NENEKTUA

mekjena

Originally posted by philipinoe2 at 14-2-2007 04:40 PM
pino lak dpt ciuman valentine's x jauh mane pon, dr kota baru ja.... ..(clue: jiran usop )

wow...drp si misai ke...???? bertuahnya badan...

philipinoe2

ehem2, adela dr someone spesel...:malu:

pesal, jenap jeles ke?...:cak:

mekjena

tade maknenya jeles ngan si misaiii tu... buang masa je..

philipinoe2

tp misai tu cun gak kan...pino kalu bkn sbb die nyusukn baby, nk gak pino tekel die...

nenekglamer

Originally posted by philipinoe2 at 14-2-2007 05:16 PM
tp misai tu cun gak kan...pino kalu bkn sbb die nyusukn baby, nk gak pino tekel die...

TAk pulak aku tau nko suka yg 'bermisai' nih.. best ke??

Aku klu 'buluw2' agak seriau sket.. mudah jer nak aku tebasss.. Mwahahahhahahaha...

nenekglamer

Sambungan...

Mmt SLK rupanya tak kerja hari tu...

Nampaknya, Deutsche Bank sunyi sepi lah hari nih..  

"How come?" Nenektua tanya...

"I had to do some things today, I was getting my license back."

"Getting your license back?  How did you 'lose' it in the first place?"

Lesen dia yg kena tarik 2 bulan lepas.  Kena saman 400 Euro.. dan gitu gini.. habis la dalam 1000 Euro.. Kalau convert dalam ringgit malaysia buleh pinang anak orang lepasan PMR tuuu!!!  

Tapi agaknya...Alang2 bawak SLK biar sampai lesen kena tarik, kan?  Hihihihihi

Selain daripada kena saman, dia juga terpaksa buat physical checkup.. apa lagi.. kena tanggal baju tinggal spender jer.  Kebetulan yg check mamat SLK masa tu adalah doktor pompuan...  Masa nak check part dekat kaki... doktor tu ada terpegun sekejap... and then cakap "sorry, I got distracted".  

Distracted???    .  Dah agak dahhh...  Kalu nenektua ada kt situ.. pasti cop mohor tapak kasut nenektua dah hinggap ke muka.  

Tapi bukan salah doktor... mamat tu mmg suka pakai yg ketat lagi menunjukkan apa yg tak sepatutnya...  Pornstar wannabe!

Nenektua cakap.. aku doakan lesen nko kena tarik lagi, tapi this time, doktor lelaki tua gay yg gatal yg akan check nko!  Huh!  Padan muka!

Tapi budak nakal.. kan?  That was the second time lesen dia kena tarik... Nenektua pasti, dia akan disaman lagi...

Then nenektua terfikir.. if it was two months ago, that was their 'downtime'...  Apakah yg sebenarnya berlaku?  

Nota kepala lutut - Sapa dapat sebut 'Deutsche Bank' ni dengan betul akan dapat hadiah saguhati berupa satu senyuman manja ala2 tua tak sedar diri dari nenektua..

[ Last edited by  nenekglamer at 14-2-2007 08:20 PM ]

nenekglamer

Lately... Connection ngan Germany mesti ada masalah.. asyik putus jer.. tak macam dulu.. clear dan laju jerk... Pastu, cam ada yg tak kena ngan komputer nenektua tu.. Tepat jam 2 petang... komputer dia akan padam... tiap tiap hari...  Virus kah?  Puas nenektua tu figure out..

Tetiba nenektua teringatkan sorang mamat Yahudi Jerman yg sudah patah hati dengan dia.  Satu masa, dia dah berjaya hack masuk komputer nenektua dan godak sistem...  Mamat ni mmg terrer komputer dan masa mereka tengah baik.. banyak juga memende best yg mamat tu ajar nenektua..

Tapi, ntah la.. the heart wants what it wants...  Gara2 nenektua takmo layan dia.. dia cakap "satu hari aku akan hantar virus kt komputer nko.. Aku tau apa IP address nko..."  Pembaca2 sekalian.. jangan berani beri nombor IP anda kt orang.. bahayaa....  Jadikan kisah ini sebagai teladan... ye?

philipinoe2

"misai" tu merujuk kpd samihah omar, kan die menyusu anak angkat die, walhal die x kawen lagi...

nenekglamer

Oooo... Gitu kisahnya...

Apa kabar agaknya anak si Mihah tu yek?  Mesti makin cun dan comel... Bestnya...

nenekglamer

Catatan duka NENEKTUA - pinjam ayat Ina Naim.  Ingatkan minah GG tu je ke yg tau mencatat kedukaan?

