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The 16 Greatest Battles Fought By The Most Courageous Cats Of Our Time
Our history has been defined by conflicts in which the greatest among us fight the unimaginable. Today, we honor those cats who have stepped up when no others were willing. Today, we honor the fighters. The soldiers. The heroes.
1. The Battle of Cat vs. Lizard
Upon the beige carpet the courageous feline confronted the most menacing of lizards.
Battle Victor: Kitten
2. The Battle of Cat vs. Ham
Faster than one might utter the word "ham," this valiant cat was accosted with the most vicious of lunch meat.
Battle Victor: Ham
3. The Battle of Cat vs. Toy
When the toy began to advance, this cat knew what to do. Coming to blows where the carpet met the hardwood, these two brought their best moves.
Battle Victor: Cat
4. The Battle of Cat vs. String-On-Sheets
With the foe outnumbering the cat in volume, this feline didn't flinch; she attacked in what can only be called a dance-battle, twirling and slashing, fighting til she could fight no more.
Battle Victor: Cat
5. The Battle of Cat vs. Paper Bag
Unrelenting and solemn, the bag showed no mercy toward its feline adversary.
Battle Victor: Bag
6. The Battle of Cat vs. Potato
In the face of a vicious legume, this kitten courageously leapt where no one dared go. Rest in peace, potato. You trifled with the wrong warrior
Battle Victor: Cat
7. The Battle of Cat vs. Reflection
Never has a kitten met a mightier foe: itself. When this fearless fighter went left, its rival met its move. When he went right? THE SAME. This overwhelming conflict could, seemingly, go on forever.
Battle Victor: Reflection
8. The Battle of Cat vs. Pillow
Falling from such lofty heights, this kitten met its defeat in one swift blow from the pillow itself.
Battle Victor: Pillow
9. The Battle of Cat vs. Garbage Can
Where the can's resources were limited, the cat was nimble, determined, and ready to take on any advances. A true warrior shows its strength not in how it attacks, but how it defends.
Battle Victor: Cat
10. The Battle of Cat Vs. Printer
The printer was merciless in its retribution against the cat's ambush, its pages bursting forth toward the enemy with a force unseen by its enemy prior.
Battle Victor: Printer
11. The Battle of Cat vs. Men
The two forces met in the lobby of a building, the men unprepared for the onslaught, the cat ready for a clash. With a kick of the back legs, the feline defeated its foes.
Battle Victor: Cat
12. The Battle of Cat vs. Steam
Bursting forth from the humidifier cannon, this army of steam invaded the cat's territory without apology or pause. Though courageous in her initial effort, the cat became overcome with its enemy's force and sheer numbers.
Battle Victor: Steam
13. The Battle of Cat vs. Octopus
Using the classic cling-to-face move, the octopus was seemingly born for such a fight.
Battle Victor: Octopus
14. The Battle of Cat vs. Bear
The bear brought its strength, but the cat brought its stamina.
Battle Victor: Cat
15. The Battle of Cat vs. Hand
Groomed and prepared for a struggle, the kitten showed the hand its full force, tumbling upon the fingers with a flip.
Battle Victor: Cat
16. The Battle of Cat vs. Sandal
With four limbs against none, the battle seemed all but won by the feline attacker. A swift turn of events, however, left the cat trapped, defeated, and motionless.
Battle Victor: Sandal
So here's to the history-makers. May we never forget!
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Post time 21-10-2014 12:01 PM
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