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Post time 27-4-2017 08:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Di tanah perkuburan, seorang ustaz yg alim lagi warak mendekati wanita jelita yang baru kehilangan suaminya...

Ustaz: (Berbisik) Saya turut berdukacita atas pemergian suami kamu. Semoga suami kamu ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang beriman.

Wanita: Mudah-mudahan. Terima kasih ustaz
(Sambil teresak menangis)

Ustaz: Kamu tak boleh lama2 hidup dalam kesedihan. Bolehkah saya menggantikan tempat suami kamu...???

Wanita: Ustaz serius..??!!!

Ustaz: Ya betul, saya serius ingin menggantikan tempat suami kamu...!!

Tiba-tiba wanita itu berkata kepada si penggali kubur..

Wanita : Pak cik..!! Tolong korek semula kubur suami saya kerana ustaz ini ingin menggantikan suami saya....!!!

Ustaz: Allah...!

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Post time 27-4-2017 08:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
padan muke
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Post time 27-4-2017 09:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaha..... skali bini luruih bendoi
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Post time 27-4-2017 10:14 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gatei nya setad.
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Post time 27-4-2017 10:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahahhaha sian
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Post time 28-4-2017 07:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bendul betul si isteri
pasti ustad tu kelam kabut melarikn dri
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Post time 28-4-2017 09:25 AM | Show all posts
HAhHAHHAHA,...
lawak!!!
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Post time 28-4-2017 09:25 AM | Show all posts
Hahaha..
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Post time 2-5-2017 03:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sempat lagi teww
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Post time 2-5-2017 11:05 AM | Show all posts
Ustaz gatai! padan muka. hahah
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Post time 2-5-2017 06:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Padan muka..pegi minang kat tanah kubur lagi
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Post time 2-5-2017 06:53 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha.... gatal sungguh
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Post time 2-5-2017 09:40 PM | Show all posts
rasain lho
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Post time 2-5-2017 10:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 3-5-2017 09:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gataiii no haha
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Post time 3-5-2017 01:22 PM | Show all posts
padan muka..tak padan dgn ustaz..gatai..tunggula abis edah dulu
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Post time 3-5-2017 03:16 PM | Show all posts
hahaaa padan muka. xmenyempat2 kan
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