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Borak2 Menjelang Hari Bahagia Part 43 (KeLuaRGA BaHaGia)

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Post time 20-11-2009 10:40 AM | Show all posts
klu aku msk laki aku x sedap aku terasa tau..
ada 2 jenis terasa lak tu..ikut mood :
i- terasa lalu diam
ii- terasa tp mempertahankan kesedapan masakan aku

wakakakaka

tak yah tunggu demam ...
ji_ji Post at 20-11-2009 10:37


kekekekeke..aku slalu tersa yg jenis ke-2 tu..mempertahan kan masakan aku,wakakakakakakka...

a'aaahhh...carik stokin x jumpe pun gelabah...
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:40 AM | Show all posts
klu aku msk laki aku x sedap aku terasa tau..
ada 2 jenis terasa lak tu..ikut mood :
i- terasa lalu diam
ii- terasa tp mempertahankan kesedapan masakan aku

wakakakaka

tak yah tunggu demam ...
ji_ji Post at 20-11-2009 10:37


ayat last tu aku setujuk..

laki aku brg2 rissa pun dia x tau laci no brp.
klu dia nk jaga rissa..sblm aku g keje aku dh siap2kan bj2 dia.

aritu rissa x pki stokin.aku tny nape x pkikan? kan stokin byk.
sy cari x jmp :kant:
pdhl 1 almari tu brg2 rissa sume..x ada cmpur pun brg aku/dia
maknanyer apa? x cr btl2 la tu
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:40 AM | Show all posts
laki bila dlm kesusahan/kesulitan
baru igt bini...

sebelum ni x hengat..2x5 laki aku
ji_ji Post at 20-11-2009 10:29


laki aku pun..
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:41 AM | Show all posts
morning korang
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:44 AM | Show all posts
a'a..ayh aku mmg mcm tu.

lawakla laki ko. x pela..dia dh try nk tolong kau walaupun x bp nk jd.
dh tu korang mkn ke liat2 tu?
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:38


tp rissa x byk ragam..ade org pegang pun dia dh suke...geram lak aku teringat si rissa

dia suke masak, aku yg x mo bg, kecah dapur aku...makan gak wei, nasib sup tu sedap hirup
tp x abes, aku ckp xpe, sok panas kan lembut la sket daging tu

goreng ikan x cantik, dia tya nape x same cam aku wat, kau kate sape suh belum keras dh pusing2 kan dlm kuali tu, biar je lenkali..panjang ooooooooooo dia
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:44 AM | Show all posts
morning waaz
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:46 AM | Show all posts
ayat last tu aku setujuk..

laki aku brg2 rissa pun dia x tau laci no brp.
klu dia nk jaga rissa..sblm aku g keje aku dh siap2kan bj2 dia.

aritu rissa x pki stokin.aku tny nape x pkikan? kan ...
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:40


kan..teruk2 laki kita pon
itulah yg plaing syg kan..ekekekek
kadang bila timbul rasa solehah, redha terima sedanya

kadang hangen jugak 1 badan dgn peel tu
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:46 AM | Show all posts
kejap je uma baruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


soklan yg ako kumpul time yakyak tadi

to betty:
1.lancer ko tu baru ke 2nd hand?
-klu baru d/payment brape dan month brape dan brape thn loan ko?
-klu 2nd hand plak d'payment brape,monthly brape,loan boleh g brape, enjin ape?ko beli siap modified ke x?

to tieka,
1. check up ko mcm mane? bby ok>
2.kwan ako minum air gula dier kata gelas x besar...tp dier kata start kol 10 mlm mmg dh xleh makan ape2 kol 10 ari ni br leh makan..kene pose

to adc,
1. alamak..ako lupe lak soklan ako....
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:46 AM | Show all posts
ayat last tu aku setujuk..

laki aku brg2 rissa pun dia x tau laci no brp.
klu dia nk jaga rissa..sblm aku g keje aku dh siap2kan bj2 dia.

aritu rissa x pki stokin.aku tny nape x pkikan? kan ...
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:40


aku rsa dia konpius la..kang dia letak sarung tgn kat kaki, sarung kaki kat tgn rissa lg ko marah..tu yg x pakai kan tu

lawak la jimi ni..tp lelaki klau jga lg cermat dr kite kan...pampers, bedak pe sume abis dia pakai kanwangi dr biasa lah jd nyer budak tu...
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:48 AM | Show all posts
tp rissa x byk ragam..ade org pegang pun dia dh suke...geram lak aku teringat si rissa

dia suke masak, aku yg x mo bg, kecah dapur aku...makan gak wei, nasib sup tu sedap hirup
t ...
kartieka Post at 20-11-2009 10:44


a'a..nsbla aku dpt ank yg x byk ragam. lega skit aku rasa.
tp smlm dia rindu kat aku kot. jimi keje mlm so dia jagala..dlm kul 430 tu dia dh siap2 nk g keje.
dia letak kat bwh je rissa nangis. bila dukung dia gelak2.
dia x leh nk siap2 g kejela..dia call mak aku suh ambk rissa.
smpi kat bwh mak aku kata dia elok je..gelak2. kat umh aku dia boring kot sbb x ada org.

aku mmg x suka klu laki aku msk..kecah dapur wei. pastu byk pinggan mangkuk nk kene basuh
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:49 AM | Show all posts
kejap je uma baruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


soklan yg ako kumpul time yakyak tadi

to betty:
1.lancer ko tu baru ke 2nd hand?
-klu baru d/payment brape dan month brape dan brape ...
miss_whoda Post at 20-11-2009 10:46


oittttttt.. nk li lancer ke?? please..please..please..suh fendi bwk aku..kakakka
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:50 AM | Show all posts
oittttttt.. nk li lancer ke?? please..please..please..suh fendi bwk aku..kakakka
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:49


ko jgn wei..ckpla semalam ako kene mrh nyanyi lagu ni ngn bebudak ni....

