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MENYEDIAKAN SEGALA JENIS HIDANGAN

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Post time 9-2-2015 04:53 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Menyediakan Segala Jenis Hidangan

SEBUAH kedai memasang kain rentang bertulis "menyediakan segala jenis hidangan". Seorang pengunjung masuk ke dalam kedai itu.
Pelangan: Apa maksud dari kain rentang di depan?
Pelayan: Kami menyediakan segala jenis hidangan. Bahkan, hidangan yang paling aneh yang boleh Encik fikirkan, kami akan menyediakannya.
Pelangan: Benarkah? Baiklah, saya ingin menempah masakan daging harimau kumbang asam manis."
Pelayan: Minta tunggu sekejap Encik, kami akan sediakan hidangan tersebut secepat mungkin.
Beberapa minit kemudian, pelayan itu datang kembali. Si pelangan sudah meneka bahawa pesanannya tidak mungkin ada, "Hahaha, pasti kamu tidak mempunyai daging harimau kumbang ya?"
Pelayan itu kemudian menjelaskan, "Maaf Encik, kami tidak boleh menyediakan pesanan masakan yang diminta kerana kami kehabisan sos tomato. Apakah Encik ingin daging harimau kumbang masak goreng tepung?
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Post time 9-2-2015 05:12 PM | Show all posts
Sos tomato boleh dibeli di mana2 kedai runcit ...
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Post time 9-2-2015 05:14 PM | Show all posts
so...apa yg lawak?
tak menjadi..
NEXT!
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Post time 9-2-2015 06:00 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha. Boleh tahan lawak
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Post time 9-2-2015 07:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Goreng pon sodaaapppp

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Post time 9-2-2015 07:57 PM | Show all posts
Lawak ni hanya buat aku tersenyum sinis
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lawak kah ittew
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Post time 10-2-2015 12:43 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..eksotik btl restoran tu
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Post time 10-2-2015 03:22 PM | Show all posts
macam2 ado
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Post time 11-2-2015 11:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haha yg ni lawak dari peserta MLM...
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Post time 16-2-2015 10:03 AM | Show all posts

nowa bagi 3 bintang je

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Post time 16-2-2015 11:40 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 16-2-2015 04:09 PM | Show all posts
mcm lawak kumpulan Jalor
hambar.... next!
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