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Post time 4-11-2015 10:07 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Dalam sebuah kelas..guru memulakan pengajarannya.

Guru: Murid-murid...binatang apa yg bermula dari huruf 'G'?

Dengan pantas seorang murid berdiri dan menjawab...Gajah cikgu...lalu dia dipuji oleh cikgu.

Guru: soalan seterusnya.. binatang apa yang bermula dengan huruf 'D'?

Semua murid diam......
lalu murid tadi berdiri dan menjawab..." Dua gajah cikgu"....murid-murid lain mula ketawa...cikgu mulai marah..

Guru: Awak berdiri atas kerusi, soalan seterusnya...binatang apa yg bermula dengan huruf 'M'?

Semua murid diam.......
lalu budak tadi jawab lagi...."Mungkin gajah".....

Guru: awak keluar dan berdiri di pintu......

Soalan terakhir...binatang apa yg bermula dengan huruf 'J' ?

Semua murid-murid diam...guru menunggu murid menjawab tapi semua hanya diam....

Lalu murid tadi menjawab......" Jangan jangan gajah"....

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dia jawab dengan harapan kena halau balik rumah terus
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DaisyD replied at 5-11-2015 11:38 AM
dia jawab dengan harapan kena halau balik rumah terus

setuju.... senang nk jawab kat mak balik awal
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