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JOM KURUS - 5KG, 10KG, 25KG

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Post time 15-4-2017 01:37 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Kiss  and  Weight loss:

Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper.....

"lose 5KG in a week"

He calls the company & lady says

" be ready tomorrow at 6am."

The next morning he opens the door

&
finds a beautiful girl with shoes & skirt saying ,
"you catch me, you kiss me!"

&  the girl starts running...

He starts running but doesn't catch her.

During the whole week he tried to catch her but
couldn't. However he loses 5KG.

He then asks for the 10KG program.

Next morning at 6am he opens the door
&
sees an even more beautiful girl in shoes & a skirt saying

"you catch me , you kiss me".

He loses 10KG that week.

So he thought this program is awesome!
Let's try the 25KG!

So he asked for the 25KG
but the lady said "Are you sure? It's really tough!!!!"

He said "YES!"

Next day at 6 am he opens the door,
he finds a black guy saying

.
.
.

"If I catch you, I will kiss you..!"

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Post time 15-4-2017 01:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 15-4-2017 01:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Omaigod. Nasib mamat tu normal.Kalu geng kunyit yang bukak kompem melolong lolong hepi tengok abang awang hitam.
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Rainrein replied at 15-4-2017 01:48 PM
Omaigod. Nasib mamat tu nornal.Kalu geng kunyit yang bukak kompem melolong kolong hepi tengok abang  ...

Hahahaha! Tak tepikir pun kekunyitan pulak jadinya!

        
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Post time 15-4-2017 02:04 PM | Show all posts
tak sanggup....hheee
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Post time 15-4-2017 02:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haruuuu
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Post time 15-4-2017 02:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
haha
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Post time 16-4-2017 09:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mwahaha...
Bagus la..boleh try ni..
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Post time 17-4-2017 11:29 AM | Show all posts
hahaha..kalo tak gay dah lintang pukang lari..kurus terus
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Post time 17-4-2017 03:12 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Larikkkk
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Post time 17-4-2017 09:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haha i loike plot twist yachhhhh
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Post time 17-4-2017 10:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
So klu gayah mesti lelemak bertambah
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Post time 18-4-2017 12:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha..lebih dari 25kg pun boleh turun ni..
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Post time 18-4-2017 09:08 AM | Show all posts
hahahhahahaa
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Post time 18-4-2017 09:29 AM | Show all posts
Kalau black muka macam will smith
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Post time 18-4-2017 11:03 AM | Show all posts
Hahahaha. Cukuplah hilang 10KG
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Post time 18-4-2017 10:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 19-4-2017 09:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahahaa gigih la berlari...
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