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Post time 10-1-2016 06:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Kampung korang ade tak masalah kera/monyet? Ape korang buat ek. Aku dah nyampah monyet masuk rumah jek,jerkah2 pon x jalan dah.
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Post time 10-1-2016 07:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Try guna kacang gaul belacan.tapi aku xpernah try la.xtau berkesan ke x.
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Post time 10-1-2016 07:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak bagi tahu jabatan perhilitan ke? Normally diorang akan pasang perangkap sis
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Post time 10-1-2016 08:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pakai ultrasonic device sis.plug in shj,gerenti mencicit depa lari. Good thg is telinga manusia tak leh detect bunyi ni.
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 Author| Post time 10-1-2016 09:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
@zamzarai - Macam peribahasa Melayu lah pulak

@Themilo - Org kampung dah gitau, tak jalan gak.

@swimswim - Berkesan ke? Macam alat halau nyamuk jek style die.
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Post time 10-1-2016 09:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ka6_jeram replied at 10-1-2016 09:15 PM
@zamzarai - Macam peribahasa Melayu lah pulak

@Themilo - Org kampung dah gitau, tak jalan g ...


Oh ni bkn yg install dkt fon tu.

The one i mentioned ni boleh halau tikus dll yg sensitive to ultrasound. I tgk dkt fb my cousin. Try la cari dkt mudah, rm20 x silap
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Post time 10-1-2016 10:12 PM | Show all posts
kera monyet mahluk pendendam. hope tt kalau nak kenakan kera  fikir banyak kali.

ce guna ultra sound mcm forumer suggestkan.

macam dekat sungai merab banyak monyet

dia orang guna loceng aiskrim, guna siren, lastik, tak jalan juga.
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Post time 10-1-2016 10:32 PM | Show all posts
letak patung harimau. yg saiz besar
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Post time 11-1-2016 01:18 AM | Show all posts
swimswim replied at 10-1-2016 09:25 PM
Oh ni bkn yg install dkt fon tu.

The one i mentioned ni boleh halau tikus dll yg sensitive t ...

bodo la ko ni, tak reti manfaatkan internet gan google ke? benda2 remeh temeh camni semua boleh cari dlm internet, xyah bazir duit nak gi beli. cuma kena bazirkan tenaga otak utk berfikir sikit je

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Post time 11-1-2016 01:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BodohkanOrang replied at 11-1-2016 01:18 AM
bodo la ko ni, tak reti manfaatkan internet gan google ke? benda2 remeh temeh camni semua boleh ca ...

What. u had a personal grunge against me? Sampai sanggup stalk kot kah10x.

not interested to entertain subpar provocation using limited vocabulary selection. Move on rat.
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Post time 11-1-2016 01:36 AM | Show all posts
swimswim replied at 11-1-2016 01:32 AM
What. u had a personal grunge against me? Sampai sanggup stalk kot kah10x.

not interested to en ...

have, bukan had. aku takde masalah peribadi dgn kau, takde masa aku nak stalk, tapi sifat peribadi kau dgn bahasa inggeris yg tak semenggah tu menjijikkkan aku  
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Post time 11-1-2016 01:45 AM | Show all posts
satu demi satu kebodohan yg ko tunjuk, aku dah la mudah panas bila tgk benda2 bodoh ni
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Post time 11-1-2016 01:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BodohkanOrang replied at 11-1-2016 01:36 AM
have, bukan had. aku takde masalah peribadi dgn kau, takde masa aku nak stalk, tapi sifat peribadi ...


Kah3x its a glorious day indeed. I ada hater level cikgu tuisyen bahasa inggeris darjah 1.

Ok tolong betulkan ayat ni.
Do your has a grung again me?

*i wonder whats ur pc speed to run google spell checker*



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Post time 11-1-2016 01:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Weeeeee i ada stalker weeeeeeee!

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Post time 11-1-2016 02:00 AM | Show all posts
swimswim replied at 11-1-2016 01:52 AM
Kah3x its a glorious day indeed. I ada hater level cikgu tuisyen bahasa inggeris darjah 1.

Ok ...


fuh, lama nya nak reply, ni mesti terkial2 nak susun ayat bahasa inggeris.

btw, ni bukan cikgu tuisyen ke apa ke, tapi bahasa inggeris kau memang tahap TAIK!!

dah la bahasa inggeris kau tahap budak tadika ngan cam taik, otak pun bodoh. spell checker boleh check past tense dgn present tense? ADEHHH LA KENAPA LA KO PUNYA KEBODOHAN NI TAK PERNAH HABIS!!!

