi yang diolah balik.
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Post time 14-11-2014 12:06 PM | Show all posts
boleh gelak..
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