Edisi kesian : Kena tinggal kat mamak bersama2 roti canai sebab demok

tipuware

Aku penah blind date zaman mric dlu.tapi psl takut,so aku bawa kawan. Dia pun bawa kawan. Jumpa kt kedai makan. Then borak2. Then dah balik rumah dia chat n bagitau aku sebenarnya dia minta kawan dia nyamar jadi dia. Kira tukar role disitu. Orang yg aku igt dia tu rupanya kaqan dia. Dia dok pretend jadi kawan dia temankan. Then tambah sedih bila dia minta no phone kawan aku.. dua2 jantan tu plak minta no phone kawan aku...

noraidil_06

tipuware replied at 12-11-2017 05:00 PM
Aku penah blind date zaman mric dlu.tapi psl takut,so aku bawa kawan. Dia pun bawa kawan. Jumpa kt k ...

Hahahaha. Sori tergelak. So dah mati ke derang berdua?

tipuware

noraidil_06 replied at 12-11-2017 05:02 PM
Hahahaha. Sori tergelak. So dah mati ke derang berdua?

Kawan aku tu mmg lawa. Kat sekolah mmg aku la jadi tukar posmen dan flowergirl htr hadiah2 peminat dia. Jantans dua org tu boleh mereput akuxde la kasi no phone kawan aku. Dah dia tak kasi. Lagipun jejans dua org tu bukan up to her standard gitu

intanumbrella

nak post lagu ni pada yg xkompiden dgn size memasing..

That Bass"

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(That booty, uh, that booty booty)
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... Hey!

I'm bringing booty back
Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that
No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell you...
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(That booty booty, uh, that booty booty)
You know I won't be no stick figure, silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass...

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I said I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass...

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... Hey!
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... Hey!
I'm all about that bass
Bout that bass...

nitrotech

Pernah satu ketika dahulu.aku ader berkawan ngn seorang gadis ini.xpernah berjumpa.kenal pon hanya di fb.saling komen mengkomen lama kelamaan.aku pon mintak la no tepon.

Nak dijadikan cerita.lepas ader whatsapp ngn si gadis ni.aku pon ajak la berjumpa dengan beliauu.plan nak jumpa di sekitar pj.sekali  bila da jumpa didalam hatiku berkata 'kussss semangat'.omg.saiz dia xxl dari aku.aku ni nak berkawan ok je.bukan nak bercinta pon.kalau nak bercinta aku x berminat saiz xl ni.sekali lepas jumpa dia terus feeling plak.selepas itu aku rasa tidak selesaà.dan ending dia.babaiii lahhh.kejam x aku

indenial

Oh budak yg kena tu nama qistinaroslan19. Lol. Ttup kt atas tp bawah tu x ttup

Anyway, ada je kawan i yg jenis filter bertingkat tp kat luar beza gila. What to do.

onexox97

nitrotech replied at 31-1-2018 09:47 AM
Pernah satu ketika dahulu.aku ader berkawan ngn seorang gadis ini.xpernah berjumpa.kenal pon hanya d ...

kejam ls jugak

nitrotech

onexox97 replied at 31-1-2018 09:22 PM
kejam ls jugak

terpaksa jadi kejam.padahal berkawan je pon.tapi iols x minat saiz xl ke atas ni.

onexox97

nitrotech replied at 1-2-2018 07:49 PM
terpaksa jadi kejam.padahal berkawan je pon.tapi iols x minat saiz xl ke atas ni.

sedihnya tertiba rasa sedih mewakili mereka bersaiz xl ke atas

nitrotech

onexox97 replied at 1-2-2018 07:49 PM
sedihnya tertiba rasa sedih mewakili mereka bersaiz xl ke atas

bagi i muka x lawa xpe.janji bukan saiz xl.yang mana bersaiz xl tu.exercise la.jaga kesihatan

onexox97

nitrotech replied at 1-2-2018 07:52 PM
bagi i muka x lawa xpe.janji bukan saiz xl.yang mana bersaiz xl tu.exercise la.jaga kesihatan

dulu sepupu i macam ni lah kemain nak isteri kurus dari dia
banyak dh mak dia tunjuk
satu satu ditolak nya
last sekali jumpa la yg kurus
lepas kawen tau tak apa jadi
disuruhnya bininya tambah berat sbb bininya berat tak sampai 40kg pun
pegang rasa tulang je

nitrotech

onexox97 replied at 1-2-2018 07:58 PM
dulu sepupu i macam ni lah kemain nak isteri kurus dari dia
banyak dh mak dia tunjuk
satu satu d ...

i rasa lelaki lebih suka perempuan berisi dari saiz xl xxl xxxll dan macam2 lg.macam i lebih prefer perempuan berisi dari kurus kering ni.x menarik rasanya

onexox97

nitrotech replied at 1-2-2018 08:02 PM
i rasa lelaki lebih suka perempuan berisi dari saiz xl xxl xxxll dan macam2 lg.macam i lebih prefe ...

apa beza pulak berisi dengan xl xxl xxxl ni
bukan sama ke
i confused

nitrotech

onexox97 replied at 1-2-2018 08:04 PM
apa beza pulak berisi dengan xl xxl xxxl ni
bukan sama ke
i confused

berisi.tapi bukan gemok.kalau dah xl ke atas tu kategori gemok.ada paham

onexox97

nitrotech replied at 1-2-2018 09:50 PM
berisi.tapi bukan gemok.kalau dah xl ke atas tu kategori gemok.ada paham

tak jugak
sama je saya rasa gemok berisi xl -xxxl
beza nya lebar mana

ok kalu contoh

sila padankan mana gemuk berisi dan xl xxl xxxl

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