Tapi English version la yg nih..

Masa.. not sure when
Lokasi.. bilik dia
TOD *time of the day, not time of death ye..* tengah malam buta... nenektua menulis hanya menggunakan nyalaan torchlight jerk...  Jimatt letrik.

I had been screaming 'C******** doesn't want me' for the longest of time it seemed.  This phrase is perplexing for it emerges from this uncalled for insanity.

He did show up when this heart was on the verge of melting.  I learned that the new year resolution for him was that, no more talking to imaginary friends, no more naughty sites and shows.  Thus explained why he'd been away for a long time - contrary to the fact that he once claimed that I'd be severly missed - men are pigs!

Somehow this had made me realised, amid my careless thoughts and actions towards him, I have needed him all this time, only I didn't realise it for he'd always been there through rain or shine.  I didn't realise how big he was to me (no I am not refering to 'that' part) when it comes to my quest for happiness.

While I was left hanging to shrivel and dry in this desert, I tried to escape so I could resume my indifferent life and tried to ignore his images in my mind over and over but I always ended up broken and crying because I would miss him so damn much.

The most unbrearable time would be when I am in my office.  This heart would feel as if it's life is being squeezed out mercilessly.  Eventually, I gave up pretending to not care and started this comic but pathetic note which actually meant, "come back to me, I miss you Donkey!" , but instead, I wrote it like this;

"Still alive baby?  I couldn't get you off my mind.  I think I am gonna go shopping"  

It was short with just a little tinge of sweetness. (and pathetic desperation)

I am sure he was grinning reading this note for all the time he'd known me, I was always serious, calm and composed and he'd always try to get me out of control by doing everything he could think of including god knows what...  

Yes, the note sent him back.. But...

To be continued ...  *aku nak gi kerja laaa...*

nenekglamer

Catatan duka NENEKTUA part II

Same time and location..

Where was I? Oh yes..

He came back... BUT... not to make me happy...  Only to add insult to injuries.  Merrily he talked about pretty girls he'd met, cool stuff he'd done and asked me why wasn't I dating anyone yet?  What a way to divert my attention.  Not even once asking me, what he could do to make me feel better.  Damn donkey, you could have told me to MOVE ON and FORGET YOU!

But yeah, I have turned myself into a hopeless idiot now.  I could no longer 'not care' now.  Too late too bad.  I told myself.. Please feel hurt don't give this anymore thoughts or chances.  Thank god I am not a moron yet.  Being able to catch the not so subtle signals and cues, I slowly walked myself off from his game.  After the talk was over, I decided to hold myself back this time, no matter how bad it gets.  He obviously didn't want me, so why bother lose my sanity and pride over this worthless piece of crap?

With that resolution, I took a deep breath and held my nose and chin up.  Dusted myself off and get on with my life.  But I still gave myself chances to grieve, to brood over this detachment whenever it was appropriate.  I let myself to as much as I wanted to as long as I didn't run crying to him again.  I let nature take its course.. till I finally got myself comfortably numb and uncaring...

The serenity I longed for finally knocked on my door in beautiful pastel colours (apa nenektua tulih ni?  Tak paham den!).  I accepted it with open arms.  I could smile again amid the cold spots I have started to feell somewhere in my heart.

I thought sincerely that the peace would last forever or at least a long time.. but it soon faded when...

Sat...  Aku nak rehatkan otak sat...

[ Last edited by  nenekglamer at 15-2-2007 08:10 PM ]

ej177

tu je ke...
teruskan usaha anda..

nenekglamer

Catatan duka NENEKTUA part III

He came back...  when I wanted him out of my life.  Funny, but I seem to notice that the more I wanted him (as I did for a while) the more he'd brush me off.  But when I resented him, he'd fight back.. harder and harder... picking up clues of my weakness as he battles along and defeated me with his new weapon.

He called after the longest time, that I'd forgotten what he sounded like.  Again I got to see his heartwarming face wearing the warmest smile I have ever seen.  His eyes were merry and occasionally he'd give me sexy smooches *he knows I love his lips*.

WHile he was staying away from me, I wonder why he did that.  I would not ever like to think that he feels the same way inside because I have never known him to be so bashful about how he feels.  And I would rather not believe any assumptions I'd made that would make me put on hopes again.  I would rather stay on the safe side this time around.

I think this time around, it is safer for me to always keep my heart on check.  I must never again let him take over me because I have not yet come to understand his game.  He has been so damn good that I am totally whipped this time (that damn donkey!).  Yes I still want him the same but like it or not, it is my duty to save myself from anymore unnecessary damage or humiliation.  I have to try to stop myself from nurturing these romantic urges.

