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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! 'First Impression' Yang Buat Ko Worang Tak Suka...

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Post time 20-12-2010 03:59 AM | Show all posts |Read mode


Hapakah first impression yang ko worang akang rasa tak suka kat seseorang tu bila kali pertama jumpa dia walaupong belom kenal secara baek lagi...?


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Post time 20-12-2010 08:39 PM | Show all posts
susah soklan ko kali ni uncle
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Post time 20-12-2010 08:47 PM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by adorable10 at 20-12-2010 20:51

Tahap kebersihan harus lah GRED A+++

Badan kena wangi.....
Gigi kena putih....
Rambut jGN HAPAK.....
Kuku kalau panjang make sure tarak hitam2 celah2...
Tak perlu sengih kalau benda tak LAWAK...
Tak perlu buat lawak bodoh....
JANGAN  Control macho/cun...Saq sangat hoccay
sAY no to Overweight ......
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Post time 20-12-2010 09:12 PM | Show all posts

Hapakah first impression yang ko worang akang rasa tak suka kat seseorang tu bila kali pertama jumpa dia walaupong belom kenal secara baek lagi...?


  • Sikap kurang ajar/biadap dari percakapan + tindakan.
  • Isap rokok.
  • Mulut laser.
  • Tak hormat orang tua + orang lain.

>>> Takder kena mengener dengan yg hidup mahupun yg dah lama meninggal dunia.


Sekian, terima kasih.


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Post time 21-12-2010 01:08 AM | Show all posts
pakai suar pendek
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Post time 21-12-2010 10:24 AM | Show all posts
bau molot cam longkang sumbat kampung baru
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Post time 21-12-2010 10:55 AM | Show all posts
1 - terlebih ramah
2 - bersikap seolah-olah serba tau segalanya
3 - cakap besar
4 - seksi tak hengat
5 - merokok
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Post time 21-12-2010 11:01 AM | Show all posts
erm aper eks....
iols nie susahlah tak suka org kalau tak kenal lagik
positive kengkononnyer...ahaks
tapi jap eks...nak jawab gak soklan pakcik esheng yang level TINGGI Nieh...hehe
- maybe org yang cakap macam bagus jahs...eeeeeeeeeee gerammmm
walhal takderlah bagus manapun
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Post time 21-12-2010 11:21 AM | Show all posts
bau molot cam longkang sumbat kampung baru
genchi Post at 21-12-2010 10:24



    sokong hat ni
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Post time 22-12-2010 12:39 AM | Show all posts
BO
kerek
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Post time 22-12-2010 01:30 AM | Show all posts
kerek, berlagak n gedikkk
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Post time 22-12-2010 02:24 AM | Show all posts
cakap besar
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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 02:54 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

susah soklan ko kali ni uncle
KumbangPolkaDot Post at 20/12/2010 20:39





Susah eh...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 02:57 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

Tahap kebersihan harus lah GRED A+++

Badan kena wangi.....
Gigi kena putih....
Rambut jGN HAPAK ...
adorable10 Post at 20/12/2010 20:47





Kalau gigi puteh tapi bibir hitam camne...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 02:58 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

Sikap kurang ajar/biadap dari percakapan + tindakan. Isap rokok. Mulut laser. Tak hormat  ...
ifzaarnia Post at 20/12/2010 21:12




Camne nak tahu dia tu jenis hormatkang worang tua ke tak...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 02:59 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

pakai suar pendek
cik.panda Post at 21/12/2010 01:08





Paras lutut boleh...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:01 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

bau molot cam longkang sumbat kampung baru
genchi Post at 21/12/2010 10:24





Camne lar agaknya bau longkang tersumbat Kampung Baru ni...


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:02 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

1 - terlebih ramah
2 - bersikap seolah-olah serba tau segalanya
3 - cakap besar
4 - seksi tak hen ...
sfhzuraz Post at 21/12/2010 10:55





Kalau jenis yang bertidik selain dari telinga camne...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:04 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

erm aper eks....
iols nie susahlah tak suka org kalau tak kenal lagik
positive kengkononnyer...aha ...
ctsueraya Post at 21/12/2010 11:01





Camne tu macam bagos tapi tak bagos mana...? Mana tahu dia tu tak bagos mana...?


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 Author| Post time 23-12-2010 03:05 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

BO
kerek
KumbangPolkaDot Post at 22/12/2010 00:39





Hapa tu BO...?


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