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Post time 10-8-2007 08:47 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
ni cerita zaman sultan dulu2...
Pada suatu ketika, istana jadi huru hara kerana permaisuri menghilangkan diri (merajuk kut)..
pastu sultan mengeluarkan titah kepada semua rakyat :

"Barang siapa yg menjumpai permaisuri beta, beta akan tunaikan permintaan kalian..tetapi cuma ada 1 sahaja permintaan" kata sultan..
"cuma satu...kalo lebih dari 1 kena pancung"

maka si ahmad ni pon terdengar titah sultan tersebut..si ahmad nih memang tidak suka sultan tersebut...maka si ahmad ni pon pi carik permaisuri smp dapat...
setelah si ahmad ni jumpa permaisuri, lalu die ke istana dan membuat satu permintaan...

Sultan : oleh sbb kamu telah mmbawa pulang permaisuri, kamu diberi 1 permintaan yg akan beta tunaikan..lebih beta akan pancung
Ahmad : baik..patik nak BERAK atas kepala tuanku...

nak taknak sultan tersebut terpaksa relakan...
apabila ahmad berak jer atas kepala tuanku...tiba2 tuanku bangun dan terus pancung kepala ahmad...

Persoalannya kenapa dia tetiba pancung kepala ahmad?
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 Author| Post time 10-8-2007 08:48 PM | Show all posts
jawab dulu yer...
nnt tukul bagi jawapan...
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Post time 10-8-2007 09:19 PM | Show all posts
mase berak ahmad mesti kencing skali kan ...dah dua tuuuuu

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Post time 10-8-2007 09:37 PM | Show all posts
jawapan aku sama  seperti civicbiru...

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Post time 10-8-2007 09:58 PM | Show all posts
apa jenis riddle ni

18sg ke?
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Post time 10-8-2007 10:03 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by auntie_girl at 10-8-2007 09:58 PM
apa jenis riddle ni

18sg ke?


ni kategori U je...

jawapan civicbiru ngan aku betul.. sila bagi tacang...
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Post time 10-8-2007 10:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kurik at 10-8-2007 10:03 PM


ni kategori U je...

jawapan civicbiru ngan aku betul.. sila bagi tacang...



yg 1st betoi jer dapat
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Post time 11-8-2007 10:44 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1 tukul_kaku's post

dia berak sambil terkentut...putttt putttt putttt!!!!
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 Author| Post time 11-8-2007 11:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by civicbiru at 10-8-2007 09:19 PM
mase berak ahmad mesti kencing skali kan ...dah dua tuuuuu


adeh...pandai2 la korang nih

tahniah:pompom:
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 Author| Post time 11-8-2007 11:45 AM | Show all posts

Reply #8 puakaganas's post

salah......
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