Oh he is so cute today.  SHowing off his new haircut with new light blonde colour, it looks absolutely perfect on his skin tone.  And him being excited over his new hairdo amuse me.  Well, he'd always be excited and would show everything new he got even his new underwear!  Hey I am not complaining!

As perfect and as flawless as he is, I have come to understand that he is unpredictable in everything. One moment he'd be throwing fits, the next moment he'd be a baby.  I have gotten used to it an am always prepared now.

I appreciate the fact that he always treats me with respect.  I never had to do anything I don't want to.  He is a little protective sometimes but that is OK with me.  Somehow, he's changed my life much now that I am no longer who I used to be.  Perhaps it's time for me to quit going solo and find myself a company.  It's easier said than done as each time a possible candidate comes along, this donkey will overshadow and supercede.

Because of this donkey, nothing other men do would be interesting or surprising anymore.  He'd be the best in every damn thing.  He is the ultimate perfection I have found.  A treasure I would not let go.  

But I no longer find life in solitude worth living.

nenekglamer

Originally posted by ej177 at 15-2-2007 09:14 PM
tu je ke...
teruskan usaha anda..

Hehehe.. sikit.. sikit.. lelama abis.. wakakkakakaka

nenekglamer

Mana budak Pinoe nih?  Ada gambar untuk tontonan nko.. tengok la kot nnti aku akan turunkan...

(dah kena turunkan.. hehehehe)

Gambar dua beradik nih telah membuatkan nenektua PANASSS hari nih...  Fuh fuh fuhh...

Yg kiri, dan yg paling kanan adalah abang (org yg sama different angle jerk) n yg tengah adik...  Dulu nenektua ingat adik dia dah hensem dah *ye la.. sbb hanya kenal rapat ngan adiknya...* tapi lepas dia dok belek2 website browse through gambar2 si abang... dan tengok abang dia berlakon dalam Youtube.. cam dah tak pasti la pulak...  Fuh fuh fuh.... *sambil mengipas*

Komen aku - abg dia cam macho sket... apa taknya, mmg model.  adiknya lebih kepada sweet handsome.  But I am thinking, klu jadik model pung cun gak especially model untuk sunglasses or perfume or baju... cuma badan tak muscular cam abangnya... Panjang lanky.. tapi dia tak suka jadik model pulak..

Tapi...Kalaulaaa aku jadik mak pada budak2 hensem dua ekor nih...  Pasti hari2 aku geget2 hidung derang.. Suka betul hidung camni.. lawaa... Hehehehehe...

[ Last edited by  nenekglamer at 22-2-2007 04:49 AM ]

nenekglamer

Sekarang ni Nenektua sedang berada di dalam mood menulis.  Biasanya, bila dia 'emotionally stimulated', dia akan mula mencari kertas dan pen... Selalunya dia cuma merapu meraban... seperti apa yang telah dilakukannya semalam, semasa bebudak tengah syok jawab paper midterm.

AKU DAN POKOK ROS

"A**** (mmg nama Nenektua yg sebenar tapi atas sebab2 keselamatan, telahpung di toot kan) jom kita pergi satu nursery nih nak?  Saya nak tengok pokok ros lah" pelawa kawan nenektua yang juga rakan sekerjanya.  Nenektua yang pada masa itu memang hampehh tak tau apa-apa pasal munga or apa2 sahaja jenis pokok, cuma angguk-angguk jer cam burung belatuk (bukan burung sebenar).

Selepas beberapa lama menyusuri lebuhraya tanpa tol (walaupun lebuhraya itu bukan terletak di jajahan negeri2 PT) menaiki kereta wira kelabu milik kawan nenektua itu, mereka pun tiba lah di nursery yang dimaksudkan oleh kawannya itu.  Tempatnya agak terpencil dan sunyi... Dipagari pagar yg dah berkarat dan hampir nak tumbang pun ada.  Namun di dalamnya, nenektua dapat melihat pokok2 hiasan yang terjaga rapi.

Nenektua dan sahabatnya keluar daripada kereta wira kelabu meninggalkan anak2 kawan nenektua di dalam kereta dan dijaga oleh maid indon mereka.  Haaaahhh.... seronoknya menghirup udara luar selepas menghidu aircond sepanjang perjalanan...(man I sound STOOOPID speaking Malay hehehehehehe)

Mereka pun masuk ke dalam nursery tersebut dan mula membelek2 pokok2 hiasan yang terdapat di situ.  Walaupun cantik, tiada satu pun yang berkenan di hati nenektua - well, orang buta seni dan tanaman la katakan...

