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[18SX] 29 BIZARRE LIFE HACKS WITHSEX TOYS

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Post time 1-4-2016 06:04 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
29 BIZARRE LIFE HACKS WITHSEX TOYS

We decided to put some sex toys to work around the house.
1. FAKE VAGINA DISH TOWEL HOLDER
Keeping those dish towels close by, but out of the way can be a tricky proposition. Thankfully weve found a tasteful and elegant solution with a tight grip to fit seamlessly with your kitchen.
2. SUCTION CUP DILDO LOO ROLL HOLDER
Looking for a tasteful way to add some je ne sais quoi to your bathroom without spending a fortune? Hello Kitty toilet paper optional
3. RING TOSS WITH BUTT PLUGS & COCK RINGS
Your son may be begging for the latest video game console, but remind him that stretching your imagination is important as sometimes the simplest games are also the most pleasurable.
4. DILDO DOOR STOP
Say No to scuffs, scratches and unsightly scrapes with this unobtrusive door stop.
5. STRAPON UNICORN MASK
Why not go for a classy & tasteful costume this Halloween. You may notice that although it certainly is understated, it subtly pokes fun at Austrian macroeconomic theory.
6. BUTT PLUG JUICER
A perfect way to start your day is with some freshly squeezed, organic orange juice. Make sure to thoroughly clean your butt plug before squeezing, otherwise you are in for some shitty tasting OJ
Here it is in action!
7. SEX DOLL FASHION MANNEQUIN
Not sure what to wear tomorrow? Why not use a fashion mannequin to figure out what pieces work best together.
8. A LOUSY COAT HOOK
Unfortunately, some things dont always work out as planned

9. PENIS EXTENDER CHAIR LEG PROTECTORS
Save your floor from scratches and scuffs by using these colorful chair leg protectors.
10. FAKE VAGINA PEN HOLDER
Always have a pen at the ready to write down your deepest ideas.
11. WRIST RESTRAINTS CURTAIN TIEBACK
Lack of lighting can dampen the mood of most rooms. So use a good curtain tieback that will hold any curtain away from the window, no matter how much it struggles, fights and tries to get away
12. FAKE VAGINA CIGARETTE FILTER
While were anti smoking at the Bad Girls Bible, some people do enjoy a cigarette after sex.
13. ANAL BEAD NECKLACE
If youre on a budget and dont want to drop more money on jewelry, then its time to improvise
14. GIANT DILDO BOOKEND
A cluttered house is a cluttered mind, thats a phrase thats so salient. So make sure to use a big, heavy bookend to keep your books tightly & firmly in place.
15. NIPPLE CLAMP GLASSES NECKLACE
Hands up if you ever have trouble finding your glasses! It happens to the best of us, but it doesnt need to happen anymore with an adjustable glasses holder necklace
16. POCKET PUSSY BEER KOOZIE/STUBBY HOLDER
Nothing beats a cold, refreshing beverage on a hot summers day. Keep it cool with this simple tip
17. PENIS SLEEVE SPORTS GRIPS
A firm grip on your tennis racket or golf club ensures great ball control. The same can be said when youre swinging for that shuttle cock.
18. SUCTION CUP DILDO FRIDGE HANDLES
Its frustrating when the handle on your fridge breaks off. Even worse when the second one breaks too! Thankfully there is a stylish solution for opening and closing your fridge.
19. BUTT PLUG WINE STOPPER
Youll never need to worry about your wine spoiling again with this playful wine stopper.
20. FAKE VAGINA HEADREST
Sitting for long periods without good neck and head support is silly if you care about your health. Thankfully this headrest makes your head & neck feel like theyre trapped between a little bit of heaven.

21. DOUBLE BALL GAG EAR DEFENDERS
Working in loud, noisy environments can do long term damage to your hearing. Stay safe and keep things quiet with these opulent ear defenders.
22. NIPPLE CLAMP PHOTO HOLDERS
Hang your memories on the wall to remind yourself of times past.
23. BUTT PLUG SINK PLUG
Sink plugs always seem to disappear without a trace. Now you have a back up plan.
24. KNUCKLE DUSTER DILDO CABLE ORGANIZER
No matter what you do, your headphones cables are going to get tangled with the rest of your computer cablesunless you take some aggressive action with a cable organizer.
25. GIANT DILDO LAMP BASE
After you choose a style of lamp you find attractive, make sure to check that it has a sturdy base.
26. PENIS EXTENDER UMBRELLA HANDLE
The last thing you want to let go of when there is a downpour is your umbrella. The right grip is essential if you dont want to get your hair wet.
27. LUBE LAUNCHER SHOT GLASSES
Heres a fun new way to get socially lubricated.
28. RUBBER FIST LETTER HOLDER
Organizing your mail just got a little easier thanks to this punchy mail holder.
29. PENIS PUMP PLUNGER
While the rest of these ideas are fun, this penis pump is just incredibly useful if you have a blocked sink or drain. It just sucks everything out of it. Im totally serious by the way!
30. RUBBER FIST JEWELRY MODEL
Get jewelry inspiration and discover what fits best.
31. PENIS SLEEVE CAR CUSTOMIZATIONS
All you ricers out there are gonna love the latest accessories to make your car look ridiculous.
32. WATER PISTOL PENIS
Why not drench your friend and leave them dripping with your efforts using this discreet water pistol?

If you enjoyed my tips in this article but want a true sex masterclass, then you may be interested in watching this blow job tutorial video where you'll learn my most powerful techniques & tips for giving your man incredible oral sex. Enjoy!


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Post time 1-4-2016 10:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jarum2 halus kapir nak jahanamkan isle.
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Post time 1-4-2016 11:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaha

Ni patut masuk bod lawak ok!
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Post time 2-4-2016 02:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nk kata bngsa melayu setat2 brkopiah otak sex tp 0mputih lg dasyat sume bnda nk divagina kan ngn dildo.
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Post time 3-4-2016 12:16 AM | Show all posts
maciam maciam la pulok
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Post time 3-4-2016 06:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
naina replied at 2-4-2016 02:26 PM
Nk kata bngsa melayu setat2 brkopiah otak sex tp 0mputih lg dasyat sume bnda nk divagina kan ngn dil ...

Er,

Ko takleh beda antara benda serius dan gurauan?
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Post time 3-4-2016 07:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
chazey replied at 3-4-2016 06:30 PM
Er,

Ko takleh beda antara benda serius dan gurauan?

Ala klu ini jd kt malaysia sure kena maki punya..sukati ko lah nk anggap gurau ke apa..xksh pun..
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Post time 5-4-2016 01:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
butt plug tu agak praktikal
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Post time 7-4-2016 01:47 PM | Show all posts
jijik lah.....
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Post time 9-4-2016 05:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adoiii...nk tergelak aku tgk
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Post time 10-4-2016 12:21 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Funny lah.. Why so serius korg
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