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Post time 11-1-2016 02:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
No, quite the contrary. I was actually searching for previous posts of mine where i mightve unexpectedly offended any particular person for any whatsoever reasons

On the other hand, i have yet to see the significant other replied in complete intelligible english sentences

Ok, see if u can spot any mistake teacher.
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Post time 11-1-2016 02:16 AM | Show all posts
Edited by BodohkanOrang at 11-1-2016 02:19 AM
swimswim replied at 11-1-2016 02:07 AM
No, quite the contrary. I was actually searching for previous posts of mine where i mightve unexpect ...

nak sangat? ni aku betulkan:
Do your has a grung again me?

*i wonder whats ur pc speed to run google spell checker*

my correction is:
Do you have a grunge against me?

dan yg lagi satu walaupun ko xmintak suruh betulkan, tp aku tetpa nak betulkan gak:
I wonder what's your PC speed to run google spell checker.

lagi:
No, quite the contrary. I was actually searching for previous posts of mine where i mightve unexpectedly offended any particular person for any whatsoever reasons

On the other hand, i have yet to see the significant other replied in complete intelligible english sentences

sepatutnya I might've, english tu English.

kalau aku tak jumpa kau dlm forum ni dan kau dlm forum yg mmg khas for native English, aku BOLEH TAHU yg kau melayu dan bahasa inggeris kau bukan bahasa ibunda kau, berdasarkan penggunaan short form macam you, jadi u, you're jadi ur, English jadi english, yg mana cuma tipikal melayu je byk guna camni.

lagi satu, yg bodoh2, dah guna perkataan 'lol', lepas tu tambah perkataan 'hahaha' kat ujung ayat, dari situ aku tahu yg tu mmg org melayu. pasal apa??? pasal perkataan LOL tu sendiri bermaksud haha, so xde sebab nak guna lol ngan haha dalam masa yg sama. dan cuma org melayu je yg byk guna haha sekali dgn lol, sebab diorang bahlol campur bodoh, cam KAU


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Post time 11-1-2016 02:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BodohkanOrang replied at 11-1-2016 02:16 AM
nak sangat? ni aku betulkan:

my correction is:

Ok, kasik printscreen satu aku guna perkataan haha. Aku guna kah3x n kah10x je kot.

Tldr:U wrote a lengthy correction but still wrote in bm with contemptible err here n there. Ftr, im using a  mob phone n couldnt care less ure annoyance with the absence of marks.

So, how is my grammer in the above english sentences teacher. Full marks eh?
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Post time 11-1-2016 02:34 AM | Show all posts
swimswim replied at 11-1-2016 02:28 AM
Ok, kasik printscreen satu aku guna perkataan haha. Aku guna kah3x n kah10x je kot.

Tldr:U wro ...

tak, yg haha dgn lol tu tak berkaitan dgn kau dan aku nak ceritakan camne aku boleh spot orang melayu DENGAN MUDAH kalau kat luar sana nun. aku nak guna bahasa inggeris?? aku tahu aku tak cukup pandai so aku guna bahasa melayu terus, takde la menampakkan yg diri ko tu bodoh lagi hina walaupun bahasa inggeris aku dah nak perfect, tapi tak perfect, bodohhhh

sama la cam kalau aku xtau sesuatu, aku diam je, sebab kalau org yg lebih tahu nampak kesalahan kita, habis terserlah kebodohan diri. buat malu je, tapi kau?? aku elergik sikit dgn manusia macam ni
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Post time 11-1-2016 02:44 AM | Show all posts
ok, part ni aku rase aku bodoh sikit sebab tak sangka aku boleh terjebak buang masa layan benda bodoh camni sampai berjam kat sini. asalnya aku nak troll org sekilas lalu, tapi xsangka sampai jauh ni aku merepek.

aku off dulu. esok kalau aku jumpa ayat bodo dari hang, aku troll lg, tp lain kali aku troll sekilas lalu je. at least aku merendah diri aku mengaku english aku tak sempurna, xde la aku semberono guna broken English, sedangkan yg native English pun kadang2 bahasa inggeris diorang tunggang langgang cam cibai gak. bye
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