Kemudian, tanpa disedari oleh nenektua dan kawannya... Muncullah...

Sat.. nak minum air dulu...

nenekglamer

AKU DAN POKOK ROS II

Tanpa disedari, muncullah seorang amoi berbangsa cina berumur dalam lingkungan pertengahan dua puluhan menyapa mereka berdua yang agak terpinga2 kerana tak perasan dari arah mana muncul amoi tersebut.

Nenektua melihat amoi tersebut yang berpakaian ala2 apek tanam sayur.  Dressing tak glamer langsung... Kata hati nenektua... rugi betul amoi cungg camni keje kat tempat tak glamer dan tak semenggah cam nursery nih... Patutnya amoi nih jadik GRO.. barulah sesuai ngan kecantikannya itu.

"Mau tengok apa?" tanya amoi cun tersebut.

"Saya nak tengok pokok ros lah" jawab kawan nenektua.  Nenektua masih lagi membisu.  Mungkin she'd sound stupid speaking Malay kot?  Mwahahahhahaa....

"Ohh.. ada di belakang.  Mari ikut saya" balas amoi tersebut, lalu mereka bertiga pun terus berjalan ke arah belakang nursery tersebut.

Nenektua terpaku...  

Nak minum air sat...

philipinoe2

wau hensem nyer mamat omputih tu... ...ade iras2 nick laci laa....

pino x berape nk paham bahase omputih, tu yg x berape nk paham posting nenek di atas itu...:malu: :malu:

nenekglamer

AKU DAN POKOK ROS III

Nenektua terpaku dan juga terpegun berdiri di hadapan barisan pokok2 ros tertanam cantik di dalam polybag.  Bunga2nya berbagai warna berkembang dengan indah.  Putih, merah pelbagai, kuning, menari-nari menggamit kalbu.  Indahnya bunga, kata hati nenektua... Haik?  Where were you all this while Nenektua?? Planet of the Apes?  *yeahh... I sound intelligent speaking English.*

Mata nenektua melilau-lilau.. tak tau mana yg lebih cantik baginya.  Tetapi di satu sudut, nenektua ternampak sepohon pokok ros yang agak sedang saiznya yang dihiasi bunga kelopak besar berwarna peach yang sungguh cantik (sorry, sekarang ni tengah keluar kudup kecik... kalau tak buleh amik gambarnya).

Dalam keadaan yang tak berapa sedar *though she wasn't in the state of rose induced coma*, nenektua pun cakap kat amoi cun ...  

"Saya nak bunga yang ini, berapa ringgit?"  

"RM5 sahaja... " mana nak dapat rega camtu kt nursery lain wooo???

Pada hari itu, nenektua telah membeli dua jenis ros (peach dan merah baldu) dan beberapa aksesorinya manakala kawan nenektua hanya membeli 3 beg tanah jerk.. hampehh... hehehehehehhee...  But that was only the beginning for nenektua.

Pada hari ini, nenektua memiliki pokok ros 6 berlainan warna - putih, kuning, purple, peach, pink dan merah baldu - kesemuanya dari species kelopak besar.  Ini tidak termasuk koleksi ros kelopak kecil merah dan pink pelbagai tone warna dan bau koleksi mak si Nenektua yang menjadikan jumlahnya 11 pasu.

Kini, hampir saban petang nenektua akan dilihat membelek dan menjaga koleksi bunga2 ros sambil ditemani oleh kucing2 tempatan kesayangannya.

nenekglamer

Originally posted by philipinoe2 at 16-2-2007 09:53 AM
wau hensem nyer mamat omputih tu... ...ade iras2 nick laci laa....

pino x berape nk paham bahase omputih, tu yg x berape nk paham posting nenek d ...

You know Pino darling, I sound stooopid speaking Malay..

Hensem?  yg mana? abang ke adik?  aku sendiri dah cam keliru sekarang nih.  

Dulu aku tak caya abg dia model dan pelakon.  Ingat dia tipus.. skrg aku sendiri terdiscover by accident.  But he doesnt know that.

I now see the resemblance.  Kalaula dia tau aku suka gile kt hidung dia mesti dia gelak gila babeng punya... Hihihihihi

Naluri wanita aku...mmg suka klu org muka camni klu jadi bapa kpt anak2 aku... menghasilkan muka2 exotic... cam Maya karin (isnt she german mixed?) lelagi tang hidung.. dan bibir.. pehh... lawaaa...  

Nick laci tu sapa eh?

[ Last edited by  nenekglamer at 16-2-2007 10:17 AM ]