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Lelaki Idaman Wanita

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Post time 24-4-2016 06:12 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by imransulaiman at 24-4-2016 06:15 PM

Lelaki idaman wanita

Awek : "Abang kerje kat maner..?"

Abang :  Abang berniaga dik.. ada la kedai emas 2, restoran 1,chalet 5 buah kat utara ni dan buah kedai jual henpon..

Awek :  (terkejut) Abang tinggal kat maner?

Abang : "Lagenda Height"

Awek :  (wah! mesti kaya ni)
Rumah abang mesti besar kan??

Abang : Takder lah, rumah pun harga 600 ribu jer..

Awek :  (terbaek) kereta abang mesti banyak kan??

Abang : Sikit jer, cuma ada Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar, VW ....dan Range Rover

Awek :  (waa...ni bakal suami ni)
Abang dah ada isteri??

Abang : haa.. tu la.. sampai sekarang belum ada isteri..

Awek :  (terbaek..boleh jadi laki ni)
Abang merokok??

Abang : merokok kan tak baik untuk kesihatan tubuh badan

Awek :  (sihat tuu) Abang minum minuman keras tak??

Abang : Tak minum...haramm

Awek :  (Perghh..) Abang main judi?

Abang : Judi?? menghabiskan duit je
main judi..lagipun berdosa.

Awek :  (sweetnye abg ni)
Abang kaki disko??

Abang : Heh..Abang tak suka buang masa dik..

Awek :  (Ish..abang ni memang hebatlah)
Abang pernah pergi Haji?

Abang : 3 kali haji, 6 kali umrah

Awek :  (Subhanallah.. calon suami ku syuurgawii)
Hobi abang apa??

Abang : Bohong orang..
Hahaaaaa....


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Post time 24-4-2016 07:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Amek..
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2016 07:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
missinpiece replied at 24-4-2016 07:40 PM
Amek..

3 kali haji, 6 kali umrah tuuuu! Hahahaaaaa
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Post time 24-4-2016 07:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
imransulaiman replied at 24-4-2016 07:44 PM
3 kali haji, 6 kali umrah tuuuu! Hahahaaaaa

X menahan..
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Post time 24-4-2016 09:02 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha. Pelamin anganku musnaaaaahhhh..
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Post time 24-4-2016 09:41 PM | Show all posts
tpi...............hobi die tu,.........munkin die tipu gak,kan die suka bohong

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Post time 24-4-2016 09:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahahaha mak terpaksa akui mmg x ada lelaki or perempuan yg perfect kat dunia ni

btw awek ni kira bimbo to the max la kan sebab x sedar yg semua tu too good to be true, sampailah ke jawapan terakhir...sian
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2016 10:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
makneng replied at 24-4-2016 09:56 PM
hahahaha mak terpaksa akui mmg x ada lelaki or perempuan yg perfect kat dunia ni

btw awek ni kir ...

Hahahahaaaaaa! Awek tu dah berbunga riang ria di dalam hati...excited kot? Hihihi...
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Post time 24-4-2016 10:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
imransulaiman replied at 24-4-2016 10:10 PM
Hahahahaaaaaa! Awek tu dah berbunga riang ria di dalam hati...excited kot? Hihihi...

eeee kalo mak lps dgr jawapan soalan no1, Mak ngesot sesikit, blah dr situ..haha x sexited terus turn off
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Post time 25-4-2016 10:00 AM | Show all posts
Jangan lupa tanya couple masing2 apa hobinya ek
Terutama yang single ek
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Post time 25-4-2016 10:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hampass betul
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Post time 25-4-2016 12:17 PM | Show all posts
haha
okay lawak.

ada kuiz
jom aaaaaa joiiiiinnnnnn!!!!

http://mforum.cari.com.my/forum. ... age%3D1&page=38
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2016 01:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Carl_Kausar replied at 25-4-2016 12:17 PM
haha
okay lawak.


Hahaha! Lawak kan?



Kuiz apa ni? Ok, kejap saya check
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2016 01:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Rainrein replied at 24-4-2016 09:02 PM
Hahaha. Pelamin anganku musnaaaaahhhh..

Sweet kan abang tu? Hahahaha
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2016 01:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bibirmerah replied at 25-4-2016 10:38 AM
Hampass betul

Abang tu tak minum....harammm...!

Hahahahaaaaaa...!
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Post time 25-4-2016 10:16 PM | Show all posts

okay
sila la tgk soalan kuiz tu
yg mne tak faham boleh je tanya
nt sy try my best tuk explain
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Post time 25-4-2016 10:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mana nak cari. Bersyukurlah yang dapat
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Post time 26-4-2016 01:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Perfect sangat tu kalau betul
Mimpi lah nk jumpe zaman la ni
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 Author| Post time 26-4-2016 05:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
edoraixora replied at 26-4-2016 01:06 AM
Perfect sangat tu kalau betul
Mimpi lah nk jumpe zaman la ni

Pulak tu jawapan semua macam bajet konfiden je...hahahaaaaa
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Post time 26-4-2016 10:24 AM | Show all posts
kan dah terkena.....
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