xdela..ako  yakyak pg tadi termenung2 teringat nk tanye sok lan ni.....
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:51 AM | Show all posts
kan..teruk2 laki kita pon
itulah yg plaing syg kan..ekekekek
kadang bila timbul rasa solehah, redha terima sedanya

kadang hangen jugak 1 badan dgn peel tu
ji_ji Post at 20-11-2009 10:46


btl tu..bila angin mcm2 aku bebel..

bila time solehah tu..aku redha je la..mmg peel diorg mcm ni

aku rsa dia konpius la..kang dia letak sarung tgn kat kaki, sarung kaki kat tgn rissa lg ko marah..tu yg x pakai kan tu

lawak la jimi ni..tp lelaki klau jga lg cermat dr kite kan...pamp ...
kartieka Post at 20-11-2009 10:46


kkeekkeke..bkn sama pun sarung tgn ngan kaki.

mmg pun..klu dia siapkan rissa..aku rasa lama yg amat.
aku suh pkikan pampers dl..sbb tkt rissa kencing.
dia klu sejuk skit dia suka kencing.
si jimi hegeh2..nk letak minyak telon dl la..barut dl la..
rimas aku!!
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:51 AM | Show all posts
kejap je uma baruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


soklan yg ako kumpul time yakyak tadi

to tieka,
1. check up ko mcm mane? bby ok>
2.kwan ako minum air gula dier kata gelas x besar...tp dier kata startkol 10 mlm mmg dh xleh makan ape2 kol 10 ari ni br leh makan..kene pose

miss_whoda Post at 20-11-2009 10:46


start puasa kul 10 ek, bukan kul 12lh kot aku, silap2 dh tdo kul 10 tu

ni jawapan aku kat depan td weh...

dh smalam..tp tu la sblm smpai klinik kau dh bantai nanges, x lh tahan2 lak

tp sebelum tu, berat ku dh cecah 57naik 700g dr 4/11 aritu

alhamdulillah baby ok...sume ok..aku x rsa dia gerak sbb dia diselaputi uri..
so, dia tendang cane pun x rsa sbb uri tu dh jd cushion, tu aku x rsa...
lg satu muscle aku keras kat perut, tu yg wat lg x rsa....

jantung dia pe sume ok, doc kate mungkin sbb dh lame x minum susu dpt susu dia kenyangsabor je haku...
dia tendang, nmpak dia tendang siku pe sume, tp mmg x rsa..

tp aku kurang air, darah pun rendah sket, tension kate nyer:kant:
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:52 AM | Show all posts
ko jgn wei..ckpla semalam ako kene mrh nyanyi lagu ni ngn bebudak ni....

xdela..ako  yakyak pg tadi termenung2 teringat nk tanye sok lan ni.....
miss_whoda Post at 20-11-2009 10:50


ko la bwk virus tu

yak2 pun byk gak soklan kuar ye
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:53 AM | Show all posts
sian ko cira..ko tertido sbb tungu sekar ke abg grey?
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:02


aku tertido sbb penat masak.. kekekke

masak mihun sup jek pun... heheh
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:54 AM | Show all posts
kkeekkeke..bkn sama pun sarung tgn ngan kaki.

mmg pun..klu dia siapkan rissa..aku rasa lama yg amat.
aku suh pkikan pampers dl..sbb tkt rissa kencing.
dia klu sejuk skit dia suka kencing.
si jimi hegeh2..nk letak minyak telon dl la..barut dl la..
rimas aku!!
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:51


kunun2 cermat la, tp kite yg rimas..satu2 dia wat..kekekekekeke...
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:55 AM | Show all posts
start puasa kul 10 ek, bukan kul 12lh kot aku, silap2 dh tdo kul 10 tu

ni jawapan aku kat depan td weh...

dh smalam..tp tu la sblm smpai klinik kau dh bantai nanges, x lh tahan2 lak ...
kartieka Post at 20-11-2009 10:51


sbb dier lagi l a beraat budak opis ako tu mule2 chekup 41 kg ..pastu last week chekcup turun 40 kg...

dier xpernah dpt sticker putih

dier kene minum air gula sbb tkt suspek kencing manis.. tp kol 1o dier x makan pape..

anak ko kuat minumni..pas dpt susu terus diam..nape ko nanes dlu??ko tkt eh derang cite......

ok alhamdulilah sume ok..sekian soklan ako
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:55 AM | Show all posts
aku tertido sbb penat masak.. kekekke

masak mihun sup jek pun... heheh
cira82 Post at 20-11-2009 10:53


brp lama ko ambk masa tu?hehehhe

kunun2 cermat la, tp kite yg rimas..satu2 dia wat..kekekekekeke...
kartieka Post at 20-11-2009 10:54


itulah psl wei
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Post time 20-11-2009 10:56 AM | Show all posts
ko la bwk virus tu

yak2 pun byk gak soklan kuar ye
akudancinta Post at 20-11-2009 10:52


ye arr dr mlm tadi ako sakit perut..pastu ako duk dlm jambam lame gile..tu ako teringat2 soklan tu nk tanye tu..tuk ko ade..tp ako lupe plak..

oooo ingt2...

1. bile kite nk pi ja lan tar?
2. bisnes shawl kite mmg x dpt sambutan ker???


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